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i love the beautiful elf dick, thank you dildomancer and elise
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That is better than I could hope for.
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Aug 30, 2016 05:55
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Absolutely amazing work. I need one (presuming you're happy to effectively mass-produce these for goons  ) Would it be okay to ask for a different color scheme? I'm digging the idea of pearlescent white (like the current upper section) with glows-blue-in-the-dark marbling/streaks.
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Aug 30, 2016 05:58
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Top shelf fucksmithery.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:17
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Hostile V posted:Top shelf fucksmithery. Not emptyquoting.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:22
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Well, poo poo.  Now I need to figure out a color scheme.Where do we send the money? You're going to regret this very quickly when your room is full of fluorescent green-blue elfdongs and you've run out of silicone.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:52
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Who says SA doesn't produce anything worthwhile any more? 
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Aug 30, 2016 06:54
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This is too much. I will pay full retail to be a part of 2016's fingat. Also 10 years from now I'm going to find it in a box and have a hearty chuckle and/or get funny looks from whoever I'm with at that time.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:54
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Once upon a time, I wanted a tattoo in Elvish. I think that makes me more than nerdy enough to be interested in one of these. And I have a loose idea for what color/s I want.
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Aug 30, 2016 07:43
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I need to buy this as a gag gift, but I dont know who would appreciate it.
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Aug 30, 2016 08:07
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One schlong to rule them all One schlong to find them One schlong to bring them all And in the darkness bind them With lady-elf vagina tentacles. Edit: this is a strong contender for most successful goon project after the Haitian school thing, presumably because it was almost entirely the work of Dildomancer's dildomancy and Elise's mad genius.
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Ahh, guys, I'm flattered! I guess I should make another order from Smooth-On if people are going to want glow-in-the-dark toys, because my glow powder is almost out. I'll also get a couple gallons of 00-50 (soft) silicone. It is probably the most popular firmness. literally a fish posted:Absolutely amazing work. You are welcome to request any color scheme you like. I'd quickly run out of mica if every dong looked like this. I will charge a bit more for custom color schemes (usually an extra $5 for each color past the second) to cover the risk of things not turning out as intended and having to redo the toy. Faerunner posted:Well, poo poo. I'll post that separately right now so that I can link it in the OP.
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HOW TO GET A ELF Either send me a PM here (preferred) or an email at mancerdildo@gmail.com (less preferred) describing the following things: Firmness desired (super soft, soft, medium, firm) Color scheme (details below) PayPal address Where I'm shipping it to (US state or country) We can talk details there if you have any questions about what is possible, which firmness is best for you, or how much it will cost. The typical price is $20 + shipping, but if you're getting something complicated like more than 2 colors, a vertical split (vertical stripes down the shaft), fluorescent, painting, or glow-in-the-dark, I will charge a modest surcharge based on complexity. Once you've settled on a design, I send a PayPal invoice. I can be as vague as you like in the description there just in case it's a shared account. MAKE SURE IT HAS YOUR CORRECT SHIPPING ADDRESS. There's nothing like a dong with your name on it getting delivered to your parents' house. Potential Color Schemes Easy to do: A single color throughout, 2 colors in a fade (smooth transition) or stripes, adding sparkles More difficult: More than 2 colors, marbling, a vertical split, fluorescent colors, glow-in-the-dark, split firmness, suction cup (normally very easy, but this dong has a small base so I'm not sure if it will work) Very difficult: Lots of stripes (it ties up the mold for a long time as each has to cure before the next is added), lots of fades, highlight, painting (yes, I have silicone paint) And finally, a note on glow-in-the-dark: It is a pigment, either green or blue, that is added to the silicone. The pigment is a white powder and will slightly lighten the color of the silicone, but is otherwise independent of the color. That means you can have a red dildo that glows green, for example. The stronger the base color, though, the less of the powder will be visible from the surface and the paler the glow. Dildomancer fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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What coloration(s) would be the most natural for an elf?
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Holy poo poo that's a cool looking sex toy. Much respect for the dildomancy, sculpting up something like that on a description alone much less in the time it took you is a hell of a talent.
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This is a bit weird but... Would you be able to make a gif of flailing it around a bit (or one of the fish perhaps?) so we can get an idea of just how floppy it is? I'm aiming for as floppy as possible while still managing to hold itself upright / not droop, and I think medium is probably the way to go but I dunno!
