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Oh. I am a fat, balding 48 year old, but 13 year old girls are my spirit animal.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 01:10 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 17:22 |
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Well thats a gently caress of a way to start a new page.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:22 |
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Captain Swing could destroy an entire loom with one swing of his sledge hammer!
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:57 |
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I am a sort of normal-weight but formerly slender balding 41-year-old... but a fat, balding 48-year-old is my spirit animal.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 08:09 |
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18/f/fl :bigtran:
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:21 |
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I'm ok with any voice communications except discord. It's horrible at sound control and can go gently caress itself. It's wonderful for large chat rooms ala IRC.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 20:24 |
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Any of you jagoffs want Freeman? $5 salary. Hell, rookies in the second round will be more expensive.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 00:46 |
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Leperflesh posted:
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 01:43 |
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Cant spend a $5 great dude for a $55 suspended dude. Sorry. I would take 2 mid-tier, some picks, something...
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 01:44 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Any of you jagoffs want Freeman? $5 salary. Yes yes I would
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 01:45 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Cant spend a $5 great dude for a $55 suspended dude. Yeah that's fine, look over my roster and make me an offer. My main issue is being close to the cap, though, so getting rid of expensive RBs in favor of cheaper RBs is a higher priority than just accumulating RBs. But I'd totally trade you picks for Freeman, if you like?
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 01:52 |
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I am apparently cheap in FF as well as IRL. I see a dude I want and go 'Holy poo poo, $34? gently caress that.' Let me look in the morn when I am sober and can look up dudes.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 02:05 |
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Our league has 22 players with salaries of $34 and over (including four free agents), which means there's 18 owned, or an average of 1.5 such players per team right now. e. the Second Round Kickers have the highest paid player (Antonio Brown), the third-highest paid player (Gronk), and a third player over $34 (DeAndre Hopkins, at $39). And yet, that team still has $50 of cap space. Of course, they also have seven more slots to fill, not including IR and practice squad. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Sep 3, 2016 |
# ? Sep 3, 2016 03:16 |
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22 out of uhhh... 460?
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 03:28 |
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Excited for draft tomorrow. Sadly no voice chat for me, I was switched to a closing shift so will be at work until 830 pacific, so...yay for phone drafting via app!
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 04:20 |
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Leperflesh posted:Our league has 22 players with salaries of $34 and over (including four free agents), which means there's 18 owned, or an average of 1.5 such players per team right now. Yeah its great! I have no RBs and my QBs consist of Old Man Palmer and Don't Care Cutler, but those three players will keep me alive. I hope. Maybe. Also I don't own a mic so no voice chat for me either.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 06:04 |
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No voice chat for me either. Sleeping (hopefully) baby and the Gator game.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 12:09 |
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OK well, no big deal. Are we actually ready to draft? MFL emailed me with this very important message that I pass along to you, without bothering to add back in all the links that it contained quote:I Paid What For Who? MyFantasyLeague.com: Essential Instructions Regarding Your Upcoming Live Draft I'm pretty sure I did all the things already. The important bit is what I said earlier that you really need to pay attention to if you don't want to basically autodraft despite being right there and ready to draft: quote:The "pre-draft" feature on the site was designed mainly for long-running email-type drafts, but at times it can be helpful for live drafts, too. The most important thing to understand about this feature is the following:
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:26 |
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I started drinking at 11. I should be prime in 10 hours. So yeah, I am good to go.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:38 |
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Leperflesh posted:I'm pretty sure I did all the things already. The important bit is what I said earlier that you really need to pay attention to if you don't want to basically autodraft despite being right there and ready to draft: I'm assuming the list you make in the Live Draft Room doesn't have the same effect. I have a long list there that would be pretty bad as an autodraft list. I gotta take a nap before I can start drinking - I only slept three hours before I went to work at 4 this morning. Last year during the draft I think I wrecked myself with G&Ts...I'll probably stick to beer this time.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:53 |
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I did not make that list in the live draft room - that's MFL's thing. What each owner probably wants to do is populate their "my draft list": quote:The "My Draft List " feature allows owners to set up a personal draft list for picks, without automatically having those picks made as soon as the team is on the clock. It should be thought of as more of a personally-defined draft guide.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 18:04 |
