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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DeimosRising posted:

I was all set to change my avatar because this one is insanely out of date on every level but now I'm not gonna.

Might I suggest a smaller version of

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

Might I suggest a smaller version of



It's a good look.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/NBCian/status/771874612061745152


As always cops are the biggest babies

Didn't San Francisco just fire a bunch of cops for being racist?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Teacher unions are getting hosed everywhere, but cop unions get to pretend they're going to get lynched and threaten city mayors and be general pieces of poo poo with no repercussions.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
cops are thin-skinned and insecure

sky blue, water wet

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCian/status/771874612061745152


As always cops are the biggest babies

Didn't San Francisco just fire a bunch of cops for being racist?

lmao cops are intensely stupid and worthless

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Haha why would the Santa Clara cops care about the San Francisco 49ers? Uhhhh not even the right city assholes... lmao...

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
anything that pisses off old white people and whiny cops is good, cool

thus, kaep is good, cool

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCian/status/771874612061745152


As always cops are the biggest babies

Didn't San Francisco just fire a bunch of cops for being racist?

Jesus loving Christ

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
It's frustrating how if anyone else said they weren't going to do their job, people would be up in arms about said person being a freeloader or mooch on society. But when a cop says h won't do his job well it must be for the right reason.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
love to be a cop and threaten people into silence when they disagree with me

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Poonerman posted:

love to be a cop and threaten people into silence when they disagree with me

I believe that's called "resisting arrest".:cop:

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Cavauro posted:

did anyone else cry from doug baldwins tweets. By the way i hope colin joins the bullet club. That's all my thoughts on this matter, be safe

Here I'll stop your problem

https://twitter.com/jodi_mae/status/771854245528076288

Also are Santa Clara cops afraid of being assaulted with tofurkey dogs at games or something

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Parmesan Basil posted:

lmao cops are intensely stupid and worthless

Until you need them lmao

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

cravius posted:

Until you need them lmao

That one therapist dude needed cops, got a bullet in him instead. Stellar work from our people in blue.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Probably Magic posted:

That one therapist dude needed cops, got a bullet in him instead. Stellar work from our people in blue.

Statistically you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than killed by a cop

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Probably Magic posted:

That one therapist dude needed cops, got a bullet in him instead. Stellar work from our people in blue.

Come on man you say that like we don't hear about 30 people a year who have their houses burned down by fire fighters

cravius posted:

Statistically you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than killed by a cop

This is some hilarious poo poo unless you believe in the almighty Zeus who is actively targeting people with lightning bolts

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Statistically you have a better shot at God descending to help you than the police.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



cravius posted:

Statistically you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than killed by a cop

No, no, deaths of cops is lower then deaths from lightning strikes per year.

Somewhere between 10 xand 20x as many people are killed by cops in the US as die by lightning strike. Records are a bit funky because cops sure do lie an awful lot about that sort of thing.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

CharlestheHammer posted:

Statistically you have a better shot at God descending to help you than the police.

Just lol if you believe this

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Kalli posted:

No, no, deaths of cops is lower then deaths from lightning strikes per year.

Somewhere between 10 xand 20x as many people are killed by cops in the US as die by lightning strike. Records are a bit funky because cops sure do lie an awful lot about that sort of thing.

I didn't say killed I said struck

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

No, no, deaths of cops is lower then deaths from lightning strikes per year.

I was like...I thought I saw something about this but...

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

cravius posted:

I didn't say killed I said struck

So why dont you compare struck by cops to struck by lightning?

Also FYI lightning can't control whether or not it strikes someone. Shockingly enough (heh) cops can

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Jodi Berndt so badly wanted to tweet the n-word

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



cravius posted:

I didn't say killed I said struck

Okay, so it's still somewhere between equal and twice as many people are killed by cops then struck by lightning.

Grittybeard posted:

I was like...I thought I saw something about this but...

50 people per year die from lightning strikes in the US and 10% of lightning strikes are fatal.

Cop deaths have been sub 50 per year for quite awhile.

Cops so far have killed at least 730 people this year in the US.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

cravius posted:

Statistically you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than killed by a cop

Oh, does lighting disproportionately strike black people too? Hmmm, good comp.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

v2vian man posted:

Jesus loving Christ

Don't be surprised. Cops threaten to stop policing every time someone famous says anything negative about the job they're doing.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
Police union officials are somehow the most jackass people in the world. See Minnesota Lynx or anything to do with the NYPD.

Also is the Santa Clara PD stuff the union saying their off-duty cops won't work Niners games (which while tone deaf is understandable) or that the PD literally won't do their job and cover a massive sporting event?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Andy Dalton Joins Hamas

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Andy Dalton Joins Hamas

What comes first: Bengals playoff win or a two-state solution?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Adun posted:

Here I'll stop your problem

https://twitter.com/jodi_mae/status/771854245528076288

Also are Santa Clara cops afraid of being assaulted with tofurkey dogs at games or something

They just really enjoy their police brutality, and were probably inspired by Kaepernick to stand up for what they believe in.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

cravius posted:

Statistically you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than killed by a cop

Gonna back that up, or did you quickly realize how full of poo poo you are and have to back peddle like the Saints secondary?

edit: People should just auto-reply to Cravius with this any time he posts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zIYzSN3jGM

swickles fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Sep 3, 2016

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

cravius posted:

Statistically you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than killed by a cop

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
it's cool how upset white people get about reality being brought to their attention

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
in related news, the Santa Clara police department has also sent a letter to the local television stations stating that there will be repercussions if weathermen continue making statements about it raining next weekend

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

cravius posted:

Statistically you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than killed by a cop

Only because lightning doesn't care that I'm white.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Statistically you ha-*shoots diarrhea into seat of pants*

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCian/status/771874612061745152


As always cops are the biggest babies

Didn't San Francisco just fire a bunch of cops for being racist?

To Serve and Protect... people who don't hurt our widdle baby feewings

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

swickles posted:

Gonna back that up, or did you quickly realize how full of poo poo you are and have to back peddle like the Saints secondary?

edit: People should just auto-reply to Cravius with this any time he posts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zIYzSN3jGM

The average number of people struck by lightning per year is ~500 according to NOAA.

The numbers I've seen for police killings over the past decade averages slightly less than that. I agree that record keeping as to the latter can be improved.

Lugnut Seatcushion fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Sep 3, 2016

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sam bradford lmao posted:

Statistically you ha-*shoots diarrhea into seat of pants*

you're right, i did ha @ that funny business. i love diarrhea

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