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Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Hey everyone, what's Mike Pence up to these days?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Still not enough for a Trump victory, though.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:21

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# ? May 20, 2024 19:54

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Montasque posted:

To be fair... Since the sucker punch most of the violence has been targeted towards Trump supporters.

I was really worried that anti-Trump protesters would attack the wrong dude and we would have a 'stand your ground' moment where someone was killed over this bullshit. So far that has not happened, and as the summer dies this becomes less and less likely.

lol sweet summer child

we haven't even gotten to the first debate yet

we aren't anywhere near the level of partisan hostility possible yet and there's literally a Clinton in the situation so the GOP will always have more insane with rage to go

they are starting from "lock her up" as their baseline level of rage lmao at the notion that the odds of completely animal levels of violent escalation are somehow going down from here as they start to realize that when you are literally polling at 0% with black people you have hosed up and not in a way that a p i v o t can fix

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:23

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Livefeed for Young Turks protest outside Detroit church

https://www.facebook.com/TheYoungTurks/videos/10153896693349205/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:26

Freaking Crumbum: Apr 17, 2003; Too fuck to drunk

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Just in case anyone didn't see it

CNN interview of pastor Mark Burns is one of the greatest pieces of television from this election. You see the moment he realizes he has hosed up majorly

https://youtu.be/rbIGBCcfKZg

i cannot loving stand how all of his surrogates immediately retreat into their "THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO DESTROY ME/TRUMP/FREEDOM" shell as soon as anyone speaking to them presses any kind of issue or statement they or TRUMP has made without letting them just weasel out.

this one was especially hilarious because you could see the gears in his head grinding into panic mode and he starts sputtering on a few different excuses before he switches into the comfortable MEDIA = DEVIL denial.

"well uh maybe that picture has been altered or maybe the website was hacked or uh actually i never agreed to be on the record when we sat down i said 'this isn't on the record double-no-take-backs' uh you see the thing is WAIT I GOT IT THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO DESTROY ME BECAUSE TRUMP IS WINNING TOO MUCH!"

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:28

The Larch: Jan 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

crazy cloud posted:

lol sweet summer child

we haven't even gotten to the first debate yet

we aren't anywhere near the level of partisan hostility possible yet and there's literally a Clinton in the situation so the GOP will always have more insane with rage to go

they are starting from "lock her up" as their baseline level of rage lmao at the notion that the odds of completely animal levels of violent escalation are somehow going down from here as they start to realize that when you are literally polling at 0% with black people you have hosed up and not in a way that a p i v o t can fix

Worse than 0%. NaN.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:28

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

homeless poster posted:

i cannot loving stand how all of his surrogates immediately retreat into their "THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO DESTROY ME/TRUMP/FREEDOM" shell as soon as anyone speaking to them presses any kind of issue or statement they or TRUMP has made without letting them just weasel out.

this one was especially hilarious because you could see the gears in his head grinding into panic mode and he starts sputtering on a few different excuses before he switches into the comfortable MEDIA = DEVIL denial.

"well uh maybe that picture has been altered or maybe the website was hacked or uh actually i never agreed to be on the record when we sat down i said 'this isn't on the record double-no-take-backs' uh you see the thing is WAIT I GOT IT THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO DESTROY ME BECAUSE TRUMP IS WINNING TOO MUCH!"

It's very gross and lazy, I agree. He also played the race card in his official statement too which is just special. Name me a Trump surrogate who hasn't been torn apart.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:39

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

The Larch posted:

Worse than 0%. NaN.

black people are smarter than white people and now we have mathematical proof

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:39

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Taco trucks on every corner
Lesbian porn in every inbox

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:40

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Is Trump speaking or just attending?

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:41

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

JHomer722 posted:

Is Trump speaking or just attending?

Nobody knows. Seriously. All we know is he's doing an interview which may or may not still be 100% scripted.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:43

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

crazy cloud posted:

Clinton 2016: ~~I'm With Her~~ Hot Sauce n Tittays

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:44

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

crazy cloud posted:

lol sweet summer child

we haven't even gotten to the first debate yet

we aren't anywhere near the level of partisan hostility possible yet and there's literally a Clinton in the situation so the GOP will always have more insane with rage to go

they are starting from "lock her up" as their baseline level of rage lmao at the notion that the odds of completely animal levels of violent escalation are somehow going down from here as they start to realize that when you are literally polling at 0% with black people you have hosed up and not in a way that a p i v o t can fix

You could be right, hell, Trump may pull another Chicago like stunt to drive up white fear.

