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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Lineker putting his specs on Motd last night.

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
They were bad specs I thought. Dame Edna style wings

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Shrapnig posted:

It's funny to me that some buttsalt caremad Liverpool fan dug those tweets up.

I thought you were a ManU fan.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Shrapnig posted:

It's funny to me that some buttsalt caremad Liverpool fan dug those tweets up.

Well done Chuggo

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Breath Ray posted:

Hard to disagree with much there. Homoaexuality has increased in visibility in th media and IRL and he's spot on about jess and whitney too.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/English_AS/status/768049887921500160

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Disgusting!

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Former Danish international Lars Elstrup, who won the Euros in 1992, and played for poo poo clubs such as Feyenoord and Brøndby, made his debut as a streaker today in the Danish league.



A bit from his wiki:

quote:

In 1993, Elstrup had doubts about his footballing future, as he felt he was living under the expectations of others.[4] He joined a spiritual sect, and took the spiritual name "Darando", meaning "The River that Flows". He moved away from the sect in December 1999 after being arrested for punching a school child.[5]

Here's some other photos of him enjoying a sunny day



and from when he was a homeless rollerskater.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/27/andre-gray-fa-charge-i-hate-lightys

andre grey should have tidied up his twitter after the first charge because another offensive tweet has been found

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/27/andre-gray-fa-charge-i-hate-lightys

andre grey should have tidied up his twitter after the first charge because another offensive tweet has been found

Broken loving Britain.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Woodenlung posted:

Former Danish international Lars Elstrup, who won the Euros in 1992, and played for poo poo clubs such as Feyenoord and Brøndby, made his debut as a streaker today in the Danish league.



A bit from his wiki:


Here's some other photos of him enjoying a sunny day



and from when he was a homeless rollerskater.



this guy sounds pretty drat awesome

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Jose posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/27/andre-gray-fa-charge-i-hate-lightys

andre grey should have tidied up his twitter after the first charge because another offensive tweet has been found

is he not himself a lighty?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bea Nanner posted:

is he not himself a lighty?

You would think with a surname like Grey...

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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https://twitter.com/King_Fut/status/770233101524013056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


http://qz.com/769133/a-soccer-club-canceled-a-players-four-day-old-contract-for-testing-hiv-positive/

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
How do you even pass the medical

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

pik_d posted:

How do you even pass the medical

He didn't.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

So is that photo literally taken as they tell him his contract has been cancelled and/or they're letting him know he has HIV?

Because that's how I'm mentally picturing it to make it tragicomic instead of just plain sad.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Pretty sure that's the standard contract signing pic (as in, welcome to the team, Mr. Aids!)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
El Salvador players made a recording of someone trying to bribe them in a world cup qualifier

http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/09/05/el-salvador-players-voice-recording-match-fixing-canada

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jose posted:

El Salvador players made a recording of someone trying to bribe them in a world cup qualifier

http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/09/05/el-salvador-players-voice-recording-match-fixing-canada

Kind of hilarious as those as the results that will ensure Honduras goes through and Canada is out (canada has to make up a 5 goal differential in tonights game)

If anything, this guy should have bribed the Mexican team to keep it close against Honduras (canada needs mexico to blow out honduras)


I don't know if this guy has seen Canada play, they don't need his added help to make Canada less lovely :smith:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jose posted:

El Salvador players made a recording of someone trying to bribe them in a world cup qualifier

http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/09/05/el-salvador-players-voice-recording-match-fixing-canada
Whoever tried to bribe them has massive balls because it was only a couple of years ago that about ten members of El Salvador's NT got nabbed in a match fixing scandal.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

stab posted:

Kind of hilarious as those as the results that will ensure Honduras goes through and Canada is out (canada has to make up a 5 goal differential in tonights game)

If anything, this guy should have bribed the Mexican team to keep it close against Honduras (canada needs mexico to blow out honduras)


I don't know if this guy has seen Canada play, they don't need his added help to make Canada less lovely :smith:

As I understand it, making sure Honduras go through was the purpose of the match fixing attempt

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Tsaedje posted:

As I understand it, making sure Honduras go through was the purpose of the match fixing attempt

Thats the hilarity of it all.

Canada has to overturn a 5 GD.

Think of that for a second.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

stab posted:

Thats the hilarity of it all.

Canada has to overturn a 5 GD.

Think of that for a second.

You don't think they have the Hondurence?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Bea Nanner posted:

You don't think they have the Hondurence?

Their best player imo (Junior Hoilett) is unattached right now ffs

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
Junior Toilett

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Bea Nanner posted:

Junior Toilett

pretty accurate description for the way he's played since he declared for Canada

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


stab posted:

Their best player imo (Junior Hoilett) is unattached right now ffs

Cyle Larin?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Sandwolf posted:

Cyle Larin?

Guy has 5 goals for canada, including two against the mighty dominica. He hasnt put it together for the national squad yet.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/13/cyprus-match-fixing-coach-guardian-fine

A Cypriot match fixing whistleblower faces a minimum €5k fine from his FA for doing so

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jose posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/13/cyprus-match-fixing-coach-guardian-fine

A Cypriot match fixing whistleblower faces a minimum €5k fine from his FA for doing so

Corruption in sport is the most incredible thing

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
He is 100% right, of course. It's well know that results are bought and sold in Cyprus. Especially late in the season when one team might not have anything to play for but the opponent is in the running for Europe or relegation.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Im surprised it took this long for Joey Barton to get in trouble at Rangers.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-mystery-man-who-8860277

A foot like a traction engine, a penis like a... cordless drill.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Barton's been suspended for 3 weeks.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Who could have foresaw that Joey Barton to Rangers would end up being a disaster?

Meanwhile, Gazza's pleaded guilty to the racism thing.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Xabi posted:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-mystery-man-who-8860277

A foot like a traction engine, a penis like a... cordless drill.

Sixth autobiography... What the gently caress

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Sixth autobiography... What the gently caress

She bangs lots of dudes I guess.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
What's sex with a cordless drill supposed to be like?

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

blue footed boobie posted:

What's sex with a cordless drill supposed to be like?

Ask yer mam and/or dad.

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