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Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

FilthyImp posted:

Yet another reason the Bajorans should have been left to the dumps. They elected Joe Lieberman as their holiest leader.

Can you imagine the amount of hate the actress who played Wynn would get on social media if the show was airing today?

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Trast posted:

Can you imagine the amount of hate the actress who played Wynn would get on social media if the show was airing today?

If the show was airing today we'd never see Wynn again once Bareil made it on screen because people would be feverishly slash-shipping him deep inside anything with collar pips.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


everyone would catch a ton of poo poo for hating kai winn because she is literally space hillary clinton and lots of centrists would do some crazy fuckin' backflip contortions to make people out as misogynists for hating a villain character i bet. im glad ds9 is protected by nostalgia pretty much except those weirdos who can't accept that keiko was horrible

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
miles I'ma gonna go study botany on the planet in the jungle with other men, I won't see you for 6 months even though we have instant teleportation technology byeeeeeeee


:smith:

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
"Miles I'm pregnant"

"But you've been gone?"

:gowron:

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

hemophilia posted:

everyone would catch a ton of poo poo for hating kai winn because she is literally space hillary clinton and lots of centrists would do some crazy fuckin' backflip contortions to make people out as misogynists for hating a villain character i bet. im glad ds9 is protected by nostalgia pretty much except those weirdos who can't accept that keiko was horrible

Keiko was actually the worst villain in the entirety of trek canon because even Shinzon, Dukat, The Borg, The Crystalline entity, Lore, The Romulans, The Founders are all given characterization where they have moments when you can relate to them. Humor, Sadness, Pity, Sympathy whatever.

Keiko is just constantly loving yelling, aggravated and outraged. I wanted to say it was the poor writing of DS9 but I watched TNG's "Data's Day" last night and Keiko spends the entire episode flip flopping on if she is going to have a wedding and berating O'Brien and Data. Even emotionless Data takes offense and has to ask everyone why she is being such a loving rear end in a top hat.

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
Data can go suck a robo dick, why dont you put some color in your iris you human loving freak.

He could kill the crew of the enterprise and become a god amongst a lower species, instead he decides to wallow in mediocrity.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


she was for sure terribly poorly awfully written, and there was no reason for it, but that doesn't make it wrong to still just dislike every scene she's in

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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watched the episode where o'brien accidentally triggers a cardassian security program and it just gets worse and worse as the episode goes on until finally the entire ops crew plus garak plus dukat (who showed up to taunt everyone but when he tried to beam out invalidated all his own security codes) are all standing there trying to figure out a way to make sure the station doesn't blow itself up

that was a fun episode even tho it ended pretty anticlimactically. i liked that dukat showed up trying to own everyone but then self-owned and had to help everyone work out a solution to the problem of the week

otoh i also watched "meridian" where dax falls in love with some dimension-shifting alien on a planet somewhere and wants to live with him forever but cant because of technobabbly

boy that one was a stinker. the only thing i liked about it was the subplot where quark is trying to get kira's scan so he can make her star in a holo-porno but that was only like 10 minutes of the episode tops

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

hemophilia posted:

everyone would catch a ton of poo poo for hating kai winn because she is literally space hillary clinton and lots of centrists would do some crazy fuckin' backflip contortions to make people out as misogynists for hating a villain character i bet.



Ok.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


spell your point out so maybe you'll be ashamed at how stupid it is

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

hemophilia posted:

spell your point out so maybe you'll be ashamed at how stupid it is

You are a loving awful poster that tries to turn every single thing into a D&D thread

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

hemophilia posted:

spell your point out so maybe you'll be ashamed at how stupid it is

I see other people thought you were a piece of poo poo long before I did.

Huh. I don't feel ashamed of that.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
All o fyou stop fighting its disrespecting gene's vision :qq::

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
when they came for the niceguy thread i said nothing

when they came for the reddit mock thread i joined them in melting down

when they came for the star trek voyager thread there was no one left to say anything

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
If we can't save the Star Trek thread we will avenge it!

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

The line must be drawn here! This far no further!

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fojar38 posted:

the subplot where quark is trying to get kira's scan so he can make her star in a holo-porno but that was only like 10 minutes of the episode tops

that's jeffrey combs' first trek role :cool:

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Tectonis posted:

The line must be drawn here! This far no further!

