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HMS Boromir posted:Please. Give me kiss. I choose to read this as a companion piece to "Instruction for a help."
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I Can’t Imagine My Wedding Day Without You Sitting There Uncomfortably At A Table Full Of People You Don’t Know 37-Year-Old Makes Absolutely Heartbreaking Last-Ditch Effort To Get Really Into New Band
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Tim Kaine Found Riding Conveyor Belt During Factory Campaign Stop
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It's Here! Our Annual Ranking Of America's Top Homeschools
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https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/768178318034296833
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCn-NOZu6KA
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Nothing will ever top Diamond Joe or James Bond John Kerry but I am loving Tim Kaine as a 6-year old articles.
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How Many Of These McDonald’s Slogans Do You Remember?
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Aug 26, 2016 17:45
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I Like A Burger And Fries Between My Thighs
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Who Told You That You Were Too Good For McDonalds?
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sitchelin posted:Nothing will ever top Diamond Joe or James Bond John Kerry but I am loving Tim Kaine as a 6-year old articles. I hate the Onion's political stuff because it's always so funny to me and it makes me want to grab my apolitical friends and explain to them in detail why these things are funny. "See, because John Kerry actually isn't effective at all!"
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You’re No Friend To McDonald’s! This one was a softball right across the plate, and you whiffed it like a chump! There’s no way of even knowing if you’re telling the truth, and yet you slither across the finish line with barely a single tick mark to your name! You’re nothing but a piss fleck on the wingtip of the man who here represents McDonald’s! gently caress you! gently caress you! gently caress you! Go think about McDonald’s for an afternoon and take this quiz again!
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I am like a crow or a hotel guestbook.... 
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WickedHate posted:I hate the Onion's political stuff because it's always so funny to me and it makes me want to grab my apolitical friends and explain to them in detail why these things are funny.  Anyone who followed the 2008 election laughs like a demon at this, anyone else is just "huh?"
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Holy poo poo it's all over for Hillary now
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Aug 29, 2016 19:19
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Aunt On Facebook Casually Advocates War Crime.
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Just a picture, but for some reason this one made me laugh: Styrofoam Clamshell Hiding Exquisite Pearl Of Pulled Pork Sandwich 
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Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die
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What Is The Alt-Right?quote:Beliefs
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What is the Alt-right? Edit ^^ 
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Dad Shares Photo Album Through Never-Before-Seen Website
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Given Your History With String Quartets, Are You Sure You Want One At Your Wedding? One of the best ClickHole quizzes in a while.
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Jerusalem posted:Now I got a hankering to watch The Fugitive again
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Robert Denby posted:Watch This Supercut Of Every Time Harrison Ford Says ‘Harrison Ford’ In ‘The Fugitive’ You know when you put it together like that it actually seems a little unusual!
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I wholeheartedly recommend the Kelly book to any fans.
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MIT scientists forced to behead android because it fell in love with the garbage it was programmed to eat.
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Onion-but-not-Onion news: Conservative columnist Neal Larson resigns from writing his Idaho newspaper column after falling for a Clickhole article about Neil Degrasse Tyson and subsequently getting schooled by NGD himself. The article in question? Awesome: When A Little Girl Told Neil DeGrasse Tyson She Wanted To Live On Jupiter, He Completely Shut Her Down Evil Mastermind has a new favorite as of 02:27 on Aug 31, 2016 |
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Where's the article where he said tyson was bad or whatever, and also where's the article where tyson says you dumb or whatever. That link you posted just links to a different article that says the exact same things and doesn't link to either of the things I give a poo poo about.
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Here and I don't know what "tyson says you dumb or whatever" means but my best guess is you mean this.
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sitchelin posted:Nothing will ever top Diamond Joe or James Bond John Kerry but I am loving Tim Kaine as a 6-year old articles. What will never be topped (unless Trump is elected I guess) is the "President Bush is resting comfortably in Bethesda Naval Hospital" series that counted down the weeks to the end of W's second mandate
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Both articles referenced Tyson replying to him where he drops the epic slam that he "abrogated his responsibility to journalism" and neither he nor they actually linked to the thing. Unless it was a series of tweets in which case never mind I don't care. Thank you for the first link, though.
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Krinkle posted:Both articles referenced Tyson replying to him where he drops the epic slam that he "abrogated his responsibility to journalism" and neither he nor they actually linked to the thing. Unless it was a series of tweets in which case never mind I don't care. It's the top comment of the first article I linked. I don't blame you for not looking there tbh
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Yeah I have the no-comments-ever plugin for chrome I never would have thought to look there. Whoops! THanks again!
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Making A Pivot: Donald Trump Won’t Rule Out Granting Citizenship To The Moaning Children’s Faces Growing On His Back I really hope as the election gets closer the Onion descends into total apocalyptic lunacy like #romneydeathrally.
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Yeah but #TrumpDeathRally will likely be a real thing that actually happens
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Nothing raunchier than pictures on your anatomy textbook but just to be safe. Can Your Exhaustive Knowledge Of Fallopian Tubes Convincingly Cover Your Ignorance Of The Rest Of The Human Body?
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Kinda sad that out of all the media it was Clickhole that actually produced a reasonable and thoughtful piece on the Colin Kaepernick "controversy"
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