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Epic High Five posted:I love that Millennials are going to be the first generation in probably 2 millennia that hear frank talk about heresy and think first about Warhammer memes probably the first generation in 300 years to think of an appropriate response when they hear the word 'heresy'
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BWV posted:i just did something stupid and read through the "how to convince people to support Trump" megalist on The_Donald. I'm sure it's been documented here before but this line was the true winner.
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Constant Hamprince posted:"Creflo Dollar" is quite possible the most evangelical-rear end name imaginable i remember when i first heard his name, the chick i was dating was explaining how loving crazy this poo poo gets in the deep south, and i accused her of screwing with me when she dropped that name she spent the rest of the night laughing at the  moment that never quite ended
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The I'm cross with this thread for not picking up on my reference to man but humping. Yall some trashy lazy.
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salvation isn't free. kingdom of heaven's gotta be watered with the blood of heretics. unam sanctam not sola fide ok. namaste
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Squizzle posted:ps if you aren't reading luke and acts as one work then you're not allowed to have an opinion or indeed any perspective at all on it also read John and Revelations right next to each other and realize that John was probably on drugs full time
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Squizzle posted:and if you can't enjoy the whole complex of Syriac/Nestorian/Indian Christianity at least as an impressive web of influences over time and cultures, well, loosen up who cares its all made up bullshit anyways i never could get into any of that poo poo in college cuz thats pretty much the only conclusion i could make to anything i read about it
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Coolguye posted:also read John and Revelations right next to each other and realize that John was probably on drugs full time Pratchett felt the same way. Small Gods was a wonderful, wonderful book
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Despera posted:Post more highlights For myself, the most important thing I learned during this election season is to never trust anything. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. And when I say that, I mean it. Sure, you can show me all of these lists of links, however, upon further inspection, they're full of poo poo like this girl who faked her crying to appease to Congress which helped contribute to the Gulf War. It's kinda like how an individual who was raised around a cult neighborhood and finally started questioning it. Now I still believe in a lot of what the liberals believe in such as social equality, however, my positions have became much more moderate and centrist. Anyways, I'm still working on this post. However, it will become better. Promise.
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Montasque posted:This image has been a freeper favorite since Freep first Freeped. Alright, that makes more sense. I didn't think it was Hillary, but the guy does look like a young Bill.
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BWV posted:i just did something stupid and read through the "how to convince people to support Trump" megalist on The_Donald. I'm sure it's been documented here before but this line was the true winner. Give us the whole list, X number of entries each day.
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Coolguye posted:also read John and Revelations right next to each other and realize that John was probably on drugs full time Could've sworn they were different Johns.
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Discendo Vox posted:Give us the whole list, X number of entries each day. it's like chinese water torture only instead of poopy water it's poopy crazy people The Larch posted:Could've sworn they were different Johns. i thought they were both the apostle but i learned all this stuff 20+ years ago now so it's entirely possible i'm loving it up (or new archeological data has come to light that makes my then-teachers wrong)
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Vertical Lime posted:you down with ppd Yeah you know me 
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on the one hand the Ethiopic, or first, enoch was (along with the also  Book of Jubilees) just sitting there in literally nigh-every Bible in the Ethiopian Empire while white folks cast about searching after this "lost" work that's referenced repeatedly in the Canon they had, so i like that it adds to the whole motif of Ethiopia having at all times poo poo that europe really really wishes it could find(like whether or not it was the first artifact to be understood as the ark of the covenant, they almost assuredly have the last artifact to be generally regarded by Christendom as the ark) but on the other hand the Slavonic/second enoch is magnificent and definitely my personal favorite for a lot of reasons of structure, theology, and cultural poo poo embedded all over it. plus, you usually get bonus Melchizedek content in print translations of it, and that's good  poo pooand i love enoch/metatron matter as much as anyone and more than many, but if third enoch is your favorite then 
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/770381482229657602 It's almost as if obesity is really, demonstrably deadly. And saps taxpayer money.
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Squizzle posted:post your favorite enoch poo poo itt Always been a fan of the seraphim as giant flaming snakes with wings.
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Constant Hamprince posted:salvation isn't free. kingdom of heaven's gotta be watered with the blood of heretics. unam sanctam not sola fide ok. namaste This namaste doesn't even make any loving sense if you go with the literal meaning rather than cultural slang, "I salute your fragment of God" is incompatible with evangelical bullshit, gently caress you 
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GreyjoyBastard posted:This namaste doesn't even make any loving sense if you go with the literal meaning rather than cultural slang, "I salute your fragment of God" is incompatible with evangelical bullshit, gently caress you namaste
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Beck wants to go war with Atlantis
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GreyjoyBastard posted:This namaste doesn't even make any loving sense if you go with the literal meaning rather than cultural slang, "I salute your fragment of God" is incompatible with evangelical bullshit, gently caress you let me explain irony to you
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babypolis posted:who cares its all made up bullshit anyways lol you rube it's woven through basically all premodern and a lot of/most modern culture, statecraft, art, music, science, math, history, warfare, literature, poetry, and so on religion isn't a thing, in terms of study; it's where basically everything else humans do overlaps. it's the attention deficit disorder-est academic field
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The Larch posted:Always been a fan of the seraphim as giant flaming snakes with wings. "Do not be afraid" is an angelic visitation trigger warning. To minimize the screaming and clawing out of eyes.
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Do It Once Right posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/770381482229657602 
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Vertical Lime posted:you down with ppd  I'm tied with my rival! Winning!
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Constant Hamprince posted:let me explain irony to you This is the one irrational hill I am going to die on, reincarnate, and die on again. My sacrifice will inorm future generations about arcane linguistic details.
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God exists, deal with it
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GreyjoyBastard posted:"Do not be afraid" is an angelic visitation trigger warning. angels are no foolin one of the most interesting things about the book religions and it's my unwillingness to walk over to the big bookshelf that's stopping me from phoneposting up a highly-cited spray of nerd words about them
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Al! posted:God exists, deal with it Many people are saying He is dead
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loving people's pundit daily.
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see, trump's 42 is bigger than hillary's 42, so he's winning.
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GreyjoyBastard posted:"Do not be afraid" is an angelic visitation trigger warning. At least they have the decency to use a pair of wings to cover up their dicks.
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Squizzle posted:lol you rube it's woven through basically all premodern and a lot of/most modern culture, statecraft, art, music, science, math, history, warfare, literature, poetry, and so on yes i know its important. and im sure glad for all the pretty paintings (huge fan of hyeronimus bosch here). but whenever i read thomas aquinas or something like that i can never stop thinking "man who cares its all bullshit"
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the book of tobit is comedy gold, as far ancient texts go. still offers some good laffs today
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Al! posted:God exists, deal with it lol if you read this thread and still believe in a loving god
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