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quote:Hey everyone, the, uh, "daughter of pissbitch" here. No, I have not had any sort of head injury lately :P quote:My #1 sexual fantasy is a womans gaping anus singin "Ol Man River" in Paul Robesons voice
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Aug 30, 2016 17:40
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Aug 30, 2016 17:42
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quote:Return Of Pissbitch Gonna go back to the ol' "fix your relationship or end it" chestnut here Like, we've probably made enough jokes by now to really emphasize that it's a bad idea to ask your boss to pee on you, but maybe just maybe you could like ask your fiance to pee on you? Or more likely just ease into it with other kinky poo poo so the whole "I would like you to pee on me" bombshell doesn't fall out of nowhere. Would that do it for you? The way you guys have been having sex apparently isn't working for you, but is it because he's a dude or because you're not into him anymore or because he's not your boss or because you're bored with your sex life? If it's one of the first two you need to break off your engagement before you waste thousands of dollars getting entrapped in a legal contract you have no use for; if it's one of the second two some good old-fashioned roleplay and/or kink should do you nicely. Maybe one of these days you can have a nice safe sex-pee session within a long-term romantic relationship inside a shower or otherwise easily-cleaned space. man I can't believe those are all words I just typed quote:Old Man River butthole ok ok but what if the butthole was instead singing "Under The Boardwalk" did I just blow your mind or what
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Aug 30, 2016 17:46
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you mean to say you brought me all the way out here just to listen to some rear end in a top hat sing old man river
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Aug 30, 2016 18:06
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My relationship is failing because I want my boss to piss on me and call me something from an online forum. No I don't have mental illness why do you ask
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Aug 30, 2016 18:17
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Pissbitch is a virus
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Aug 30, 2016 22:34
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you can never get beefy enough but you better loving get beefy
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Aug 30, 2016 23:05
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quote:I'm also in the process now of having calf, buttocks, and ab implants surgically implanted to give me a more fit look You should see a therapist about your body dysmorphia before it gets even worse. 
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Aug 30, 2016 23:12
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if anyone needs pissed on, I've got a lot of coffee and pineapple juice on hand, we can work something out
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Aug 30, 2016 23:38
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quote:I'm a high ranking and proud member of the Satanist Church. For obvious reasons, due to social stigma I never tell anyone this. Not even my parents know. quote:I loving hate my wife's birthday. Every year it's the same thing; I try to make up for the previous year's disappointment and it backfires or fails anyway. The month leading up to her birthday I've been getting a lot of anxiety. There hasn't been a single year we got through her birthday without getting into an argument. Then when my birthday rolls around I can't enjoy it much because I end up feeling guilty I couldn't give her as nice of a birthday as she gave me.
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Aug 31, 2016 02:01
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I was under the impression that the Church of Satan these days spent most of its time trolling Southern Baptists who want to put Christian iconography up at public buildings rather than sacrificing people or whatever but ok sure And grumpy birthday wife goon, this sounds distinctly like something that isn't really your fault. She's weird about her birthday because of her childhood and it's keeping her from enjoying your perfectly nice gestures. This is insanely obvious, but: you should probably talk to her about it 
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Aug 31, 2016 02:03
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loquacius posted:And grumpy birthday wife goon, this sounds distinctly like something that isn't really your fault. She's weird about her birthday because of her childhood and it's keeping her from enjoying your perfectly nice gestures. This is insanely obvious, but: you should probably talk to her about it Terrible advice. You should let the resentment fester and ruin your marriage and/or creepily make a move on a younger coworker and ruin your marriage.
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Aug 31, 2016 02:33
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Ha! Bad birthday goon's wife is cheating on him.
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Aug 31, 2016 02:36
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find an empty jewely box that would hold something really valuable, and stick a note instead about your imminent divorce
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loquacius posted:I was under the impression that the Church of Satan these days spent most of its time trolling Southern Baptists who want to put Christian iconography up at public buildings rather than sacrificing people or whatever but ok sure
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Aug 31, 2016 03:30
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loquacius posted:I was under the impression that the Church of Satan these days spent most of its time trolling Southern Baptists who want to put Christian iconography up at public buildings rather than sacrificing people or whatever but ok sure Church of satan is a free love, do whatever feels good man. But not in a hippy way in a sleazy gross way. Edit:free love, not freelance. Autocorrect Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Aug 31, 2016 |
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Aug 31, 2016 03:58
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Bombadilillo posted:Church of satan is a freelance do whatever feels good man. But not in a hippy way in a sleazy gross way. I thought it was pretty much objectivism with ritual?
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Aug 31, 2016 03:59
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That Satanist bullshit reeks of edgy teenager acting like they're shocking when everyone is rolling their eyes going yeah sure whatever
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Aug 31, 2016 04:04
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skeletonotherkin posted:I thought it was pretty much objectivism with ritual? Pretty much, yeah. Church of Satan (LaVeyan) is gross objectivists, Satanic Temple is goofy trolls. Neither of them do living sacrifices.
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Aug 31, 2016 04:06
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OTOH if they are engaging in ritual human sacrifice it's not like they're going to put that poo poo up on YouTube.
