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Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Buzkashi posted:

Shared this in the IoSM thread but it's too good not to share here as well, it's like a perfect checklist of misinformation and hate



Boy, does he want to say "uppity"

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Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


"Hey man it only took 151 years for a black man to be president I'M SORRY THAT'S NOT PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH! :rolleyes:"

Like how do you write that and not collapse in on yourself from a stupidity singularity?

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Zephyrine posted:

What's the point of putting them next to one another if the Clinton quote is made up? What are we comparing to then?
I put them together because I saw a connection between how the right fear mongers about Russia and their state controlled media when it's convenient and then turns around and idolizes Putin as a strongman when that's convenient. I admit this may be a diffuse connection

SpeedyCow
Oct 8, 2001

I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
Just had someone post a few right wing hot takes on Kaepernick and within 10 minutes she posted "Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of"

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Defenestration posted:

I want to highlight this comment, which went with a pretty typical "should illegal immigrants be deported" macro


this is some sad poo poo. that she is all FYGM about being interrogated at three years old.

What is the point of interrogating a three-year-old? They don't know the difference between fantasy and reality at that age. My three-year-old cannot reliably report what she ate for lunch.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Defenestration posted:

I put them together because I saw a connection between how the right fear mongers about Russia and their state controlled media when it's convenient and then turns around and idolizes Putin as a strongman when that's convenient. I admit this may be a diffuse connection

I didn't realize you put them together yourself. I thought someone was sharing these two "quotes" side-by-side to imply Clinton is a communist.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

SpeedyCow posted:

Just had someone post a few right wing hot takes on Kaepernick and within 10 minutes she posted "Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of"

I was going to make a quip about them being Paul Ryan's favorite band, but she probably thinks he's a socialist member of the uniparty anyway

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
A lot of right wingers love Killing in the Name Of. I think it's more like due to the "gently caress you I won't do what you tell me" part rather than anything that precedes it.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Scruff McGruff posted:

It is kind of weird that he's being charged in Federal court instead of a court martial but they're still being a bit deceptive. The guy didn't have one picture, he had a bunch. And the pictures were only found when someone found the phone in the garbage. Then when confronted about it he denied everything, went home and immediately smashed all his other digital storage devices. He also had an unlicensed handgun that he washed with bleach and hid under a dishwasher. Really the situation is more about the disparity between people that can afford good attorneys like Petraeus (who managed a plea bargain for a single misdemeanor almost immediately) and, to an extent, Clinton; and Joe Schmoe enlisted guy.

Yeeeeah, it's kind of odd. Two of his shipmates got pay docked and demoted for taking a single selfie in the engine room. This guy "methodically documented the entire propulsion system of the nuclear submarine, including the design of its nuclear compartment and its nuclear reactor.""
And then: "After being confronted by investigators in 2012, Saucier compounded his problems by destroying a laptop, camera and memory card and throwing the laptop in the woods."

So the whole thing made the Navy super nervous all the way around

quote:

Prosecutors are vague about what Saucier's purpose was in taking the photos, referring ominously in their filing to a trip Saucier took to Mexico and to an "African Dream" phone card found after apparently being hidden at his home.
The government has not explicitly alleged that any espionage was afoot, but says Saucier showed the photos to his ex-wife and woman he was later living with as well as two other sailors on the Alexandria. All said that Saucier "understood that he was not allowed to" take the photos.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Article V posted:

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose amendments to this Constitution, or, on the application of the legislatures of two thirds of the several states, shall call a convention for proposing amendments, which, in either case, shall be valid to all intents and purposes, as part of this Constitution, when ratified by the legislatures of three fourths of the several states, or by conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other mode of ratification may be proposed by the Congress; provided that no amendment which may be made prior to the year one thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any manner affect the first and fourth clauses in the ninth section of the first article; and that no state, without its consent, shall be deprived of its equal suffrage in the Senate.

There...is no non-Congress option in Article V for starting an amendment process:confused:

e: Reading further, The plan (Pushed by ALEC) would be to get a convention on a specific amendment (the balanced budget amendment is closest) and then once the convention is started, the entire constitution is up for grabs. Any amendments out of it would still need the ratification steps, and would probably all die, but it's possible you could come out of the convention with forty proposed amendments about literally anything.

e2: Amendments such as (pulled from comments on such topics)
-Ending birthright citizenship. (so long, anchor babies!)
-Repealing the 16th amendment (so long, income tax!)
-Repealing the 17th amendment (now with TWO gerrymandered legislative bodies of congress instead of one!)

I Greyhound fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Aug 31, 2016

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

I Greyhound posted:

There...is no non-Congress option in Article V for starting an amendment process:confused:

3/4s of State Legislatures can do it I guess.
Good luck with that.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
If this was even true why would a corrupt congress acknowledge it?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Defenestration posted:

Meanwhile


"The KKK endorsed Obama" is the most shockingly blatant lie I've seen the meme machine make people believe in a long time.

The KKK...endorsed...a black president. It defies meaning.

to say nothing of the fact that David Duke, the ur-racist, endorsed Trump.

