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As I look at that thing I think to myself: soon, soon, my own hands will hold it, my own mantelpiece will cradle it, my own friends will shrivel in horror as they look upon its glory and despair. There will be a day of reckoning, sunlight spilling across the horizon like a broken yolk, the mail carrier's jeep rumbling into the sacred silence to leave its accursed burden and change the world by noon. There have been days before the Advent of the Puntl, and there will be days after, and the two calendars will seem to touch-- like pages resting against each other in a book, together in spirit but separated eternally by the binding of the spine-- but nothing will ever, ever be the same again. Holy gently caress I CANT WAIT
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Aug 31, 2016 22:34
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elise the great posted:As I look at that thing I think to myself: soon, soon, my own hands will hold it, my own mantelpiece will cradle it, my own friends will shrivel in horror as they look upon its glory and despair. There will be a day of reckoning, sunlight spilling across the horizon like a broken yolk, the mail carrier's jeep rumbling into the sacred silence to leave its accursed burden and change the world by noon. Mount it like a trophy, with an excerpt from your writings: "First things first: we actually do know what elves called their dicks, because even the glorious JRRT couldn't keep his hands out of his pants. The poetic term (yes, elves seem to have engaged in erotic poetry) would be gwî, but for everyday usage gwib was the preferred term. Puntl is provided as the coarse, moderately transgressive term, and likely what you would be invited to suck if you went down on a male elf. Alas, due to the ban on the Noldorin language, we have no surviving slang for Fëanor's johnson." And perhaps "Puntl" in elvish script.
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Aug 31, 2016 22:58
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Here is the first marbled glow-in-the-dark one: Came out with some small bubbles so I'm going to re-make it. But you can see, it's pretty bright after charging for ~30 seconds in a blacklight. EDIT: Oh, that's soft silicone (00-50). It can handle its own weight, it's just a biiiit floppy. Dildomancer fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Sep 1, 2016 00:50
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It's hypnotic.
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Sep 1, 2016 00:55
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Dildomancer, I don't mean to alarm you, but there might be orcs near your house.
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Sep 1, 2016 01:07
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Like, horny/creepy orcs though. Watch out. Also I'll buy that mistake if you want. Feel bad wasting it, and AI:SS is right around the corner.
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Sep 1, 2016 01:34
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Geirskogul posted:Like, horny/creepy orcs though. Watch out. That's someone's fetish. Elise?
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Sep 1, 2016 02:30
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Manuel Calavera posted:That's someone's fetish. Elise? No, Elise's fetish is very clean patients.
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Sep 1, 2016 07:42
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Holy poo poo, this thread.
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Sep 1, 2016 08:20
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This thread is great and reminds me of old-school SA. Good job, everyone. 
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Sep 1, 2016 08:36
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My order is in, the invoice paid. My only regret is that I know the shipping time is going to be stupid long because I'm not in the US  Rest assured when it arrives though I'll be taking pics for this thread.
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Sep 1, 2016 09:31
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Dildomancer + Elise = the best love match this forum has ever made. Came in to check this thread before work and found a glowing blue Puntl. It's  MAGICAL
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Sep 1, 2016 13:35
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Alright, I've caught up with charting down the orders. Got three made already including Elise's. I can take group shots of the rest as they're completed. Expect one a day, 2 or 3 on weekends, since I only have one mold and can't make more than one at a time.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:34
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Dammit I was hoping for a group shot of all of them like the world's most awful class photo.
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Sep 2, 2016 00:25
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Dildomancer posted:Thanks for the compliments, everyone! I bet there's a lot more people with brilliant dildo talents out there; most of them just never considered the hobby. I just want to point out that his Vimeo account name is Candiru, which is the name of a fish/parasite which legend said would swim up your urethra while you were pissing and implant itself in your dick so it could eat your blood. (It doesn't actually do this, just a legend)
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Sep 2, 2016 00:26
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 I now understand the inclusion of LOTR on the list. They foresaw the glowing Glamdring wang.
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Sep 2, 2016 00:52
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`Nemesis posted:I just want to point out that his Vimeo account name is Candiru, which is the name of a fish/parasite which legend said would swim up your urethra while you were pissing and implant itself in your dick so it could eat your blood. (It doesn't actually do this, just a legend) Terribly apropos when you're talking about cock-invading tentacles, eh? Watch Elise stick a foley catheter in her toy.
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Sep 2, 2016 01:20
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My god, it's like everything has led to this outcome. Things that go up urethras? Weird-shaped dongs? My complete inability to talk about LotR without being possessed by demons and spewing filth into the internet? THIS WAS MEANT TO BE.
