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What if I'm so smart I fudge my test to make myself look dumb? CRISSCROSS!
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Sep 1, 2016 20:20
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Isn't that type of thing fairly common though, and been around for a while now? I remember reading about similar stories 25 years ago, where people who were too smart were denied cop jobs for the same reasons. If they did this for the Army, I bet the suicide rate would drop.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:25
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ElGroucho posted:If they did this for the Army, I bet the suicide rate would drop. but how else can i be the best gorilla navy seal sniper in the entire united states armed forces?
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Sep 1, 2016 20:56
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Just do what all us veterans do, say that you were anyway, and get lots of tattoos about it Make sure to put all sorts of poo poo on facebook about it too, just in case someone forgets for one second that you did a thing
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Sep 1, 2016 21:12
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ElGroucho posted:Just do what all us veterans do, say that you were anyway, and get lots of tattoos about it no thanks dude, I dont fit in with the coolies in GiP and stuff, but yeah thats always been my go to excuse on why i have ink all over the drat place.
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Sep 1, 2016 21:13
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SneakyFrog posted:but how else can i be the best gorilla navy seal sniper in the entire united states armed forces? I hear the Cincinnati Zoo is looking to recruit gorilla snipers, might want to look into it
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Sep 1, 2016 22:12
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Gorilla Salad posted:How can a person not know their own country's currency? They knew what a $2 bill was, the counterfeit pen just didn't work on it so they went after the adolescent that was obviously the head of a major $2 counterfieting ring. They're being retarded, but for an even more retarded reason than not knowing what a $2 bill was.
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Sep 1, 2016 22:21
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Why do we even still have $1 bills? A paper bill should at least buy you a goddamn coke.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:14
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Germstore posted:Why do we even still have $1 bills? A paper bill should at least buy you a goddamn coke. The treasury has been trying to fade them out for a while. That's why there's been such a push on getting people to use dollar coins. Unfortunately, the treasury's efforts to get people to use dollar coins haven't been successful, while people still use the dollar bills.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:18
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I ain't tipping a stripper $2. gently caress that!
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Sep 1, 2016 23:33
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The soft shuffle of dollar bills will be replaced with the plink of dollar coins.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:39
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Solice Kirsk posted:They knew what a $2 bill was, the counterfeit pen just didn't work on it so they went after the adolescent that was obviously the head of a major $2 counterfieting ring. They're being retarded, but for an even more retarded reason than not knowing what a $2 bill was. I had someone do this to me when I was getting a coffee the other day. I paid with an old $10, and the lady looked for the watermark, then called her manager when she couldn't find it. The manager scribbled on it with the counterfeit pen for like 30 seconds before I just walked away because they had already handed me my coffee and my change. I was actually shocked into silence by what I had witnessed, and I'm pretty sure that if I had stuck around they would have tried to force me to give back my coffee and my change. It's not like either of the employees were that young either; at least one of them should have seen an old $10 before and known that it didn't have any of the newer counterfeit countermeasures 
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Sep 2, 2016 00:52
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Solice Kirsk posted:I ain't tipping a stripper $2. gently caress that! Make it hail son make it hail! Give them girls a golden Sacagawea!
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Sep 2, 2016 00:53
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BexGu posted:Make it hail son make it hail! Give them girls a golden Sacagawea! There's something sort of poetic about that.
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Sep 2, 2016 02:01
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Schwarzwald posted:The treasury has been trying to fade them out for a while. That's why there's been such a push on getting people to use dollar coins. Just.. Stop making one dollar notes?
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Sep 2, 2016 02:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:They knew what a $2 bill was, the counterfeit pen just didn't work on it so they went after the adolescent that was obviously the head of a major $2 counterfieting ring. They're being retarded, but for an even more retarded reason than not knowing what a $2 bill was. I actually think the person who tested the $2 bill in the first place didn't know what it was. Because why the gently caress would you test a $2 bill? If someone hands him two single dollar bills does he test both as well?
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Sep 2, 2016 02:09
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Germstore posted:The soft shuffle of dollar bills will be replaced with the plink of dollar coins. panties hanging down like jingly soiled daipers
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Sep 2, 2016 02:52
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now that is what provides me with sufficient arousal to warrant exchange of currency
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Sep 2, 2016 02:54
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504 posted:Just.. That's the obvious next step. I think the treasure department just got cold feet when dollar coins didn't catch on like they wanted them to.
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Sep 2, 2016 03:06
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Solice Kirsk posted:There's something sort of poetic about that. Its either that or give them a new $20 bill with the face of another older women disappointed in their life choices.
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Sep 2, 2016 03:12
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Schwarzwald posted:That's the obvious next step. I think the treasure department just got cold feet when dollar coins didn't catch on like they wanted them to. I don't get this. Isn't it more expensive to make dollar coins, even if the idea is that your making fewer of them?