To follow this up, I tracked down what the hell they're talking about. Apparently current Grand Dragon, Will Quigg, gave an interview where he claimed that he had given $20,000 to Hillary under a pseudonym and supports her. They are literally trying to recreate a gag from South Park 16 years ago.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Fulchrum posted:

To follow this up, I tracked down what the hell they're talking about. Apparently current Grand Dragon, Will Quigg, gave an interview where he claimed that he had given $20,000 to Hillary under a pseudonym and supports her. They are literally trying to recreate a gag from South Park 16 years ago.

From his hoard no doubt :smaug:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy


The new Social Fixer's anonymize does seem to change the names, but doesn't remove the profile pictures, so I still had to crop it out unless it's just a bug on my end.

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!
Broken clock Ancap posts this and his lovely Trump supporter friend chimes in. Then I touched the poop, sorry.





Is this some thing where assholes like this just focus on "You only mentioned that white people were racist, but didn't qualify further that other people can be racist, therefor it is you who are the racist!" So, I'm officially a white person who is racist against whites.

Part of me wants to keep going, but I know it'll just be him harping on this "NO U R!" nonsense. Also, it's after midnight here, I need to sleep.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
Have you ever thought that your friend is a complete loving moron?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

YF19pilot posted:

Is this some thing where assholes like this just focus on "You only mentioned that white people were racist, but didn't qualify further that other people can be racist, therefor it is you who are the racist!" So, I'm officially a white person who is racist against whites.

Part of me wants to keep going, but I know it'll just be him harping on this "NO U R!" nonsense. Also, it's after midnight here, I need to sleep.

if you're going to get into facebook arguments at least get into facebook arguments with people who can spell correctly and understand the concepts they're mad about

one of the hardest things i ever had to realize in my life was that nobody is rational all of the time and a large number of people are hardly rational any of the time, and you really do have to treat them like children. and you don't get into arguments with children

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Not sure if this counts, but, here you go.

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug

the_steve posted:

Not sure if this counts, but, here you go.



Men are savage wolves that can't be trusted. A Good Story

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

YF19pilot posted:

Broken clock Ancap posts this and his lovely Trump supporter friend chimes in. Then I touched the poop, sorry.





Is this some thing where assholes like this just focus on "You only mentioned that white people were racist, but didn't qualify further that other people can be racist, therefor it is you who are the racist!" So, I'm officially a white person who is racist against whites.

Part of me wants to keep going, but I know it'll just be him harping on this "NO U R!" nonsense. Also, it's after midnight here, I need to sleep.

Yeah that guy just doesn't understand english.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

the_steve posted:

Not sure if this counts, but, here you go.



Man, I remember that book. It was one long joke from the first wave of PC in the early 90s.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

the_steve posted:

Not sure if this counts, but, here you go.



Yeah it was an intentional parody type thing. I thought it was pretty good for what it was.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

the_steve posted:

Not sure if this counts, but, here you go.



That girl has some serious sass

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I had this one as a kid along with that Politically Correct Fairy Tale book.

Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Aug 31, 2016

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

the_steve posted:

Not sure if this counts, but, here you go.



IIRC, Riding Hood, Grandma and the wolf form a commune in disgust after the Woodsman tries to intervene in their affairs.

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014
As much as I love my aunt, she can be a real dumbass sometimes: http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/going-viral-allen-wests-top-10-reasons-to-vote-democrat-youll-love-this/

Chimera-gui fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Aug 31, 2016

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe


How do you solicit matching campaign donations on your own political campaign :psyduck:

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

lancemantis posted:



How do you solicit matching campaign donations on your own political campaign :psyduck:

With borrowed money

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014

lancemantis posted:



How do you solicit matching campaign donations on your own political campaign :psyduck:

Easy, it's a god drat scam just like the rest of Trump's entire campaign.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

agreed, pretty much every local/state police group should be disbanded for the good of the people

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines

the_steve posted:

Not sure if this counts, but, here you go.



I had this as well, and I only realize now that this was probably some kind of right-wing satire of liberals that's meant to show political correctness as being dumb? But when I was a kid, I sincerely thought "oh, this makes a good point," and I'm pretty sure this book gets the credit for my conscious effort to avoid gendered pronouns at a young age (it helped that my other native language actually has gender-neutral pronouns).

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Argue posted:

I had this as well, and I only realize now that this was probably some kind of right-wing satire of liberals that's meant to show political correctness as being dumb? But when I was a kid, I sincerely thought "oh, this makes a good point," and I'm pretty sure this book gets the credit for my conscious effort to avoid gendered pronouns at a young age (it helped that my other native language actually has gender-neutral pronouns).

Finnish?

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lancemantis posted:



How do you solicit matching campaign donations on your own political campaign :psyduck:

I'm a bit exhausted, but I'm not seeing why this is egregious. Isn't it standard for candidates to donate to their own campaigns (and isn't this structured in such a way as to incentive others to donate as well)?

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Not a relative, but found through Facebook. A disturbing number of my (white) countryfolk find this kind of discourse normal. :vuvu:



And the follow-up, presumably in response to hate mail:

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines

Samovar posted:

Finnish?

Tagalog (Filipino).

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
My (non American) relative shared this on facebook.



Communism would have triumphed if not for the capitalists undermining it :ussr:

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



Hella nice meltdown

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Samovar posted:

Finnish?

nah, I gave up halfway through the book.

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