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Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Shut the gently caress up Bendo

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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Nevermind his post fight speeches have improved greatly.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Why do so many fighters have a lisp

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
what happened? wikipedia says 'leg injury'

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Marching Powder posted:

what happened? wikipedia says 'leg injury'

Pitbull pointed at his foot and walked away after landing some good shots. Who knows what happened.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Marching Powder posted:

what happened? wikipedia says 'leg injury'

Apparently Bendo checked a kick and it hosed up Pitbull's foot or ankle or knee in some non-specified way.

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

CommonShore posted:

Apparently Bendo checked a kick and it hosed up Pitbull's foot or ankle or knee in some non-specified way.

According to the replay, Pitbull lifted his leg to throw a kick and it hit some sort of invisible wall and exploded, so basically Jesus is real and won that fight for Bendo

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
He told the doctor he felt like there was a fracture in his tibula or fibula and that's why he stopped the fight.

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
He kicked his leg out of his leg

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
As far as I can tell, Bellator is whipping benson. Rory is going to get wrecked

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Henderson needs to join the army already.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
http://xfcaustralia.cleeng.com/xfc-27/E843874434_AU

XFC 27 is starting soon in Australia. The main event involves the tattooed man that Ben Nguyen beat up real bad.

The only bad thing about this card is that Brogan Anderson and Nick Skidmore aren't fighting each other for the 'Most Aussie Name' title.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
AJ McKee having 100% finishes is definitely one of the funniest things ever in MMA, he's got 5 so far while daddy only had 8 out of 29 wins. It took 18 wins for Antonio to get to 5 finishes.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
remember when antonio mckee talked his way into the ufc after inexplicably not going to a decision twice in a row and said it was all a ruse and he'd been sandbagging for 50 years because he's actually the greatest fighter alive he just didn't want to show it unless he was getting suitably paid for it. then he had a dogshit fight against jacob volkmann and got immediately released. what a guy.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Is it just me, or is the audio on this fightpass EFN event kind of bad? Usually it's a lot better than this...

EDIT: Just got fixed! Yay!

The Kins fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Aug 27, 2016

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
gently caress benson henderson and his stupid lovely fights and his stupid lovely post fight interviews

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

remember when antonio mckee talked his way into the ufc after inexplicably not going to a decision twice in a row and said it was all a ruse and he'd been sandbagging for 50 years because he's actually the greatest fighter alive he just didn't want to show it unless he was getting suitably paid for it. then he had a dogshit fight against jacob volkmann and got immediately released. what a guy.

Joe Silva probably got a huge kick out of booking his debut against Jacob Volkmann knowing full well how bad McKee would look in losing.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
There is no time I love Joe Silva more than when he is being extremely petty

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



fatherdog posted:

There is no time I love Joe Silva more than when he is being extremely petty

One of the only times I have ever heard Joe Silva speak was when some reporter (s?) was grilling Dana White about why the hell Akiyama was still in the UFC on a three or four fight skid, and Joe hopped out from behind Dana's back like the flea man from the Frankenstein boss in Castlevania 1 to tell that guy that Akiyama was actually very good and he was just fighting top guys like Chris Leben and 2011 Vitor Belfort so he was losing because there are no easy fights in the UFC, and not at all because Joe Silva takes immense personal delight in seeing Akiyama physically punished for cheating in obscure Japanese fights that only Joe himself has seen.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Bluedeanie posted:

One of the only times I have ever heard Joe Silva speak was when some reporter (s?) was grilling Dana White about why the hell Akiyama was still in the UFC on a three or four fight skid, and Joe hopped out from behind Dana's back like the flea man from the Frankenstein boss in Castlevania 1 to tell that guy that Akiyama was actually very good and he was just fighting top guys like Chris Leben and 2011 Vitor Belfort so he was losing because there are no easy fights in the UFC, and not at all because Joe Silva takes immense personal delight in seeing Akiyama physically punished for cheating in obscure Japanese fights that only Joe himself has seen.

A bunch of us watched those fights and applaud Joe Silva for his Misaki-esque sense of justice.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I still want to know what Takenori Sato did to piss off Joe Silva enough to sign him to a completely undeserved UFC contract and then make him fight Erick Silva and Hyun Gyu Lim

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I still want to know what Takenori Sato did to piss off Joe Silva enough to sign him to a completely undeserved UFC contract and then make him fight Erick Silva and Hyun Gyu Lim

my sources won't elaborate but it involves a very rare Minoru Suzuki action figure.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Bluedeanie posted:

One of the only times I have ever heard Joe Silva speak was when some reporter (s?) was grilling Dana White about why the hell Akiyama was still in the UFC on a three or four fight skid, and Joe hopped out from behind Dana's back like the flea man from the Frankenstein boss in Castlevania 1 to tell that guy that Akiyama was actually very good and he was just fighting top guys like Chris Leben and 2011 Vitor Belfort so he was losing because there are no easy fights in the UFC, and not at all because Joe Silva takes immense personal delight in seeing Akiyama physically punished for cheating in obscure Japanese fights that only Joe himself has seen.