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Aug 30, 2016 16:03
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We need to see a video of it in use on pornhub too... For research or some such. Great thread and amazing dong. I fancy a go making one so have been looking at uk suppliers of molten dildo. Good times. The Mrs reaction to my google search history was erm less good.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:05
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E-mailed regarding this. This has been an awesome thread and y'alls do excellent work.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:52
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I slept til noon and missed EVERYTHING. Dildomancer, what you've done here is legendary. I want to build that thing a permanent home in my living room, where a single spotlight will shine on it, where every guest is forced to make eye contact with it, where I wreath it in flowers for every major calendar holiday including Labor Day, FOREVER. I honestly could never have come up with anything that spectacular in a thousand years, and I am still pretty much in awe over the colors. HOW DID YOU DO THIS. You beautiful monster, you sparkledong wizard, I hope you live forever and your hobby never dies.
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Aug 30, 2016 20:51
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Make it a door knocker
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Aug 30, 2016 21:02
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I'm considering getting one, but I need to know if you can make a urethra so I can stick a single rose in it.
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I salute your contribution to the field of dildology. That thing is amazing.  
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literally a fish posted:This is a bit weird but... Would you be able to make a gif of flailing it around a bit (or one of the fish perhaps?) so we can get an idea of just how floppy it is? I've got good news - I already have one! It's from back in the past, but it's still relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLUW9dbQgbk The latest toy is twice as long as these and much more flexible. I think medium (A10) would stand on its own, soft (00-50) might need some convincing. elise the great posted:I honestly could never have come up with anything that spectacular in a thousand years, and I am still pretty much in awe over the colors. HOW DID YOU DO THIS. You beautiful monster, you sparkledong wizard, I hope you live forever and your hobby never dies. You DID come up with it, though! For those who are curious, here is how I did the colors: 1) Mix together 150cc Part A, 150cc Part B in bowl 1. 2) Pour 2/3 of the mixed silicone into 2 mixing bowls (bowls 2 and 3). 3) Stir silver mica (silver) into bowl 1. Degas in vacuum chamber A. 4) Stir golden glow mica (very pale gold) into bowl 2. Degas in vacuum chamber B. 5) Take bowl 1 out of vacuum chamber A. Pour 3/4 into tip of mold. 6) Stir sun gold mica (light gold) into bowl 3. Degas in vacuum chamber A. 7) Take bowl 2 out of vacuum chamber B. Pour remaining silver silicone from bowl 1 into bowl 2. Degas bowl 2 again in vacuum chamber B. 8) Mix together 150cc Part A, 150cc Part B in bowl 4. 9) Pour 2/3 of the mixed silicone into 2 mixing bowls (bowls 5 and 6). 10) Take bowl 2 out of vacuum chamber B. Pour 3/4 into mold. 11) Stir gold nugget mica (gold) into bowl 4. Degas in vacuum chamber B. 12) Take bowl 3 out of vacuum chamber A. Pour remaining very pale gold silicone from bowl 2 into bowl 3. Degas bowl 3 again in vacuum chamber A. 13) Take bowl 3 out of vacuum chamber A. Pour 3/4 into mold. 14) Stir tangerine mica (golden orange) into bowl 5. Degas in vacuum chamber A. 15) Take bowl 4 out of vacuum chamber B. Pour remaining light gold silicone from bowl 3 into bowl 4. Degas bowl 4 again in vacuum chamber B. 16) Take bowl 4 out of vacuum chamber B. Pour 3/4 into mold. 17) Stir copper mica (copper) into bowl 6. Degas in vacuum chamber B. 18) Take bowl 5 out of vacuum chamber A. Pour remaining gold silicone from bowl 4 into bowl 5. Degas bowl 5 again in vacuum chamber A. 19) Take bowl 5 out of vacuum chamber A. Pour 3/4 into mold. 20) Take bowl 6 out of vacuum chamber B. Pour remaining tangerine silicone from bowl 5 into bowl 6. Degas bowl 6 again in vacuum chamber B. 21) Take bowl 6 out of vacuum chamber B. Pour until the mold is full. 22) Remaining silicone in bowl 6 gets dumped into the fish-shaped candy molds for firmness samples. 23) Go take a shower to get the goddamn sparkles off. The reason I mixed the two portions of silicone separately is that the first portion would have already surpassed its pot life by the time I got to step 20 or so. Mixing it in two batches effectively gave me an extended pot life. Gilok posted:I'm considering getting one, but I need to know if you can make a urethra so I can stick a single rose in it. Yeah, that's easily done. Just poke it with a skewer or whatever. Can be molded right into the initial dildo, but that takes a bit more finesse. It'd be very similar to a cumtube. ETA: I got a lot of PMs while I was at work, wow. I'll respond to them in the order in which they arrived, so don't be upset if you don't get a reply for a few hours. Dildomancer fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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thegasman2000 posted:We need to see a video of it in use on pornhub too... For research or some such. pull up thread pull up
