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dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

Don't go taking apart any smoke detectors, though.

That's mostly just a weak alpha emitter. Don't eat it and you're fine. There's also barely any in there because americium-241 is hilariously expensive.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

dis astranagant posted:

That's mostly just a weak alpha emitter. Don't eat it and you're fine. There's also barely any in there because americium-241 is hilariously expensive.

He was determined to irradiate anything he could, and decided to build a neutron "gun." To obtain radioactive materials, David used a number of cover stories and concocted a new identity.

He wrote to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC), claiming to be a physics instructor at Chippewa Valley High School. The agency's director of isotope production and distribution, Donald Erb, offered him tips on isolating and obtaining radioactive elements, and explained the characteristics of some isotopes, which, when bombarded with neutrons, can sustain a chain reaction.

When David asked about the risks, Erb assured him that the "dangers are very slight," since "possession of any radioactive materials in quantities and forms sufficient to pose any hazard is subject to Nuclear Regulatory Commission (or equivalent) licensing."

David learned that a tiny amount of the radioactive isotope americium-241 could be found in smoke detectors. he contacted smoke-detector companies and claimed that he needed a large number for a school project. One company sold him about a hundred broken detectors for a dollar apiece.

http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Really don't disassemble any old Soviet lighthouse beacons though.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

SynthOrange posted:

He was determined to irradiate anything he could, and decided to build a neutron "gun." To obtain radioactive materials, David used a number of cover stories and concocted a new identity.

He wrote to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC), claiming to be a physics instructor at Chippewa Valley High School. The agency's director of isotope production and distribution, Donald Erb, offered him tips on isolating and obtaining radioactive elements, and explained the characteristics of some isotopes, which, when bombarded with neutrons, can sustain a chain reaction.

When David asked about the risks, Erb assured him that the "dangers are very slight," since "possession of any radioactive materials in quantities and forms sufficient to pose any hazard is subject to Nuclear Regulatory Commission (or equivalent) licensing."

David learned that a tiny amount of the radioactive isotope americium-241 could be found in smoke detectors. he contacted smoke-detector companies and claimed that he needed a large number for a school project. One company sold him about a hundred broken detectors for a dollar apiece.

http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html

The book that got published about all this was pretty good. A quick read too.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The Lone Badger posted:

Really don't disassemble any old Soviet lighthouse beacons though.

... if you can still find any that haven't been stolen or fallen into the sea.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Also old (and I assume many new as well) lantern mantles contain Thorium

DocCynical
Jan 9, 2003

That is not possible just now

Sagebrush posted:

We have a 75W laser that won't cut metal, and I doubt an extra 5W is the key.

Most of what I have seen when it comes to laser cutting steel and stainless is that you need 1.5 to 2+ kW of laser energy to begin to even think of getting into that. And since the lasers are hilariously inefficient, a ton of power is needed. My 60W laser at 100% pulls about 480W, which is ~12.5%, more realistically 10% efficient. so for a 2kW, that is maybe 20kW? And at household voltage sources, that is 80% of you typical 100A panel. And some big rear end wire.

Marking stainless is a different story with a fibre laser though. Can pull off some neat poo poo with relatively low power.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

SynthOrange posted:

He was determined to irradiate anything he could, and decided to build a neutron "gun." To obtain radioactive materials, David used a number of cover stories and concocted a new identity.

He wrote to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC), claiming to be a physics instructor at Chippewa Valley High School. The agency's director of isotope production and distribution, Donald Erb, offered him tips on isolating and obtaining radioactive elements, and explained the characteristics of some isotopes, which, when bombarded with neutrons, can sustain a chain reaction.

When David asked about the risks, Erb assured him that the "dangers are very slight," since "possession of any radioactive materials in quantities and forms sufficient to pose any hazard is subject to Nuclear Regulatory Commission (or equivalent) licensing."

