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apparently ninjas were all into firearms and arquebuses from europe n poo poo so in all likelihood they probably would have just shot you ninja 
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I am a samurai AMA
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Aug 31, 2016 22:36
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where do you get off claiming you can cut through plate armor you phony
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Aug 31, 2016 22:37
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Al Cowens posted:I am a samurai AMA How much tape do you use on your katana
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Aug 31, 2016 22:37
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That video doesn't really show anything against mma or anything. If there is a bunch of people with clubs, you probably aren't going to win any fight unless you have a machine gun or a bear suit.
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Aug 31, 2016 22:38
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ElGroucho posted:How much tape do you use on your katana
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Aug 31, 2016 22:41
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Moridin who won the first UFC tournament when headbutting and dick wrenching was allowed? Was that not real fighting either?
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Aug 31, 2016 22:43
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jonathan posted:That video doesn't really show anything against mma or anything. If there is a bunch of people with clubs, you probably aren't going to win any fight unless you have a machine gun or a bear suit. ah but my point is that real life is not a ring and you're not going to really get the opportunity to show of your sick mma skills before you get wrecked so just better not act a fool irl because you won some MMA fights cuz you never know when that dude you're messing with's friend is gonna creep up like Eazy E and his Louisville slugger really all this just stems from my minor annoyance at the MMA dudes in that vid and in the comments going "haha see MMA is the ultimate fighting art"
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Aug 31, 2016 22:45
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moridin take a hike please
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Aug 31, 2016 22:46
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just for you ROFLburger, I will
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Aug 31, 2016 22:47
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Moridin920 posted:ah but my point is that real life is not a ring and you're not going to really get the opportunity to show of your sick mma skills before you get wrecked so just better not act a fool irl because you won some MMA fights Yeah thats why I said bear suit http://www.improbable.com/news/2001/nov/troy-bear2.html Pretty much the only real defense against ghetto thugs. I prefer to just send my girlfriend to the gas station.
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Moridin920 posted:ah but my point is that real life is not a ring and you're not going to really get the opportunity to show of your sick mma skills before you get wrecked so just better not act a fool irl because you won some MMA fights initially your point that was a wrestler could never hope to wrestle someone who can grab his nuts, which is retarded. Nobody is claiming that sick mma training makes a person immune to baseball bats or whatever, you made that one up in your head
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Sharzak posted:Moridin who won the first UFC tournament when headbutting and dick wrenching was allowed? Was that not real fighting either? Who cares who won it, Danny Severn or however you spell it was the most entertaining to watch.
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Aug 31, 2016 22:49
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So by your standards we should all be learning krav maga if we want to really fight
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gently caress that, gouging. deface all of her majesty's subjects
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Sharzak posted:So by your standards we should all be learning krav maga if we want to really fight From what I've read, lots of the places purporting to be teaching krav maga don't teach anything super useful. Moridin920 posted:really all this just stems from my minor annoyance at the MMA dudes in that vid and in the comments going "haha see MMA is the ultimate fighting art" While that attitude can certainly be annoying, it is a response to the very similarly misguided attitude that traditional martial arts are "always the best" and that combat sports teach nothing useful/practical. Fire Barrel fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Aug 31, 2016 |
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The reality of it is just don't go to places where a fight is going to break out. Winning a bar fight or a gas station fight isn't going to get you laid, and neither is losing. Get yourself some muscles, a personality and a nice savings account and ignore all the silly people wanting to punch each other after the bar's PPV ufc event lets out.
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Aug 31, 2016 23:08
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Sharzak posted:So by your standards we should all be learning krav maga if we want to really fight That's the one where everything you learn is just ripped off a bunch of different fighting styles but they just pull stuff that gets you to kill your opponent as fast as possible right? If so yeah I would say the best way to win a fight is probably with the fighting style of "I just want to kill you ASAP." That's my opinion as someone who has never been in a fight
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jonathan posted:The reality of it is just don't go to places where a fight is going to break out. Winning a bar fight or a gas station fight isn't going to get you laid, and neither is losing. Get yourself some muscles, a personality and a nice savings account and ignore all the silly people wanting to punch each other after the bar's PPV ufc event lets out. Yeah. Even some historical manuals tell you that the best way to win a fight is to avoid it! Especially if groups get involved. And these were written when people being armed with at least knives or daggers was assumed. Being tough or a good fighter won't make you any less easy to kill with a knife or something. Also, places that try to advertise that their poo poo will make you unbeatable in random fights are places to avoid and should have the same reputation online that traditional "mcdojos" have.