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Sep 2, 2016 01:38
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elise assume your final form
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Sep 2, 2016 01:41
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Dare you to just whip it out for a catheter insertion demo for one of your preceptees
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Sep 2, 2016 01:41
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Carth Dookie posted:Dare you to just whip it out for a catheter insertion demo for one of your preceptees But it doesn't have a jizz tube! Don't tear the silicone! https://vimeo.com/176943671 elise the great posted:My god, it's like everything has led to this outcome. Things that go up urethras? Weird-shaped dongs? My complete inability to talk about LotR without being possessed by demons and spewing filth into the internet? As foretold by the prophecies.
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Sep 2, 2016 01:51
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Carth Dookie posted:Dare you to just whip it out for a catheter insertion demo for one of your preceptees "What do you mean yours doesn't look like this? What's WRONG with you?" If anyone's sent me an email through that vfjzxxzt@sharklasers.com Guerillamail address and hasn't gotten a response, I think that thing is buggy as all heck and I apologize I haven't gotten it. I'm really not sure what's up with it.
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Dildomancer posted:If anyone's sent me an email through that vfjzxxzt@sharklasers.com Guerillamail address and hasn't gotten a response, I think that thing is buggy as all heck and I apologize I haven't gotten it. I'm really not sure what's up with it. Ah, that explains it. Any other suggestions for those of us who lack plat? Edit: Also, what would the shipping be to Canada? This is too hilarious to pass up and I'd be interested in one of the white pearlescent ones that glows blue.
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Sep 2, 2016 02:48
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Mad Hamish posted:Ah, that explains it. Any other suggestions for those of us who lack plat? There has to be a better way to do this. Can I set up some garbage account on Gmail that redirects to my normal account? ~~~ A pair of sparkly dicks 'n fish for a very special goon:    With less mica, the effect is less metallic and more... I don't know, pearlescent?
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Sep 2, 2016 02:53
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Dildomancer posted:There has to be a better way to do this. Can I set up some garbage account on Gmail that redirects to my normal account? You sure can. Create a Gmail account like normal from a not-logged-in browser, the settings enable you to set up a redirect; and also to stop redirecting when you're done. You can even set the recovery to your main account. EDIT: Just make up ~whatever~@gmail.com account, go to Forwarding in Settings, and you'll be done in 2 minutes. It's extremely easy to set up. endlessmonotony fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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Sep 2, 2016 02:58
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endlessmonotony posted:You sure can. Create a Gmail account like normal from a not-logged-in browser, the settings enable you to set up a redirect; and also to stop redirecting when you're done.  That was easy. Ok everyone without plat, the email is mancerdildo@gmail.com (dildomancer was already taken).
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Sep 2, 2016 03:12
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Shoulda gone with Dildo Baggins.
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Sep 2, 2016 03:15
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Silver Alicorn posted:Shoulda gone with Dildo Baggins. There's no way that isn't taken
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Sep 2, 2016 03:18
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Silver Alicorn posted:Shoulda gone with Dildo Baggins. the ballad of dildo baggins
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Sep 2, 2016 03:30
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Are any of you ordering one actually planning to put it in your orifice? I want a full review.
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Sep 2, 2016 16:12
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I'm looking forward to the story where elise has to extract one of these from a patient
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Sep 2, 2016 17:12
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sleppy posted:Are any of you ordering one actually planning to put it in your orifice? I want a full review. I'm sure one will appear on pornhub sooner or later.
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Sep 2, 2016 17:17
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Dildo is tempting but it would involved reactivating my paypal account and I rather not do that. I don't get it how can anyone be turned on by such unrealistic color schemes!
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Sep 2, 2016 17:28
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What, exactly, would you consider to be a 'realistic' color scheme for a silicone elf dick, anyway?
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Sep 2, 2016 18:38
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Liquid Communism posted:What, exactly, would you consider to be a 'realistic' color scheme for a silicone elf dick, anyway? I do not know for I am not an expert of such things! I haven't even read Lord of the Rings. Probably more fleshy, colors you'd see in a forest unless of course we're not talking about wood elves. More importantly I was kidding and do not judge one's preference of elf cock. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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Sep 2, 2016 19:08
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Pull up thread pull up.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:37
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Silver Alicorn posted:Shoulda gone with Dildo Baggins.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:43
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Listen guys, don't go asking for pictures of people using dildos, even as a joke. That's not cool.
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Bakalakadaka posted:I'm looking forward to the story where elise has to extract one of these from a patient Since Elise has done due diligence with a flared (ball) base, this probably won't happen. But then people can be very creative about they butts.
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