David learned that a tiny amount of the radioactive isotope americium-241 could be found in smoke detectors. he contacted smoke-detector companies and claimed that he needed a large number for a school project. One company sold him about a hundred broken detectors for a dollar apiece.

http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Looks like he could use a helping dose of radium water

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Also old (and I assume many new as well) lantern mantles contain Thorium

So do some welding electrodes.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

DocCynical posted:

Most of what I have seen when it comes to laser cutting steel and stainless is that you need 1.5 to 2+ kW of laser energy to begin to even think of getting into that. And since the lasers are hilariously inefficient, a ton of power is needed. My 60W laser at 100% pulls about 480W, which is ~12.5%, more realistically 10% efficient. so for a 2kW, that is maybe 20kW? And at household voltage sources, that is 80% of you typical 100A panel. And some big rear end wire.

Marking stainless is a different story with a fibre laser though. Can pull off some neat poo poo with relatively low power.

Nah, it's not quite that bad. You can cut thin sheet steel (under 1/8") with 400 watts or so of CO2. Thin shim stock and metal foils you might get away with half that. Still need the oxygen blast since that's what's really doing the work, though.

Fiber lasers are run at a different frequency, and while I don't know all the details, I understand you can cut metal with lower power levels than the 10.6 micron CO2 beam. Fiber lasers are way more expensive though.

DocCynical
Jan 9, 2003

That is not possible just now

Sagebrush posted:

Nah, it's not quite that bad. You can cut thin sheet steel (under 1/8") with 400 watts or so of CO2. Thin shim stock and metal foils you might get away with half that. Still need the oxygen blast since that's what's really doing the work, though.

Fiber lasers are run at a different frequency, and while I don't know all the details, I understand you can cut metal with lower power levels than the 10.6 micron CO2 beam. Fiber lasers are way more expensive though.

Ah, the ones I was thinking of were for like 1/4" stainless gaskets that could fit a 4x8 sheet in them with fancy infrared barriers that ESD the machine if you got too close.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
A co-worker was told a scary OSHA story by Guillermo Del Toro about filming Blade 2 in the Czech Republic. They stumbled across a bunch of what were described as "rad looking post-war era lamps" somewhere, bought them and set them up in the location (I think it was for the blood bank scene that opens the film). Half way through the day, the cast and crew's eyes started swelling and tearing up and no one could figure out what was going on so they shut down the set thinking they had a gas leak or an airborne contamination.

They called the western medical staff in but no one could figure out what was going on until a local Czech doctor showed up. He looked at the lamps and said something along the lines of "You stupid fuckers, do you know what these are? You know we used to be part of the Soviet Union, right? These are Soviet-made high-powered ultraviolet bacteria-killing lamps that they used to sterilize rooms and you're not supposed to be anywhere near the loving things when they're on. Go home, lay down and keep the lights low. We'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out if any of you are going to go blind".

No one went blind, but Del Toro said the top layer of skin (or whatever it is) on everyone's eyeballs peeled and flaked off during the night and it was really gross and terrifying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraviolet_germicidal_irradiation posted:

In UVGI systems the lamps are shielded or are in environments that limit exposure, such as a closed water tank or closed air circulation system, often with interlocks that automatically shut off the UV lamps if the system is opened for access by human beings.

For human beings, skin exposure to germicidal wavelengths of UV light can produce rapid sunburn and skin cancer. Exposure of the eyes to this UV radiation can produce extremely painful inflammation of the cornea and temporary or permanent vision impairment, up to and including blindness in some cases. UV can damage the retina of the eye.

Another potential danger is the UV production of ozone, which can be harmful to health. The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency designated 0.05 parts per million (ppm) of ozone to be a safe level. Lamps designed to release UVC and higher frequencies are doped so that any UV light below 254 nm wavelengths will not be released, to minimize ozone production. A full-spectrum lamp will release all UV wavelengths, and will produce ozone when UVC hits oxygen (O2) molecules.

Dillbag fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Sep 2, 2016

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

So do some welding electrodes.

Some old camera lenses,too:
http://camerapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Radioactive_lenses

I have three of those.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Worth it for the badge:

"RAD SCOUT!"

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Humphreys posted:

Worth it for the badge:

"RAD SCOUT!"