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doctor 7 posted:That's the one where everything you learn is just ripped off a bunch of different fighting styles but they just pull stuff that gets you to kill your opponent as fast as possible right? and it's the wrong one, for reasons that have been explored. If you want to kill people, buy a handgun.
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Full disclosure I did krav maga at two different places and both were pretty positive experiences and crucially both involved sparring. There are lots of places where sparring isn't allowed and those are not places you should go. Instead of krav I now train mixed martial arts with a former ufc title contender. my take is that krav as long as you can do safe live sparring isn't actually as bad as its made out to be but it also 100% relies on the assumption that you are fighting someone untrained, even at higher levels. A BJJ blue belt would absolutely destroy someone who has taken krav for an equivalent amount of time and the disparity gets worse the more time you're talking about. But krav is better for loving up random dudes on the street and will teach you those skills faster--one week of krav classes (where they teach you how to fight rather than weird standing armlocks) guy will probably beat one week of bjj classes guy. Anyway I'm gay.
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Fire Barrel posted:Yeah. Even some historical manuals tell you that the best way to win a fight is to avoid it! Especially if groups get involved. And these were written when people being armed with at least knives or daggers was assumed. Being tough or a good fighter won't make you any less easy to kill with a knife or something. Street fights are really, really stupid and should def. be avoided altogether. I've read about several people in my city alone over the last few years that have been killed by a single punch. They get knocked unconscious and then fall headfirst onto the pavement and are dead. And the guy who threw the punch, thinking he was going to show how tough and manly he was by knocking some dude out just like in the UFC, is now a murderer.
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proof of concept posted:and it's the wrong one, for reasons that have been explored. If you want to kill people, buy a handgun. seriously 
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Aug 31, 2016 23:38
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The end of Rocky 5 really shows how badly a street fighter would beat a trained prize fighter.
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Aug 31, 2016 23:52
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doctor 7 posted:seriously What the heck movie is that
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naem posted:What the heck movie is that Equilibrium. Pretty fun action movie with lots of gun-fu.
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Al Cowens posted:I am a samurai AMA Nî Hâo.
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doctor 7 posted:seriously the secret is planting explosives on your enemies beforehand
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jonathan posted:Cyborg is going to rule the ufc for awhile even at a disadvantage of having to shed all her weight. its a shame really, these other women fighters should be forced to gain weight. Shouldn't be that hard OHHHHHHHHHHH God drat the UFC sucks rear end Everyone loves these kinds of fights and they're nothing more than the worst boxing match you've ever seen.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS2SVOWRm6g This is the thing people want when they talk about MMA fights.
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Sheep-Goats posted:God drat the UFC sucks rear end you should consider watching the good divisions of the ufc
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Cyberpope v2 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS2SVOWRm6g Neither one of those guys blocks or dodges a single punch
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"What kind of self-defense training do you have?" "Track."
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gigawhite posted:If they're so ultimate why don't they use weapons and secret ninja techniques. I don't understand UFC at all they just hug and roll around Mma used to be like this then dweebs started treating it like a real sport and now everyone does limp kicks and grapples and haymakers Iirc there was one dude some ufc goons were cheesed about because he intentionally acted like a smug wrestling heel for the spectacle
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naem posted:Neither one of those guys blocks or dodges a single punch does the mustache say "i dodge punches" to you 
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Don Frye is good tho because he looks like the Dad Punch King
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Neurolimal posted:Mma used to be like this then dweebs started treating it like a real sport and now everyone does limp kicks and grapples and haymakers The big name fighters who get a cut of the PPV money (or gate maybe?) have to basically promote the fight themselves. So they have all kinds of idiotic fake drama, poo poo-talking and "bad blood". Then of course after the fight they are best buds. Or if your name is Ronda Rousey, you take the promotional fake poo poo-talk from the opponent extremely personally and act like a piece of poo poo after the fight, refusing to even shake the opponent's hand.
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Gina Carano is a dream waifu
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A friend of a friend was in the UFC for a bit and pretty much displayed the worst fight I've ever seen. After that I think he ended up doing a bunch of fights at hell's angels parties.
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