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Fat Shat Sings posted:can't that just be a natural consequence though instead of some kind of conspiracy? heres a link to a big pile of bad information: click here
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Uh oh out come the SJW cucks. Probably still upset the furry safespace thread is gone.
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Triggered posted:Uh oh out come the SJW cucks. Probably still upset the furry safespace thread is gone. This guy is loving LEGIT. AS. gently caress. Not taking any prisoners or pulling any punches. I wouldn't want to enter the online octagon with this motherfucker, that's for sure. 
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OMGVBFLOL posted:a wall of text whining about people calling out your lovely behavior, real fertile soil for comedy here  it's informational to try and explain the much talked about social justice slapfight that has existed here for a decade, in a thread with that same slapfight which has been discussing the general state of the forums for awhile now, this particular thread isn't exactly the height of comedy gold. if you are looking for comedy may i suggest the MMA thread, someone is legit defending crossfit and calling people who disagree fat. It's a pretty good own zone.
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smythe you are a good mod but i disagree with your diablo 2 builds so i'm going to ignore your takedown because I think my hammerdin build is better
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Smythe posted:This guy is loving LEGIT. AS. gently caress. Not taking any prisoners or pulling any punches. I wouldn't want to enter the online octagon with this motherfucker, that's for sure. Lol you got owned son.
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Triggered posted:Lol you got owned son. How so?
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ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE FIRST MOON LANDING Astronaut: Hello Aliens? Aliens: ayy lmao Astronaut: nice meme
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Smythe posted:How so? you responded in earnest to someone with the username Triggered who has made 247 posts in less than 2 weeks
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Lol there is some butt hurt in this thread. You guys just need to relax, just think happy thoughts.
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Putty posted:ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE FIRST MOON LANDING
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Triggered posted:Lol there is some butt hurt in this thread. You guys just need to relax, just think happy thoughts. we can't, we're triggered
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Somebody asked the mormons about magnets one too many times. Now, a lone keyboard warrior comes forth to venture into the hive of scum that is the something awful forums. He's striking the internet back where it hurts. in a dead gay comedy forum. Triggered: The Revenge. Fall 2016
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Triggered posted:Lol there is some butt hurt in this thread. You guys just need to relax, just think happy thoughts. 248
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SneakyFrog posted:Somebody asked the mormons about magnets one too many times. Now, a lone keyboard warrior comes forth to venture into the hive of scum that is the something awful forums. Would you like to learn about the church, I could have two representatives at your door tomorrow.
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Triggered posted:Would you like to learn about the church, I could have two representatives at your door tomorrow. nah its cool. I just like your trail of vengeance and helpful mormoning I'm chronicling it like a bard and stuff
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Triggered posted:Would you like to learn about the church, I could have two representatives at your door tomorrow. you must be the son bitch that sent that goddamn jahovas witness to my door at 730 this morning
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:you must be the son bitch that sent that goddamn jahovas witness to my door at 730 this morning If you just tell them you've been disfellowshipped they immediately leave since it means you used to be a JW and got kicked out of the religion answering the door naked and/or with a gun works just as well tho
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Invite them in and start watching porn
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Witnesses aint my fault man, I just control Mormon missionaries so dont try and pin that watchtower poo poo on me. I do like awake though, it explained why witnesses hate homos but they leave them alone politically so they are better than Mormons in that regard.
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AugmentedVision posted:Invite them in and start watching porn I had a pair of mormons give me their whole shpiel, completely unfazed by the joint I was smoking at the time, so they may be more resilient than you think
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drunk asian neighbor posted:I had a pair of mormons give me their whole shpiel, completely unfazed by the joint I was smoking at the time, so they may be more resilient than you think I've heard a variation on this idea (invite them in and start taking huge bong rips), am very disappointed it doesn't work
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I very much doubt they knew it was a joint. Utah Mormons dont know poo poo.
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Triggered posted:Witnesses aint my fault man, I just control Mormon missionaries so dont try and pin that watchtower poo poo on me. I do like awake though, it explained why witnesses hate homos but they leave them alone politically so they are better than Mormons in that regard. I think the deal is JWs aren't supposed to do anything politically, they don't even vote.
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Still better than Mormons.
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i dated a mormon chick one time, i shan't again
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Triggered posted:I very much doubt they knew it was a joint. Utah Mormons dont know poo poo. This was in the super-hipster part of Boston so I'm pretty sure they knew what it was. Also 3 people don't usually stand around passing a cigarette around between them.
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:we can't, we're triggered No, I'm pretty sure you're corn buddy.
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In my experience Mormon missionaries don't give a gently caress. Sometimes they're sheltered but they're not idiots.
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Seriously Utah Mormons dont know poo poo, one of my companions had never smelled marijuana before I told him what it was. One of them said he didnt know why there were homeless people in the city because deseret industries should be taking care of them. We were several thousand miles away from the nearest storehouse. Most of them are so sheltered they have never seen an r rated movie in their lives and im not joking.
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Is LDS still running that ad campaign that basically boils down to "we're normal people, really!"
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Sir_Charles posted:In my experience Mormon missionaries don't give a gently caress. Sometimes they're sheltered but they're not idiots. Yeah I've never really had an issue with them. The ones talking to us while we were smoking were basically like "ok, cool, have a nice day, thanks for listening!" when we told them we weren't interested, and I've chatted up a couple of them when they were walking in the same direction as me and they all seemed pretty chill. Less concerned with converting me and more concerned with portraying members of their religion as nice and reasonable human beings. Shocking, I know. Is there a reason they usually travel in pairs, though? Is it a safety thing, or so that they can help each other out/back each other up during conversations, or what?
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hmm guys *lowers binoculars* i think those reddits theyre goign to fire some highly dense old memes at us raise the barricades
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Ork of Fiction posted:No, I'm pretty sure you're corn buddy. *looks around all shifty-like*
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i was killed by a well-aimed doge macro tell my wife img]scumbagsteve.jpg[/img] i spent the life insurance money on smokes
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drunk asian neighbor posted:Yeah I've never really had an issue with them. The ones talking to us while we were smoking were basically like "ok, cool, have a nice day, thanks for listening!" when we told them we weren't interested, and I've chatted up a couple of them when they were walking in the same direction as me and they all seemed pretty chill. Less concerned with converting me and more concerned with portraying members of their religion as nice and reasonable human beings. Shocking, I know. They travel in pairs for security, stops you being accused about stuff (which still happens anyway) but the 99% reason is to make sure you are never alone by yourself so you cant do bad stuff. The only time you are alone as a missionary is when you piss, shower or poo poo.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Trans Person: "I just lost some weight" haha. I ignored the rest of your post because I agree you should be able to make fun of basically anything as long as the motivation isn't hateful, and yet I still found myself confused by the amount of time you spent writing all that out and I just got embarrassed for you and stopped reading.
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That Mormon guy got religion in my Reddit thread.
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The Wizard of Poz posted:haha. Why can't we hate?
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