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1stGear posted:pull out thread pull out
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While I wait for the new box of silicone to come in, a small story: A couple months' worth of silicone. Silicone comes in 2-gallon units. That's about 18 pounds / 8kg. Back at the peak of my dick-making days, I was ordering 4x 2-gallon units every month or so. There are three flights of stairs between the nearest parking lot and my front door. Put it all together and you have one VERY unhappy deliveryman. After the first few months, he stopped bringing them to my door, instead leaving them at the main building entrance and saving himself one flight of stairs. I have no doubt he'd have left them in the parking lot if it were possible. After many months, several grand worth of silicone weighing nearly half a ton had been delivered. My next shipment came with a special annotation.  I don't blame him for being upset, but that's no excuse for such poor math skills: that box was more like 36 dicks.
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Dildomancer posted:that box was more like 36 dicks. in a row?
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What, you didn't think to install a freight elevator in your closet for ease of delivery? I hope you tipped him on Christmas. With a red and green dildo.
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I don't understand the logic there. Did he think you were ordering huge fuckin tubs of silicone just to piss him off? I'm sorry it's your job to deliver things, delivery driver, but it is literally your job to haul poo poo up stairs for people You try to help a guy stay fit and this is how he treats you? Dildomancer posted:I don't blame him for being upset, but that's no excuse for such poor math skills: that box was more like 36 dicks. 
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I have no idea what sort of colors I want. PM'd and I'll try to remember to let y'all see what sort of garish thing I get.
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Dildomancer posted:Yeah, that's easily done. Just poke it with a skewer or whatever. Can be molded right into the initial dildo, but that takes a bit more finesse. It'd be very similar to a cumtube. I know this is severely off topic of ordering elf ding-dongs, but have you made toys with cumtubes? Did you ever have any that, well, just didn't make sense to have one? Like, I don't know, a beer bottle?
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BirdOfPlay posted:I know this is severely off topic of ordering elf ding-dongs, but have you made toys with cumtubes? Did you ever have any that, well, just didn't make sense to have one? Like, I don't know, a beer bottle? Check the Vimeo account, there's a video on making jizz tubes. Dildomancer posted:
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You're cool and this is cool.
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jetz0r posted:Can I just say, please charge more than $20 for these? Not emptyquoting.
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Been following this thread after lurking the Healthcare thread Elise posts in, and my 2 cents is that I'm sure you could charge $30 for these (at least) and everyone who wants one would be more than happy to pay for it  Think of it as a little extra for taking the time to post pictures, updates, and how-to's. I know you really want to make these affordable for goons but you're putting a lot of work in and I personally think you deserve it, even if I don't think I'd get one for myself.
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I already paid for mine but I agree. My plan was to overpay but I got sent an invoice that I couldn't oversend 
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Dude just loves making rubber cocks, don't complicate it
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Those of you who think you got off easy and want to pay more can just hit me up and I'll give you my PayPal. I'm not gonna raise prices 'cause... I dunno, principles or something. Anyway, my Smooth-On shipment came in today care of my local distributer, Reynolds Advanced Materials. I ordered my silicone yesterday morning and it came in a little over a day. I ALSO took some glamor shots, as promised, with an appropriate backdrop.    Looks like I got 38 new notes in the past day, so be patient if it takes a little while to answer, please!
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I'm reminded of Ozymandias, where it goes "Whose frown and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command tell that its sculptor well those passions read" Except in this case it's the taut ballsack and the passions are utter horror. Good job.
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