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Sep 2, 2016 04:50
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I think it's time to move over to credits. creds for short
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Sep 2, 2016 04:59
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Neo Shekels are the future, folks
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Sep 2, 2016 05:06
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FIRST TIME posted:I don't get this. Isn't it more expensive to make dollar coins, even if the idea is that your making fewer of them? They last an absolute buttload longer. That's the saving.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:09
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radiatinglines posted:I think it's time to move over to credits. creds for short Haven't most people under the age of 40 already done this? I don't know a single person under 40 that uses cash anymore, it's all credit and debit. I don't think I've touched a physical piece of paper money in about 15 years.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:50
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Haven't most people under the age of 40 already done this? I don't know a single person under 40 that uses cash anymore, it's all credit and debit.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:51
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can't buy weed and pussy with disney dollars
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Sep 2, 2016 05:53
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radiatinglines posted:I think it's time to move over to credits. creds for short radiatinglines posted:can't buy weed and pussy with disney dollars You've answered your own question.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:56
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504 posted:They last an absolute buttload longer. That's the saving. Got it. Too bad they're inconvenient as gently caress. Nothing makes you feel more like a poor than a pocket full of change. :edit: Bloody Hedgehog posted:Haven't most people under the age of 40 already done this? I don't know a single person under 40 that uses cash anymore, it's all credit and debit. It's getting better but nothing sucks more than being out in the middle of loving nowhere and the only store in town doesn't take cards but they have a ripoff $5/transaction ATM. Edmund Sparkler has a new favorite as of 06:03 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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Sep 2, 2016 06:01
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FIRST TIME posted:It's getting better but nothing sucks more than being out in the middle of loving nowhere and the only store in town doesn't take cards but they have a ripoff $5/transaction ATM. Yeah, but I'm in Canada and EVERYWHERE takes cards. We rolled out debit tech well before most countries. I've seen kids running lemonade stands that take cards (those little addon swipe things for cell phones). The last holdout business that didn't take cards probably folded a decade ago.
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Sep 2, 2016 06:21
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, but I'm in Canada and EVERYWHERE takes cards. We rolled out debit tech well before most countries. I've seen kids running lemonade stands that take cards (those little addon swipe things for cell phones). The last holdout business that didn't take cards probably folded a decade ago. Like I said, it's getting better in the US. I went to a rave out in the middle of nowhere last weekend and was fully prepared to need cash if I stopped at any of the podunk towns on the way. Never had a problem. Only thing is, like people were saying; if I'd wanted to buy  , I would have needed cash.
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Sep 2, 2016 06:33
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Hopefully I can break up this 2 page derail on US currency R Kelly made a music video called Trapped in the Closet. Then he made 32 more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c https://vimeo.com/54197101
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Sep 2, 2016 07:05
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FIRST TIME posted:Like I said, it's getting better in the US. I went to a rave out in the middle of nowhere last weekend and was fully prepared to need cash if I stopped at any of the podunk towns on the way. Never had a problem. The only cash-only establishment I have ever been to was a deli on Long Island which I'm convinced was just an excuse to launder cash or underreport their earnings.
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Sep 2, 2016 07:07
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BossRighteous posted:Hopefully I can break up this 2 page derail on US currency Thank you for posting the most notable video that R Kelly has ever made.
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Sep 2, 2016 07:51
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FIRST TIME posted:Thank you for posting the most notable video that R Kelly has ever made. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBIT67Ri9A&t=265s can i come into your kitchen babyyyyy~
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Sep 2, 2016 07:57
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FIRST TIME posted:Thank you for posting the most notable video that R Kelly has ever made. lmao
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Sep 2, 2016 08:03
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Wait did we talk abotu Chris Brown yet? And how in 2009 he beat the poo poo out of Rihanna while driving a lambo Police Report posted:Brown – who was charged with two felonies Thursday – allegedly tried to force his girlfriend out of the Lamborghini, and hit her head against the passenger window.  And then fans took to Twitter (and his concerts!) to loudly defend him. Oh yeah and he was subsequently denied visas in Australia and the UK. Then this week he got into a stand off with the LAPD.
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Sep 2, 2016 08:23
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Then after publicly "apologizing" he got a neck tattoo of her beaten face. Shortly afterwards, Ri-Ri started making music with him again.
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Sep 2, 2016 09:20
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speaking of chris brown and ri ri - floyd mayweather should be in jail for decades but instead gets to make more money in a single fight than we'll make in all of our lifetimes combined.quote:Floyd Mayweather is a misogynist. And not just a misogynist, but a batterer, and a serial batterer at that. This is a statement of fact that you will rarely see or hear from the professional boxing media, many of whom remain hopelessly dependent on the reigning box office king’s goodwill for access. It’s certainly not one you will hear from any of the assembled talking heads on Showtime, the CBS-owned cable network to which Mayweather is contractually wed. And while it may be easy enough to guess why the boxing media has been so willing to cover for Mayweather’s sins, it’s less obvious why so many others are so willing to look the other way. http://deadspin.com/the-trouble-with-floyd-mayweather-1605217498 he also can't read and 50 cent punked him about it http://deadspin.com/50-cent-challenges-floyd-mayweather-to-read-for-charity-1625097607
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http://fox13now.com/2015/01/19/teen-caught-after-posing-as-obgyn-at-hospital-for-month-fooled-doctors Florida teenager poses as an OBGYN at a Florida hospital. He was caught while in the middle of treating a patient at the hospital. A month later. jenny jones fan has a new favorite as of 11:36 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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Sep 2, 2016 11:30
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