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It bears repeating that MFL does not know how to implement our drafted player salaries. A commissioner (probably me) will have to manually enter the correct salary for every player drafted. MFL also "remembers" the salary for players that were previously on a team, but subsequently dropped. So, don't be thrown by that. For example, Matt Forte currently shows a salary of $39. His actual salary is $0, and if someone draft him, it'll be - manually, possibly after the draft - set to whatever his draft position is, as follows: quote:The first four picks in the first round are paid $20 I also found another case where I previously said something incorrect about our rules, so I want to clarify: quote:7.5 Non-rookie free agents may not be placed on a Taxi Squad. quote:9.3 Non-rookies (veterans) traded onto a team or picked up off of free agency cannot be placed on a taxi squad. Rookies, as defined by the NFL, are eligible for the squad. Non-rookies are not, even if they have never been played by a team. So this: Leperflesh posted:So any player that missed all of last year would qualify to be on a taxi squad this year, including long-time NFL veterans who simply weren't startable last year. Is just plain wrong. I'm sorry, Epi Lepi! I really need to actually refer back to the rules before answering rules questions. Yeesh.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 18:16 |
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I am just clearing any and all draft lists before the draft. No use taking a chance.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 18:24 |
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gently caress you Forsett. Dibs on whatever FA RB there is. Stamped it, no erasies.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 21:35 |
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my RB situation is still worse e: actually maybe not lol Stevie Lee fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Sep 3, 2016 |
# ? Sep 3, 2016 22:15 |
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Stevie Lee posted:my RB situation is still worse gently caress. loving gently caress.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 22:32 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:gently caress. loving gently caress. Want to trade for Latavius Murray? Also looking at the MFL draft page it appears there is a voice/video chat built into the interface? Anyone with experience with this at all?
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 23:46 |
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What are the chances Zeke falls to 4?
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 23:54 |
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Spermy Smurf, I'll trade you Tim Hightower for Brandon LaFell. You need the RB backup, and that clears a little more cap space for me.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 23:58 |
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Fuckin done. Edit: wait whats hightower cost? 6? Edit2: 9$ ? gently caress it, i dont even have 2 rbs to start week 1... Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Sep 4, 2016 |
# ? Sep 4, 2016 00:00 |
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Javorius Allen is available if there's any interest, need a TE
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 00:08 |
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Whatcha want? I cant even field two starting running backs yet.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 00:14 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Whatcha want? I cant even field two starting running backs yet. total newb
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 00:21 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Whatcha want? I cant even field two starting running backs yet. I really need a TE, sent offer for old man Whitten, but if you have a better idea I'm open
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 00:27 |
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Dont think I can do that, Witten is my starting TE. Allen is what? 3rd in depth? Dixon and someone ahead? On a side note, all out of whiskey, so I swapped to brandy.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 00:44 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Dont think I can do that, Witten is my starting TE. He's the passing downs back for sure, and I figured at least a timeshare. He was pretty good at a lot of times last year. It's all good though, I'm fairly comfortable with my team really just not looking for much beyond TE & maybe QB
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:03 |
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I'm so excited to see if any startable RBs slip to me at 11. Cause I do not have faith in Blount or Spencer Ware for an entire season. I mean, with Gronk, AB84 and Nuk I think I can survive but who knows.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:49 |
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We survived another draft (mostly)! Huzzah! Good luck everyone (except the weeks you play me)!
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:44 |
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I submit a petition to allow Dante Fowler to count as a rookie since he never even saw preseason last year (so I can gain a competitive advantage) sign here please: _____________________ _____________________ _____________________ _____________________ _____________________ _____________________ _____________________ _____________________
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:48 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 17:22 |
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So, that could have gone more smoothly, but once I figured out how to enable a timer, it sort of went OK! Please nobody make any roster moves until I've had a chance to get all the drafted players' salaries put in. Once I do that, we'll be open for the next waiver period. I will create one to start as soon as I'm done, which will run on Wednesday at 11 AM eastern, per the regular season schedule. From then on, waivers will run every wednesday and saturday. As with last year, you have a $100 FAAB budget, which the site will keep track of so I don't have to. Now is also a good time to verify that nothing is hosed up... like, you have the players you drafted, etc. We will also find out shortly whether anyone accidentally busted their cap!
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