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Aug 31, 2016 04:16
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Carth Dookie posted:OTOH if they are engaging in ritual human sacrifice it's not like they're going to put that poo poo up on YouTube. Yeah I'm sure an organization which has members like "Boyd the alcoholic industrial music troll Rice" really sacrifice people to a deity they don't even technically believe in.
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Aug 31, 2016 04:44
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To daughter of pissbitch: you should probably just talk to your fiancé about what you've been feeling. If you're gunna spend the rest of your life with this dude, you gotta AT LEAST be able to tell him you want a girl to use you as a toilet. Okay but seriously if you don't talk to him about how you've been feeling, your marriage is headed down the shitter quick.
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Aug 31, 2016 05:34
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quote:Dear SA, quote:i had a dream last night i was in a 69 with another woman and it's been a while since I got off to lesbian porn or fantasied about stuff with solely another girl but it was good,
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Aug 31, 2016 06:38
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It says right on the money who it is how is this a problem someone who can read has?
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Aug 31, 2016 06:48
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Carth Dookie posted:OTOH if they are engaging in ritual human sacrifice it's not like they're going to put that poo poo up on YouTube. isis do it just doens't last very long before its removed
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Aug 31, 2016 07:29
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Honestly, I don't know who or what is on our bills either. I have seen it and would probably go "of course" when I look at money again, but I so rarely pay cash, who cares? The numbers are important anyway. I know more about Swedish money that German thanks to currently going to Swedish lessons where we talk about the people on the bills as a means to learn about why they are important.
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Aug 31, 2016 07:52
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The Australian $5 note has a sad whale sucking a dick on it
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Hopper posted:Honestly, I don't know who or what is on our bills either. I have seen it and would probably go "of course" when I look at money again, but I so rarely pay cash, who cares? The numbers are important anyway. At least in the US it's kind of ridiculous to not even know who is on the 1 and 5. I can understand maybe not knowing off the top of your head the 10 or 20 (although for most people a 20 is the bill you probably handle most since it's the default ATM bill so Jackson should be pretty familiar to you), but George Washington and Abraham Lincoln aren't exactly obscure figures, and just from media/music you should at least know that 100s are benjamins/franklins/whatever even if you don't know who Benjamin Franklin is somehow.
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Murphy Brownback posted:At least in the US it's kind of ridiculous to not even know who is on the 1 and 5. I can understand maybe not knowing off the top of your head the 10 or 20 (although for most people a 20 is the bill you probably handle most since it's the default ATM bill so Jackson should be pretty familiar to you), but George Washington and Abraham Lincoln aren't exactly obscure figures, and just from media/music you should at least know that 100s are benjamins/franklins/whatever even if you don't know who Benjamin Franklin is somehow. I'll agree on the benjamins, actually knew what a benjamin is yeah. And see your point. Over here we don't have our presidents on the money so it is harder to know which author/inventor etc. Is currently on the bills.
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Aug 31, 2016 09:06
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Our central bank recently got tired of putting politicians on paper money and is gradually switching to poets. I actually like it, since all four poets that they decided to use are cool and good, and it might be a way for ignorant fools to at least hear about these people.
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Aug 31, 2016 09:09
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Hedrigall posted:The Australian $5 note has a sad whale sucking a dick on it The Scottish £20 has a really grumpy man with a penis for a head
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Aug 31, 2016 09:10
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The UK £10 note has Darwin on it (though they're getting rid of him next year  ) but my attempts to make 'Darwins' slang for £10 notes has not succeeded beyond like two other people I know irl.
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Aug 31, 2016 09:16
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I think it is the Swedish 20 kronor bill that has Nils Holgerson (a tiny guy from a kid's story) riding on the back of his pet Swan. It always makes me smile when I see it.
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Aug 31, 2016 09:25
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Quote-Unquote posted:The UK £10 note has Darwin on it (though they're getting rid of him next year That's because "Charlies' sounds a lot better and more british
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Aug 31, 2016 10:15
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Bitter Mushroom posted:That's because "Charlies' sounds a lot better and more british Wouldn't it be "it's all about the Charleses" though if we want to nit-pick? Sounds daft that.
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Aug 31, 2016 10:45
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Trying to make new pound sterling slang catch on is a waste of time because people in the UK still use colloquial terms from the time the pound was divided into 23 rolleys which was divided into 4,2 hency-pencys which was divided into 2 crookeys
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Aug 31, 2016 11:15
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quote:Hey, it's me again, the old married guy with the young coworker. quote:I like to gently caress fat guys. Not like, circus sideshow fat, but definitely unhealthy levels of fat.
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H.H posted:Our central bank recently got tired of putting politicians on paper money and is gradually switching to poets. What country are you in? If Canada, I would love to see Leonard Cohen on a piece of currency.
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I thought the poo poo on the Euro was stuff like famous buildings or whatever because every European historical figure is loved by half of Europe and hated by the other half. Does Germany actually still use its own national currency? I thought they were like the face of the EU. yeah though if you are trying to tell me you are American and don't know who Abe Lincoln is you are lying A Strange Aeon posted:What country are you in? If Canada, I would love to see Leonard Cohen on a piece of currency. And of course Celine Dion is on the new $100 bill Seriously though H.H is Israeli
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