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Darth123123 posted:"I'm not currently on drugs" is such a low threshold of achievement. I once asked my dad why I was so unsatisfied with my life when people had and had done so much less seemed content. He explained, "Maybe you've just got a higher standard than they do." He was right, and it was good advice.
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Only losers brag about not using drugs. Real winners use drugs successfully.
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You can always spot the airheads because they don't ever charge their phone.
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Aug 26, 2016 17:21
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Risky posted:You can always spot the airheads because they don't ever charge their phone. Or assume that the one who took the screenshot is the same person who made the post.
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I have a spare in a charging cradle always so I ride it til the wheels fall off on the daily nigga
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SwampDonkey posted:Or assume that the one who took the screenshot is the same person who made the post. All my posts are from my timeline
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Anderron Shi posted:All my posts are from my timeline All of mine are from a neighboring pocket dimension.
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Anderron Shi posted:I have a spare in a charging cradle always so I ride it til the wheels fall off on the daily nigga That's a weird name for your car
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Anderron Shi posted:All my posts are from my timeline  Facebook version: 
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exethan posted:Gotta love h8ers The Donald regularly sends his love to the haters and losers.
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Theophany posted:The Donald regularly sends his love to the haters and losers. our first Facebook Drama President
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Facebook version: Man I really wanna know what's on chapter 24 of the Book of Matt.
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Real Jesus would convert those heretics to right side driving.
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yogizh posted:Real Jesus would convert those heretics to right side driving. No doubt
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Aug 28, 2016 17:47
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More like Allah in that part of West Yorkshire.
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monkeytennis posted:More like Allah in that part of West Yorkshire. Allah cars driving on the wrong side! 
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Not sure I can blame him.
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The story I posted a few pages ago about the mother who sent her kid to school book week in blackface is still going. She first posted it to the fb page of a popular blogger, who deleted it because she didn't agree with the black face, but supported the mother for wanting to let her son dress up as someone he admired. Now the blogger is the center of attention, because the family of blackface woman started sending the blogger death threats for not giving her full support. Now the narrative is 'This poor facebook celebrity is suffering at the hands of ABUSE' which was the same thing that happened to the mother initially, but the blogger is more popular so more people care when she is sad. 
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Aug 29, 2016 01:39
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TheMostFrench posted:The story I posted a few pages ago about the mother who sent her kid to school book week in blackface is still going. Haha turn the computer off nigga
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Darth123123 posted:Haha turn the computer off nigga I mean, just close ya drat eyes.
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Life is truly loving art. Blackface kid got owned and he doesn't even know it. Upstaged by a frumpy sad white girl.
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cnut posted:Not sure I can blame him. That loving dead-eyed stare as he grabs his mother's tits from behind. Jfc.
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cnut posted:Not sure I can blame him. No good will come of this.
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It's not a .png, but a somewhat-good friend of mine, unless he's talking about something specific in his life, constantly reposts jokes and witty things from Twitter without giving credit. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, who cares because they're not even that funny, but jesus christ it's irritating, especially because he makes no effort to dissuade people from complimenting his sharp sense of humour. One of the first times we were hanging out, he mentioned something about 'Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement' (You won't wear a shirt, and you'll cry!') which we all laughed at and I thought was neat and original, because it fit so well with whatever we were doing. And then, years later, I hear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNoXy3MsC3Y&t=43s (if it doesn't go there automatically, it's at 0:50).
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Aug 29, 2016 14:09
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you should cut off his hand for stealing dem jokes
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8-Bit Scholar posted:No good will come of this. It's OK, he's been friendzoned.
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No jokes are original
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It's not a .png, but a somewhat-good friend of mine, unless he's talking about something specific in his life, constantly reposts jokes and witty things from Twitter without giving credit. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, who cares because they're not even that funny, but jesus christ it's irritating, especially because he makes no effort to dissuade people from complimenting his sharp sense of humour. There was (is?) and PYF thread for Facebook statuses and I'm guilty of using some of that stuff from time to time.
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Red Suit posted:No jokes are original he's making people laugh without assigning due credit, how can you not see how extremely problematic this is
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Aug 29, 2016 14:53
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Haha, are you friends with Dane Cook? - Original joke. DO NOT STEAL!
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Aug 29, 2016 14:58
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hey guys! *tells funny on-topic joke about child molestation* *crowd laughs* that joke is copyright patton oswalt 2014 by the way. wouldn't want to take credit for a joke that isn't mine everyone, that's just the kind of guy I am
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Aug 29, 2016 15:01
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I'd be more annoyed about someone disclaiming every joke they remember/say.
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Obviously it's not like crime of the century poo poo, maybe I'm more annoyed at the fact that, really, the guy doesn't have an original funny thought in his head.
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Settle down Beavis, jokes aren't easy to come by. - Butt-Head, from MTVs Beavis and Butt-Head est. 1995.
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