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I dunno why but I stumbled across a article about a clam that lived to be 507 years old. Thats nuts! Do you think a 500 year old clam tastes better or worse than a regular clam? Do you think Jesus peed in the ocean and this clam drank it? How old are the clams at Applebees??? All I know is I want to eat that clam
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:27 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:13 |
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opens legs
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:28 |
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op, eating clams is murder and you make me sick.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:29 |
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:29 |
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Pleeeeeease she's basically a newborn babe by clam standards
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:31 |
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Instead of eating that golden goose, you're better off putting something inside it and get a pearl out of it ! Become rich
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:31 |
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I miss your mother too
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:32 |
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I don't really like clams, but I can see where you're coming from. Like, making a nice computer chair out of one those 5000 year old trees.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:32 |
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Tricky D posted:I don't really like clams, but I can see where you're coming from. Like, making a nice computer chair out of one those 5000 year old trees. More like making maple syrup out of a 5000 year old tree and then consuming it
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:35 |
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Some dick grad student cut down the oldest tree known to exist, half a century ago. We've since found older clonal colonies of other kinds of tree but to this date it's the oldest individual tree that has ever been found. I'd tell you to go join a "destroy things that are outside the scope of our human scale of life cuz we're dicks" club with him, but not even he was a big enough dick to kill it intentionally and he felt hella bad after counting rings. Thing was 5k years old. It was there a thousand years before the pyramids were built. What gives anyone the right to gently caress with a living thing that old? Mondo uncool. Major hubris alert.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:09 |
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Nathilus posted:Some dick grad student cut down the oldest tree known to exist, half a century ago. We've since found older clonal colonies of other kinds of tree but to this date it's the oldest individual tree that has ever been found. why did he cut it down did he never see pocahonto
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:35 |
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have you guys seen those clam that looks like penises? gooey ducks clam?
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:40 |
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hth posted:why did he cut it down He was trying to get a core and his borer got stuck. A park ranger then helped him retrieve the tool by CUTTING DOWN THE OLDEST INDIVIDUAL LIVING THING KNOWN TO EXIST RAUGH! But of course nobody knew that the tree was that old until after the fact.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:44 |
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Vikings eat those Greenland sharks. They live to be a couple hundred years old. Have to let them rot to get the urea chemicals off their ancient skin.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:52 |
Remember the clam pokemon that looks like a vagina? lol
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:55 |
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Remember that scientist who drank billion year old water? I want to drink some old-rear end water.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 18:03 |
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ill eat ur clam op
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 18:04 |
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#itsherturn
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 18:04 |
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Ehh, what the hell, I'll give it a try.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:29 |
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yeah keep going
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:30 |
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I would be ten times as smug as this smug fucker right here.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:42 |
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Sharon Stone is the hottest babe.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:45 |
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If you want to eat an old clam just show up at your mother's house op
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:47 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:13 |
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Nathilus posted:Some dick grad student cut down the oldest tree known to exist, half a century ago. We've since found older clonal colonies of other kinds of tree but to this date it's the oldest individual tree that has ever been found. Food Chain bitch boi
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:48 |