I didn't know this and it's making me smile a lot

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
JOe Silva never got to book Aoki :(

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Bundt Cake posted:

JOe Silva never got to book Aoki :(

the nagashima fight was all i need

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the nagashima fight was all i need

As good as Joe Silva is, he is not "Aoki fights an Cosplay Kickboxer and dies" good.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Bundt Cake posted:

JOe Silva never got to book Aoki :(

before I die I long for Aoki vs Charles Oliveira

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

1st AD posted:

As good as Joe Silva is, he is not "Aoki fights an Cosplay Kickboxer and dies" good.

Thats my favorite Aoki fight. Comes out acting like a jackass running away and doing everything possible to skirt the edge of kickboxing rules so he doesn't actually have to strike, then in the mma round gets domed diving for a takedown.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Mr. Nice! posted:

Thats my favorite Aoki fight. Comes out acting like a jackass running away and doing everything possible to skirt the edge of kickboxing rules so he doesn't actually have to strike, then in the mma round gets domed diving for a takedown.

Fun fact - Aoki was the lineal pride champion going into that fight, and then Nagishima lost his next hybrid mma fight, so that title went on a wild ride through the jmma ranks and Bellator and was unified with the UFC title when RDA kicked Cerrone's liver off.

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

CommonShore posted:

Fun fact - Aoki was the lineal pride champion going into that fight, and then Nagishima lost his next hybrid mma fight, so that title went on a wild ride through the jmma ranks and Bellator and was unified with the UFC title when RDA kicked Cerrone's liver off.

The Pride lineal lightweight championship has like 3 different paths to it thanks to Diaz and Aoki. If you count Diaz/Gomi as a win for Diaz then GSP is lineal champ. If you don't then Alvarez has it by two different paths via Aoki. The hybrid fight path being the longest, funniest and therefore most correct one as it involves Kikuno, Saad Awad and Dave Rickels being lineal champs at various times.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


MysteryNad posted:

The Pride lineal lightweight championship has like 3 different paths to it thanks to Diaz and Aoki. If you count Diaz/Gomi as a win for Diaz then GSP is lineal champ. If you don't then Alvarez has it by two different paths via Aoki. The hybrid fight path being the longest, funniest and therefore most correct one as it involves Kikuno, Saad Awad and Dave Rickels being lineal champs at various times.

A 4th path - giving Diaz the win but only counting the first Diaz-Noons fight because the second was at Welterweight - sends it via Josh Thompson to Giblert and then Bendo and back to Alvarez, meaning that the RDA-Alvarez fight was to unify the Pride lineal championship with itself. :spergin:

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

MysteryNad posted:

The Pride lineal lightweight championship has like 3 different paths to it thanks to Diaz and Aoki. If you count Diaz/Gomi as a win for Diaz then GSP is lineal champ. If you don't then Alvarez has it by two different paths via Aoki. The hybrid fight path being the longest, funniest and therefore most correct one as it involves Kikuno, Saad Awad and Dave Rickels being lineal champs at various times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

hahaha

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
i lost my yamma shirt. rip my shirt

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Crocop is fighting Hyun Man Myung, the giant Korean boxer who got submitted by Mighty Mo in Korea

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Crocop is fighting Hyun Man Myung, the giant Korean boxer who got submitted by Mighty Mo in Korea

hahaha

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

remember when antonio mckee talked his way into the ufc after inexplicably not going to a decision twice in a row and said it was all a ruse and he'd been sandbagging for 50 years because he's actually the greatest fighter alive he just didn't want to show it unless he was getting suitably paid for it. then he had a dogshit fight against jacob volkmann and got immediately released. what a guy.

Lol that was funny, i remember arguing with people on the UG that were arguing that DANA was afraid to sign Mckee because he was afraid of a dominant black wrestler getting his chance in the UFC, people that may all have been Antonio mckee in retrospect

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
A guy I used to train with in PA moved to florida and trains with the blackzilians now is making his pro debut tonight at Titan 41. Not that anyone else would really care but I think it's cool

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

henkman posted:

A guy I used to train with in PA moved to florida and trains with the blackzilians now is making his pro debut tonight at Titan 41. Not that anyone else would really care but I think it's cool

i hope he does a cool ko

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