That actually is a real merit badge:


Though I guess that's the old design, the new one's actually cooler:


Got quarks and poo poo.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Krinkle posted:

I was almost positive I tried and failed to find anything last night so maybe I phrased it wrong or just remembered wrong. THank you for not here-let-me-google-that-for-you'ing that, it would have been too much for my fragile ego.

Yeah, I was curious, too, and your phrasing seemed to be good enough for Google, and then I thought of sharing the search results.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Also old (and I assume many new as well) lantern mantles contain Thorium

Hilarious side note, the neighborhood of Streeterville in Chicago used to be heavily industrial, is now an incredibly sterile and high-priced tower neighborhood right on the lake. The Lindsay Light company was based there and made a ton of these, and not only did they process the thorium ore on site, they dumped it on site, and a bunch of got used as landfill right next door. Which is why the whole area is probably the priciest superfund site in existence. https://www.epa.gov/lindsay-light

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
There's also this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_financial_buildings_plot

I thought I recalled hearing about a group that actually got a warehouse of old smoke detectors together, but maybe that was more speculation. Definitely not enough to harm anyone, but if they used all the sources and spread them at a few airports and the like, would've created some serious chaos with contamination.

Contamination is drat expensive to deal with (see my earlier post and all the others along the way in this thread).

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


It's fine, there's a bale of hay on the ground down below.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Doctor Bombadil posted:

Some old camera lenses,too:
http://camerapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Radioactive_lenses

I have three of those.

Oh poo poo I have a bunch of those as well.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Tons and tons of old watches either have tritium, or radium dials too. Good times.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Sagebrush posted:

The iron oxide has a lower melting point than the steel,

Bwuh? Iron oxide doesn't melt until almost 2800 degrees F, not many steels have a melting point that high.

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

blugu64 posted:

Tons and tons of old watches either have tritium, or radium dials too. Good times.

Many guns (including the one I am wearing right now) have tritium night sights.

It's really no big deal.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

All I can say about the handheld cleaning lasers: :stare::fh:

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

CollegeCop posted:

Many guns (including the one I am wearing right now) have tritium night sights.

It's really no big deal.

I have a big tritium keychain and it is rad as hell, and really easy to find in the dark

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

Dillbag posted:

A co-worker was told a scary OSHA story by Guillermo Del Toro about filming Blade 2 in the Czech Republic. They stumbled across a bunch of what were described as "rad looking post-war era lamps" somewhere, bought them and set them up in the location (I think it was for the blood bank scene that opens the film). Half way through the day, the cast and crew's eyes started swelling and tearing up and no one could figure out what was going on so they shut down the set thinking they had a gas leak or an airborne contamination.

They called the western medical staff in but no one could figure out what was going on until a local Czech doctor showed up. He looked at the lamps and said something along the lines of "You stupid fuckers, do you know what these are? You know we used to be part of the Soviet Union, right? These are Soviet-made high-powered ultraviolet bacteria-killing lamps that they used to sterilize rooms and you're not supposed to be anywhere near the loving things when they're on. Go home, lay down and keep the lights low. We'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out if any of you are going to go blind".

No one went blind, but Del Toro said the top layer of skin (or whatever it is) on everyone's eyeballs peeled and flaked off during the night and it was really gross and terrifying.

Suddenly the little charging stand that uses a UVGI lamp to sanitize my toothbrush head seems way more awesome.

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

Ursa Adorandum

CollegeCop posted:

Many guns (including the one I am wearing right now) have tritium night sights.

It's really no big deal.

Tritium not a big deal, but the older radium watch dials were dangerous - particularly, to keep it OSHA for once, the workers who hand-painted the dials (the Radium Girls). They would, not having been told any better, use their lips and tongues to keep points on the brush-heads they were using, and subsequently developed radiation poisoning and necrosis of the jaw. Horrible stuff.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

CollegeCop posted:

Many guns (including the one I am wearing right now) have tritium night sights.

