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Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

alternatively it will and they'll just do it as a normal direct and announce the announcement a day before.

You know this is what's going to happen.

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Might as well do an office baby pool then.

I pick September 17.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I got a feel for the 14th

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
i pick december.

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'

arbybaconator posted:



WHY THE LONG FACE

Almost there:



Actually.... oh shyt
LYNX
:aaaaa:

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I heard the tablet will fit into a proprietary headset that has outward positional sensing allowing for true cordless vr

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

a.lo posted:

Hm
Sounds boring.

Yeah, maybe to a kid. :smug:

But it sounds loving awseome to us Mature Adults.

ovenboy
Nov 16, 2014

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What would that even look like?

Orange Harrison
Feb 24, 2010

All through the day, I me mine

A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

Mario Brother Super Show the game. Solve plumbing problems for celebrities and sometimes make pasta.
This game already exists if someone edits the monsters in original Mario Bros to be 80s wrestlers and the coins in the bonus stage to be gnocchi.

sout
Apr 24, 2014


...yeah :(
But after not playing my Wii U as much as I should have, I'm not sure if I could be sold on a console just by a new Zelda or Smash or Mario Kart.

The idea of a handheld/console hybrid is intriguing but also concerning because it'd be very easy to make it awful.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

When Nintendo makes new poo poo we get Metroid Prime Federation.
You mean, by most accounts, a decent game? :confused:

I mean they also made Splatoon recently.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

sout posted:

...yeah :(
But after not playing my Wii U as much as I should have, I'm not sure if I could be sold on a console just by a new Zelda or Smash or Mario Kart.

The idea of a handheld/console hybrid is intriguing but also concerning because it'd be very easy to make it awful.
Then play stuff on your Wii U more, because it has a ton of really good games.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


All Nintendo needs to do is just step up and say something like "We know you're eagerly awaiting the NX, but don't worry, we'll be revealing the system is just a few weeks."

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

a scant 24 weeks

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


oddium posted:

a scant 24 weeks

No goddammit.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

You'll to to the store one day and it's there. No announcement.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is it possible they'll reveal the NX after the release?

FactsAreUseless posted:

You'll to to the store one day and it's there. No announcement.

It'll just be a blank white box with NINETNDO NX written on it. You take it home and two weeks later there's a Nintendo Direct telling you what you bought.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
direct gonna start right now!!!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Find Bill!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
shibata!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Oh gently caress, mario maker 3ds

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
where were you when bill was murdered

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Bill can't get enough of Reggie's donuts

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Nintentanks.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Fffffuck. I guess I'm not done buying amiibos.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
Finally releasing Skyward Sword on Wii U VC, took them long enough.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
dragon quest 7 was the one that was like 100 hours long right.

afeelgoodpoop fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Sep 1, 2016

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

its cute how they 'mysteriously dont have the 2017 announcements for 3ds' and worked it into their marketing

but i realized looking at that stupid galaxy 3ds that nintendo banks a shitton of money off of repeated portable sales with a new paintjob or a small processor increase or slightly smaller size.

are they going to be trying to constantly resell me half of my nx?

sout
Apr 24, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

You'll to to the store one day and it's there. No announcement.

You come home and it's plugged into your entertainment system and there's a check on the table for you to sign and mail to Nintendo.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

zolthorg posted:

its cute how they 'mysteriously dont have the 2017 announcements for 3ds' and worked it into their marketing
Apart from the 2017 games they announced, sure

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

irlZaphod posted:

You mean, by most accounts, a decent game? :confused:

I found him! I didn't think I'd find a Metroid Prime Federation Force apologist anywhere, and certainly not in this thread.

SolidSnakesBandana fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Sep 1, 2016

Orange Harrison
Feb 24, 2010

All through the day, I me mine

FactsAreUseless posted:

You'll to to the store one day and it's there. No announcement.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Is it possible they'll reveal the NX after the release?


It'll just be a blank white box with NINETNDO NX written on it. You take it home and two weeks later there's a Nintendo Direct telling you what you bought.

Nintendo isn't truly next-gen until they are selling Season Passes for it before it's announced, completed, or released.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

I found him! I didn't think I'd find a Metroid Prime Federations apologist anywhere, and certainly not in this thread.
You'll find plenty in the 3DS thread though, which is what i'm going by. It's not out in Europe yet.

fivegears4reverse
Apr 4, 2007

by R. Guyovich

irlZaphod posted:

You'll find plenty in the 3DS thread though, which is what i'm going by. It's not out in Europe yet.

This isn't exactly stellar praise. There are apologists for the new Star Fox as well.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Imagine enjoying video games lmao

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

irlZaphod posted:

Imagine enjoying video games lmao

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.

irlZaphod posted:

Imagine enjoying video games lmao

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

irlZaphod posted:

Imagine enjoying video games lmao

:bigtran:

fivegears4reverse
Apr 4, 2007

by R. Guyovich

irlZaphod posted:

Imagine enjoying video games lmao

When the game finally comes out in Europe, you can also imagine yourself enjoying it.

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

irlZaphod posted:

Imagine enjoying video games lmao

:drat:

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