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SUPER BOWL CHAMPION TREVOR SIEMIAN has successfully beaten NFL VETERAN MARK SANCHEZ in a stirring training camp battle. The 2015 seventh-round pick out of NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY, CRADLE OF QUARTERBACKS, will destroy the National Football League with his Football Acumen. Who is prepared to stop Trevor Siemian? Jeff Fisher? Richard Sherman? You? I don't think so, my friend. Here are some Trevor Siemian Facts for the heretics who may doubt him: 1. Led Northwestern for two years as a Backup Quarterback who came off the bench to throw because Kain Colter couldn't pass so good, and the two of them led Northwestern to their only Bowl victory since 1949 against an SEC Powerhouse. 2. Nearly led the Mighty Wildcats to an enormous home upset against Northern Illinois. 3. Didn't beat Brady Hoke, but he drat near tried. 4. A proud member of NFL Player's Association, prepared to stand with his brothers in organized labor. 5. If he was healthy, he would have probably stopped Tim Beckman from getting the Hat, which is the worst thing that has ever happened. 6. The first Northwestern QB to start an NFL game since Otto Graham. The following is the total output of Northwestern QBs in the NFL in recent years: A. Mike Kafka plays in numerous preseason games, gains attention because of his name. B. Brett Basanez plays garbage time for Carolina. C. Kain Colter converts to Wide Receiver D. Zak Kustok, taken off the CBOT floor, wins numerous Super Bowls with the Bears in my Madden 05 dynasties. 7. Once referred to as "Trevor Semen" by Beth Mowins. Trevor Siemian, the league's next great superstar has arrived. I hope anyone who plays him has prepared to spend most of their NFL season getting viciously owned. R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Aug 30, 2016 |
# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:58 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:50 |
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I'm in
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:58 |
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wildcats, bitch
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:59 |
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I've been waiting for this for so long
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:00 |
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pour one out for our fallen brother, Dan Persa
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:01 |
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Drafted him last in my fantasy league. All my friends made fun of me and said he wouldn't play at all. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:05 |
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here's a siemian fact bosa gonna eat
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:12 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:wildcats, bitch
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:48 |
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In 1998, at the beginning of my Senior year, I was sent a recruiting letter from Northwest. I played maybe 30 minutes of tight end in my Freshman year and hadn't seen the field since. I still have it around somewhere.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:11 |
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trevor
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:28 |
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siemian
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:29 |
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hey trevor how do you feel about being the starting quarterback on a team run by john elway
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 06:03 |
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If I had Trevor Siemian I too would let Brock Osweiler go.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 07:26 |
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If I had 53 other players in general I'd let Brock Osweiler got.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 08:34 |
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The Houston Texans pay Brock Osweiler over 16 million American dollars per year to play quarterback Makes you think
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 13:33 |
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brett basanez is in medical device sales now. just an interesting fyi there
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 13:54 |
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Trevor is gonna flame out spectacularly in a second round playoff exit after roasting the Steelers in the first round. It is known.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:39 |
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AAA DOLFAN posted:The Houston Texans pay Brock Osweiler over 16 million American dollars per year to play quarterback print the shirts
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:43 |
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code:
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:51 |
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FizFashizzle posted:brett basanez is in medical device sales now. Matt Moore is in concussion protocol. Any other Panther QB updates?
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:14 |
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Brian St. Pierre is now coaching his high school alma mater football team
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:40 |
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1 he had 1 year of double digit pass touchdowns
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:41 |
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The Broncos are going to the Gator Bowl
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:14 |
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Siemian is gonna get all over your faces
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:17 |
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Ehud posted:Matt Moore is in concussion protocol. randy fasani is a cop. jake delhomme breeds horses. Steve Beuerlein does color commentary and is working his way up the CBS ladder kerry collins basically looks like rust from true detective when he's running the bar
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:35 |
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Pic of Collins or it didn't happen
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:41 |
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sean10mm posted:
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:56 |
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Metapod posted:Pic of Collins or it didn't happen
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:07 |
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Alaois posted:pour one out for our fallen brother, Dan Persa trigger warning this poo poo
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:58 |
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I Believe We Can Try
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:37 |
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Everything is fine nothing can possibly go wrong
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 04:01 |
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Everything is fine nothing can possibly go wrong Alaois fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Aug 31, 2016 |
# ? Aug 31, 2016 04:22 |
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I mean his knees are still working so I'm rating this as an A+ maneuver
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 06:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4sUKP5Un4
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 21:37 |
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as a fellow wildcat i approve all of this, especially the part where he trips
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:18 |
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i wonder wheres andey. there he is. hi ande
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:24 |
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i still can't believe this is happening, tbh
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 05:43 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 15:59 |
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Trevor Siemien could take a dump on the field, eat said dump and start spasming uncontrollably and the Broncos D would still carry them to ten wins
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:50 |
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Paxton Lynch will be starting by week 4 book it.
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