It's really no big deal.
Well yeah, to the end user its a barely appreciable amount of radiation even if you eat the thing. I don't think there's been any high profile errors in tritium handling, since I think even with acute ingestion a flush in service of first aid is kind of minor cause you're just trying to work water through your system. I think the EPA has some concerns about it ending up in municipal dumps because they are leaky as a sieve which can cause some unknowing chronic exposure, but I'd expect the heavy metals would get you first in all but the strangest of cases.

But radium paint is somewhat famous for easily avoidable chronic exposure.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Dillbag posted:

They called the western medical staff in but no one could figure out what was going on until a local Czech doctor showed up. He looked at the lamps and said something along the lines of "You stupid fuckers, do you know what these are? You know we used to be part of the Soviet Union, right? These are Soviet-made high-powered ultraviolet bacteria-killing lamps that they used to sterilize rooms and you're not supposed to be anywhere near the loving things when they're on. Go home, lay down and keep the lights low. We'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out if any of you are going to go blind".
Pussies. Every Soviet home had a UV light stashed somewhere.

zedprime posted:

But radium paint is somewhat famous for easily avoidable chronic exposure.
At least they weren't making matches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJQbsKPW30w&t=2068s

The_end
May 17, 2014
As a paramedic i went on a call for an explosion. The subject of our call had been attempting to fill a nitrous oxide tank for his car by heating the bigger tank with a blow torch. The patient was dead on arrival and the biggest piece of him was his head. There were body parts everywhere. A bit of small intestines was even hanging from the rafters of the garage.

Another time we get a call for one trapped in a shrimp boat at the pier. When we walk to where the person was supposed to be trapped. The guy had actually gotten his hair wrapped around the axle of the boats motor. It ripped his body apart leaving a twisted pile of body parts strewn about the engine room.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


SelenicMartian posted:

Pussies. Every Soviet home had a UV light stashed somewhere.

hell yeah




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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Its got the babushka seal of approval, what could go wrong

quote:

My work over the photon-guarantee for 24 years. There is always on guard our health, along with onions, garlic and oxolinic ointment.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

There were bigger ones you could use to cleanse an entire room of minor life forms.

Those things reek of ozone when they're on, it's hard not to identify them even after you go blind.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Dillbag posted:

No one went blind, but Del Toro said the top layer of skin (or whatever it is) on everyone's eyeballs peeled and flaked off during the night and it was really gross and terrifying.

This is a not-uncommon thing for welders - arc burn from looking at an active welding arc without a hood. I experienced it once in high school. It only takes once to be a whole lot more careful.

You wake up in the middle of the night because there's something in your eye. Wait, both eyes? Stumble to the bathroom, turn on the light to look and AHHH gently caress IT BURNS. But you can't see so... gently caress it, try the light again. FUKLSHKJFHDSHJFHKSD OW. Repeat a few times until you fully wake up and realize something is truly hosed. After that there's really nothing you can do but try to get back to sleep. I was fine in the morning but that was an unpleasant night. And that was from half a second of exposure. I can't imagine prolonged exposure like theirs was any more pleasant.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



CollegeCop posted:

Many guns (including the one I am wearing right now) have tritium night sights.

It's really no big deal.

Radiation directly outside a tritium vial is lower than background, because the vial/object will block some of the background. The electrons from tritium decay will be stopped by the vial itself.

Tritium vials work like CRTs. Electrons are released by decay or a particle accelerator, electrons hit a phosphor, phosphor glows a color. Electrons don't travel through things like glass or acrylic very well. So they're basically harmless to anything outside the container.


Radium also uses phosphor to glow, but isn't contained, and is a lot scarier.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Get a sphinthariscope and you can watch atoms decay one‐by‐one.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Had an RSO instructor once proudly tell the story of a day (maybe working for the NRC, I forget) and someone managed to swallow some tritium (tritiated water?) while on a government job so they had to buy beer on the super strict government dime to do a body flush. He was a wild one. Gotta love that OSHA beer.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

B!G_$W@NG@ posted:

Gotta love that OSHA beer.

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Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Is beer really the quickest way to make you piss? I mean presumably it was the quickest option available and they were on a timer, but is there a better diuretic you'd use if you had it on standby?

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