And I...will make them PAY! for what they've done.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
I'd like someone to photoshop Rom and Nog into the I Am Sam movie poster

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

No new posts in the STAR TREK: VOYAGER thread on a Friday night. Are you all too busy watching Dark Matter?

I was talking with a friend about media we like and she pointed out I actually just like schlock and I can't say that's an unfair assessment.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tectonis posted:

No new posts in the STAR TREK: VOYAGER thread on a Friday night. Are you all too busy watching Dark Matter?

I just watched the episode of TOS with the Horta. That's some good Star Trek

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Met posted:

I see other people thought you were a piece of poo poo long before I did.

Huh. I don't feel ashamed of that.

Hard to respect anyone who thinks hating poo poo politicians makes one a piece of poo poo you partisan tard.

Its you. Youre the rear end in a top hat i was talking about isnt it? Youd be having a tenth level meltdown over kai winn hate if ds9 was still airing.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
Good Topics: The overwhelming 90s hair in TNG
Bad Topics: Some idiot bitch slapfight over politics

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

hemophilia posted:

Hard to respect anyone who thinks hating poo poo politicians makes one a piece of poo poo you partisan tard.

Its you. Youre the rear end in a top hat i was talking about isnt it? Youd be having a tenth level meltdown over kai winn hate if ds9 was still airing.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

god I love Generations, even with all the dumb bits

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Big Mean Jerk posted:

god I love Generations, even with all the dumb bits

I saw a review of Generations that pointed out that some characters wear TNG uniforms, and some characters wear DS9 uniforms, and now I can't enjoy watching it,

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Did they forget to put makeup on Spiners hand?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Apollodorus posted:

And I...will make them PAY! for what they've done.

Apollodorus, blow up lock the drat thread!

Seriously though, that was a drat fine scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3RNsZvdYZQ

The second "nooooo!" was a little gratuitous, but hey, gotta have that smashing of the glass case with the Ent-D getting broke. Because SYMBOLISM.

Also, 1701-C is the best looking Enterprise, fight me if you dare:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

DrBouvenstein posted:

Apollodorus, blow up lock the drat thread!

Seriously though, that was a drat fine scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3RNsZvdYZQ

The second "nooooo!" was a little gratuitous, but hey, gotta have that smashing of the glass case with the Ent-D getting broke. Because SYMBOLISM.

Also, 1701-C is the best looking Enterprise, fight me if you dare:

Didn't they make a individuality virus that would've destroyed the collective? Why didn't they just use that? They were in the past, the Borg on the Enterprise didn't have access to the rest of the collective, as established by how they had to use the deflector dish to contact other Borg, so it wouldn't have been a Borg genocide like if they used it in the future.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
hemophilia stfu lol. or ill freakin photon torpedo your balls off and transport an anvil into your drat rear end

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Smythe posted:

transport an anvil into your drat rear end

hahaha holy poo poo

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Guy Goodbody posted:

I saw a review of Generations that pointed out that some characters wear TNG uniforms, and some characters wear DS9 uniforms, and now I can't enjoy watching it,

It's not just that, they literally switch uniforms between scenes. And sometimes even in the same scene when they splice together different takes. It is baffling watching Picard's uniform colors switch places every few seconds.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Captain I'm losing pattern cohesion.

Dammit Kim, widen the anal confinement beam. We've got to get that anvil up that man's rear end!

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
Barclay: A probe hit my brain with electricity, I have an IQ of 1400 and am working on grand re-unification theory with technology and knowledge that makes The Federation look like cavemen
Everyone: Neat! Don't forget that you increased the shields by 300% somehow in about four button presses. How about designing weaponry to fight the borg or improve everyones lives?
Barclay: Nah I'm gonna mack on Troi
Everyone: I kinda think you could save trillions of lives with your knowl
Barclay: Haha I'm dumb again

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Barclay used conventional warp tech to jump us to the center of the galaxy instantaneously.

Now did anyone write down how he did it?

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
i just started watching ds9. that's all i have to say.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
First time?

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Met posted:

First time?

yes

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