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OMGVBFLOL posted:Hey everybody. There’s been some rumblings lately from the higher ups that a few things need to change around here. In the spirit of community, let’s all do our best to come up with some good, wholesome new rules. OMGVBFLOL posted:Rule: anyone who used a slur in their post gets a JINX. not gonna list the slurs and bad words here because i’m not going to jinx myself, but you know what they are. anyway, when you’re jinxed, for 1 week any words you post will get filtered and replaced with a paragraph from Moby Dick. to break your jinx early you have to mail a polite handwritten apology to the Something Awful LLC headquarters in [Missouri or Kansas or wherever the hell it is again, edit this before posting]. OMGVBFLOL posted:Rule: Lots of forums have Idiot Kings (or “IKs” for those in the know), well GBS is going to have Village Idiots. The village idiot(s) is(are) randomly selected from the pool of posters who have had a thread goldmined within the last year. The selected Village Idiot(s) are, for the duration of the month, subject to the inverse of every gbs rule except the prohibition on NWS poo poo. Suck my dick, you fuckman!
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 10:40 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:18 |
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chaosbreather posted:I'm sick of everyone using jargon in here, people should have to define all the words they used in their posts. Now define all the words you used to define the other words
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 11:45 |
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rules are for fools
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 12:22 |
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1. If it's yellow, let it mellow 2. Red sky at night, sailors delight 3. rear end, cash, or grass 4. If momma ain't happy, nobody ain't happy 5. Don't ask me, I just work here!
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 13:27 |
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All probated and banned users should have access to goons with spoons
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 13:28 |
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Ideas being floated around the admin forum right now: - Ban all discussion of the show Breaking Bad so that nobody spoils the ending, which is that Jesse comes back from the future and is revealed to be Walter White. - All slurries are banned: this includes slush, slurpies, and ANY discussion of the Orange Julius franchise. - Everyone gets a free DVD of Nukie with their Platinum membership. - All probated and banned users will have access to Goons With Spoons. - All the posters you want to be freed will be freed, but for each life we return to you we will take five more. That is the bargain, and that is the cost.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 13:32 |
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Give each user in impzone a 10 hp bar that goes -1 for each post and at 0 they get banned good posts get hp or something and I dunno a fairy
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 15:13 |
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Third World Reggin posted:Give each user in impzone a 10 hp bar that goes -1 for each post and at 0 they get banned
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 15:15 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Ideas being floated around the admin forum right now: I own nukie on vhs
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 15:19 |
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dad gay. so what posted:I own nukie on vhs
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 15:20 |
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I think a cool thing would be to un ban ever banned and Permabaned user for a couple weeks just to,see what happens. I was gonna suggest that back when I was a mod but I got too busy with being the most ineffective mod in sa history
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:01 |
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8 track betamax posted:I think a cool thing would be to un ban ever banned and Permabaned user for a couple weeks just to,see what happens. you were the worst mod ever but im glad you are back. caring is the worst thing you can do as a mod imo
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:05 |
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Good grief I didn't know not being a mod anymore meant it was open season of hurting my feelings
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:07 |
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8 track betamax posted:Good grief I didn't know not being a mod anymore meant it was open season of hurting my feelings calm down
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:08 |
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i always liked the beta max kid
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:28 |
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Sid Vicious posted:i always liked the beta max kid i cant even work my ttrackpad
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:32 |
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8 track betamax posted:I think a cool thing would be to un ban ever banned and Permabaned user for a couple weeks just to,see what happens. In the annals of history you will be remembered as an above average mod. Also in the anals of history.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:43 |
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Possible new mod avatar with some editing: Maybe IK.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:12 |
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Rule: any image currently on the mods’ poo poo List can only be posted in the form of a picture of a unique handwritten/hand-drawn image (no tablet bullshit!! a real drawing! on paper). You cannot re-use images; for every posting you must draw a new stock-photo-of-salad / happycat / ACES! etc. Example:
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:32 |
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That's a nice drawing!
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:54 |
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Seeing that drawing, makes me happy.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:03 |
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I did a drawing like that once
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:06 |
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omg that drawing would be the best av
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:23 |
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Sid Vicious posted:I did a drawing like that once lol that ruled
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:24 |
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I'm the
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 04:19 |
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New rule: cram it.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 04:48 |
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JiveHonky posted:New rule: cram it. Whoa! Can cut your hand on rules this edgy.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 04:56 |
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JiveHonky posted:New rule: cram it.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:04 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:Rule: any image currently on the mods’ poo poo List can only be posted in the form of a picture of a unique handwritten/hand-drawn image (no tablet bullshit!! a real drawing! on paper). You cannot re-use images; for every posting you must draw a new stock-photo-of-salad / happycat / ACES! etc. Everybody gets one unique shot at a worn-out meme. If it comes up again, it's no longer unique. If you do multiple versions, they are no longer unique (but if you put enough effort into them, they may earn a miss). This one pleases me. This time.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:05 |
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-stabbing
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:06 |
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Kuato posted:
I'm having a fit of rambunction rn, I'm ouch of control
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:06 |
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I don't even know what to do when u post this I get all flustered and I drop my reading glasses
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:08 |
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JiveHonky posted:I don't even know what to do when u post this I get all flustered and I drop my reading glasses You spread joy to the world spudsy, be happy.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:09 |
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OctoberBlues posted:You spread joy to the world spudsy, be happy. Haha okay. Peace be with you and also to you.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:12 |
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death to the spud
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:24 |
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rules? not my stile pal
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:26 |
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Putty posted:death to the spud Please don't wish death on JiveHonky
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:27 |
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You can eat whatever you want but you have to sit on it first
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:28 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Please don't wish death on JiveHonky whatever damage is inflicted to the spud JiveHonkey recieves tenfold that is it's power
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:35 |
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i hope nobody dies ever
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:43 |