I think you're wrong about Republicans... Like our beloved Boosted, most of these people are all talk no action. Instead of taking action they will write out their Turner Diary like fantasies out in FNC comment sections, twitter, and freep. The people you need to really worry about are lone wolf Alt-Righters. I think 'terrorism' from this group is something that we will see in the future.

Also please don't call people "summer child'. It's creepy.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:46

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Nobody knows. Seriously. All we know is he's doing an interview which may or may not still be 100% scripted.

lol this loving election

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:46

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lol he's speaking

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:46

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

aww prewritten speech

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:47

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Reading directly from paper

Not even notes, just reading word for word

I can feel the sincerity

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:48

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Trump just called the black church "the conscience of America."

/pol/ on suicide watch.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:48

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Oh boy oh boy oh boy
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/772098180955725824

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:48

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

This is like a bizzaro world version of OJ's visits to black churches

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:49

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

aww prewritten speech

Unscripted Trump is never happening again.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:49

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

introducing omarosa before carson lol

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:50

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Montasque posted:

You could be right, hell, Trump may pull another Chicago like stunt to drive up white fear.

I think you're wrong about Republicans... Like our beloved Boosted, most of these people are all talk no action. Instead of taking action they will write out their Turner Diary like fantasies out in FNC comment sections, twitter, and freep. The people you need to really worry about are lone wolf Alt-Righters. I think 'terrorism' from this group is something that we will see in the future.

Also please don't call people "summer child'. It's creepy.

it is a lovely game of thrones meme to contextualize the rest of the post as also being pure garbage but feedback noted

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:50

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

man i want to see the reaction of his campaign staff while he just went off script for a bit

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:52

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Trump sounds like a third-grader reading from a textbook he doesn't understand

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:52

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Lincoln was the first loving Republican president you dolt

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:53

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Trump's original plan was to unite working class white and black voters against Hispanics immigrants.

Well he got the first group.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:54

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

so how long until trump does something to gently caress up the media feting him for not making GBS threads his pants at this event? 3, 4 hours?

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:56

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Isn't this just a straight-up campaign speech at a church now?

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:57

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

i think the pic came out weird, he looks fairly normal irl and is actually p handsome for a member of congress

also nothing wrong at all with big hands

wikipedia doesn't have him ever serving in the military, was he part of the global response staff?

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:57

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Raskolnikov38 posted:

so how long until trump does something to gently caress up the media feting him for not making GBS threads his pants at this event? 3, 4 hours?

The media already wrote the headlines "Trump outreach: Too little too late"

Only FNC and the right wing media will cover this as a net positive, instead of a wash.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:57

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

FIRST JOHN

someone told him to fix that, so good for him

# ? Sep 3, 2016 16:58

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:02

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Now that's how you pander!

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:03

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

GobiasIndustries posted:

Now that's how you pander!

It was the best, just the best.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:04

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Montasque posted:

I have to admit, this stuff worries me some. Trump seems to have learned to stay on script even though he hates it, as long as he gets a rally as a treat later. And by that point the news is all 'Had meeting with a mexican official' or whatever and so no-one covers the rally much.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:05

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

The gently caress is a prayer shawl? Isn't that some kind of Jewish thing?

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:06

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Just in case anyone didn't see it

CNN interview of pastor Mark Burns is one of the greatest pieces of television from this election. You see the moment he realizes he has hosed up majorly

https://youtu.be/rbIGBCcfKZg

Where's the point in the video where he fucks up?

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:07

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

breaklaw posted:

The gently caress is a prayer shawl? Isn't that some kind of Jewish thing?

It allows him to absorb energy from their prayers. Also protects against the great satin Hillary.

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:08

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

iospace posted:

Where's the point in the video where he fucks up?

when he sat down for the interview

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:10

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/772043579120287749

# ? Sep 3, 2016 17:10

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