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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

why is material ui so loving terrible

look at this 24 hour time picker

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# ? Aug 30, 2016 12:37

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ClassActionFursuit: Mar 15, 2006

i quite like it

# ? Aug 30, 2016 12:53

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

lomarf

# ? Aug 30, 2016 13:19

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

ahmeni posted:

why is material ui so loving terrible

look at this 24 hour time picker

i would have put the smaller numbers on the inside ring

# ? Aug 30, 2016 13:33

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

ahmeni posted:

why is material ui so loving terrible

look at this 24 hour time picker

that is one of my least favorite features

# ? Aug 30, 2016 13:37

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

starbucks is disgusting burned garbage

# ? Aug 30, 2016 14:40

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

graph posted:

starbucks is disgusting burned garbage

# ? Aug 30, 2016 14:41

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

LastInLine posted:

i quite like it

# ? Aug 30, 2016 14:57

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

ya but they bathrooms is clean as gently caress and im just gonna get some froofy-rear end sugar bullshit where i cant taste the coffee anyway. ill take that all over some indie coffee house thats covered in hippie sharts any day.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 15:04

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

the sweet smelling sharts of almond milk and gluten-free bagels

# ? Aug 30, 2016 15:06

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:

ya but they bathrooms is clean as gently caress

you live in wisconsin

# ? Aug 30, 2016 15:20

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

carry on then posted:

you live in wisconsin

you should know that as a goon i am so profoundly large that most of my mass actually resides in extradimensional z-space

# ? Aug 30, 2016 15:25

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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graph posted:

starbucks is disgusting burned garbage

# ? Aug 30, 2016 15:27

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

why is it called material when it's all computery modern metro flat design with no hint of any backing material

# ? Aug 30, 2016 15:27

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

The Management posted:

why is it called material when it's all computery modern metro flat design with no hint of any backing material

the name is immaterial

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:19

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

when we have big meetings every couple of months or so theyll get starbucks and it is just wild how loving disgusting and undrinkable it is

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:20

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

learn to not mind bad coffee too much, its valuable for a caffeine addiction

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:44

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

graph posted:

when we have big meetings every couple of months or so theyll get starbucks and it is just wild how loving disgusting and undrinkable it is

it literally doesnt matter because nobody drinks starbucks like regular coffee (eg to enjoy it), they blast it away with simple syrup and flavored creamer until its a pale beige color and mainline it straight down their mouth holes to sate their dire caffeine and sugar addictions for another hour

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:52

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

it's burnt because it's cheaper and has a stronger flavor to poke through the 1k cal milkshake it's added to

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:55

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

the only thing worse than starbucks is people who talk about starbucks

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:55

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

ahmeni posted:

the only thing worse than starbucks is people who talk about starbucks

code:

;ROU COFFEE
talkAbout(coffee)
   s coffee="f  d  w "_coffee
   x coffee
q

code:

COFFEE> d talkAbout^COFFEE("starbucks")

# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:20

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

hobbesmaster posted:

learn to not mind bad coffee too much, its valuable for a caffeine addiction

also its right across the street from my tower. if I order from the app before I put my shoes on it's usually ready right when I get there

# ? Aug 30, 2016 18:26

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i go to a local coffee shop when i want coffee
i go to starbucks when i'm on the road or when i want a milkshake because milkshakes are delicious

this isn't really that hard to understand, people. it's like getting breakfast at mcdonald's on a road trip; a known constant.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 18:37

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

The Management posted:

why is it called material when it's all computery modern metro flat design with no hint of any backing material

The shadows are based on those cast by pieces of paper. This is literally the reason

# ? Aug 30, 2016 18:39

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

American gas station coffee is surprisingly good. That's one of the small things that took me by surprise when I moved to the USA.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:05

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

the only bad coffee i drank in america happened to be a starbucks, it tasted like horrible garbage i have no idea what the hell i even drank

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:11

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

lol coffee snobs.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:14

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

the worst coffee i had was when we visited boston. we didnt know that the place basically shuts down on sunday (and at night) so when were wandering around on a chilly, drizzly sunday morning the only place we could find to get warm drinks was a dunkin donuts. i just ordered "coffee with cream" and what they handed me was nearly white it had so much cream in it. then they kicked us out because it was 5 to noon and they were about to close. boston was weird.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:21

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

I see them all the time in Mountain View, and I honestly can say I'd be legit embarrassed to ride around in those self-driving cars. The alien looking ones, not the Lexus.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:56

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

trilljester posted:

I see them all the time in Mountain View, and I honestly can say I'd be legit embarrassed to ride around in those self-driving cars. The alien looking ones, not the Lexus.

they are going nuts with the test driving recently. I saw like 6 of them yesterday in the stretch of about 5 miles. I guess they are trying to get as much road time as they can before it starts raining.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:58

Series DD Funding: Nov 25, 2014; by exmarx

had an on-site interview at google cambridge today, there's a fire pole you can slide down between floors :eyepop:

# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:05

jony neuemonic: Nov 13, 2009

starbucks isn't great but it's recognizably coffee.

i don't know what tim horton's is serving.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:14

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Series DD Funding posted:

had an on-site interview at google cambridge today, there's a fire pole you can slide down between floors

google mountain view has a museum

it has a ball pit exhibit

i am not joking

# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:19

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

The Management posted:

lol coffee snobs.

not as bad as tea snobs imo

# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:30

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

The Management posted:

they are going nuts with the test driving recently. I saw like 6 of them yesterday in the stretch of about 5 miles. I guess they are trying to get as much road time as they can before it starts raining.

I caused one of them to do a full stop in the middle of the road when I changed lanes in front of it over on San Antonio a couple weeks ago. I am shocked it didn't get rear-ended by the long line of cars behind it (because it was driving 30 in a 35, lol)

# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:34

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

google ditching the nexus name and standard android and licening touchwiz from samsung since that's what people actually buy

http://m.androidcentral.com/end-nexus-2016-google-phones-forge-new-path

# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:03

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Endless Mike posted:

google ditching the nexus name and standard android and licening touchwiz from samsung since that's what people actually buy

http://m.androidcentral.com/end-nexus-2016-google-phones-forge-new-path

lmao

# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:05

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

Endless Mike posted:

google ditching the nexus name and standard android and licening touchwiz from samsung since that's what people actually buy

http://m.androidcentral.com/end-nexus-2016-google-phones-forge-new-path

# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:09

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

lol. unbelievable

# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:17

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Athletic Footjob: Sep 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

the pure android dream is dead. destroyed by carriers, manufacturers and the general public.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 21:25

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