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shovelbum posted:Lol what episode is this Martoks wife hates Jadzia, so Jadzia gets drunk and fucks some Hawaiian guy.
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Triggered posted:When they separate the saucer how did it receive power? Warp cores on the fat bit right, how did the saucer section manage to power impulse engines, weapons and Shields? batteries
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corn in the bible posted:batteries Part of saucer separation they never showed for budget reasons was hundreds of ensigns loading thousands of D-cells into the saucer like a big boombox.
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cheerfullydrab posted:Part of saucer separation they never showed for budget reasons was hundreds of ensigns loading thousands of D-cells into the saucer like a big boombox.
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I'm pretty sure the impulse drive are fusion reactors (other than whatever bullshit backup is in the tech manual) so that's why they are always "rerouting impulse power to LT Worfs Toilet" or whatever, so the saucer gets 2/3rds of the engines in the split and can putt around.
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cheerfullydrab posted:Part of saucer separation they never showed for budget reasons was hundreds of ensigns loading thousands of D-cells into the saucer like a big boombox. So that's why it's the Enterprise-D.
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Triggered posted:When they separate the saucer how did it receive power? Warp cores on the fat bit right, how did the saucer section manage to power impulse engines, weapons and Shields? There's a bunch of galley slaves chained to oars down on deck 17.
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USS Boombox defuses tense standoffs with the Romulans by displaying some sweet visualizations on its tiny center-mounted LED screen.
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cheerfullydrab posted:USS Boombox defuses tense standoffs with the Romulans by displaying some sweet visualizations on its tiny center-mounted LED screen. USS Boombox halts the escalation of a dangerous Klingon civil war between great houses by offering to dub enough opera cassettes for everyone.
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Divert power to the bass Romulans look unimpressed More power to the treble Romulans still look unimpressed Raise volume and modulate the track frequency Romulans becoming angry Continual skipping between tracks, divert life support to speakers Romulans start nodding their heads
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shadow puppet of a posted:That episode where the brittle plastic moulded cover flap broke was a nail biter. I actually preferred the episode that revisited the premise, and Wesley had replaced the batteries but not put the little bit of ribbon under them. It looked like they were doomed until Troi returned from her vacation and was able to get the old batteries out with her fingernails and replace them just in time to get the replicators online for Picard's afternoon tea. B plot was weird, just Data and LaForge sitting at the top of engineering, throwing stones into the warp core and talking about regrettable sexual encounters.
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Tragically, USS Boombox was lost with all hands on a bus in San Francisco, thanks to a Vulcan neck pinch.
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My favorite episode was when USS Boombox found Scotty trapped in a record on a giant record player. Took them a while to figure out what it was and how to play it. Geordi, replicate me more aux cables.
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cheerfullydrab posted:Geordi, replicate me more aux cables. Geordi: Alright Data, I've got specifications on which aux cables we need, get them replicated. Data: .....Geordi. The Auxiliary cables outlined in your specifications are constructed of materials that would not seem to conform to any known, useful auxiliary cable configuration. Furthermore, they seem to be referenced many times in the past as being sold to gullible consumers in the 21st century while no technological or scientific method has ever proven that vibration crystals, wood block holders or golden weave have any impact on audio fidelity. Geordi: Data you really don't understand humans do you Data: If the goal of humanity is to waste their time with things that do not work, needlessly complicating a situation then no Geordi, I do not Geordi: 
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move the dilithium crystals nearer to the cable i still hear some interference take this green marker and color the rim of our saucer
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Triggered posted:Haha how is martok going to be useful in combat, dudes only got one eye. I imagine depth perception is important when fighting with a batleth. He gets 5/10. He probably has a redundant eye like the rest of his organs.
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The ridges function like lateral lines on a fish. Sometimes children make forehead ridge casts for their parents.
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Lieutenant, flood the anti-matter chambers with charged anti-protons. It has a warmer sound.
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MrSlam posted:Lieutenant, flood the anti-matter chambers with charged anti-protons. It has a warmer sound. Lieutenant, replace the anti-matter chamber with this wooden one I bought for 10000 strips of latninum. It is tolerance balanced to 0.00001 degrees and is gallium plated to reduce any external audio interference.
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If we can use Geordi's visor to flood the warp core with anti-tachyon particles, it just might cause a subspace distortion that will make this the best remix ever! *the ship flies through a nebula while a loving awful version of Sandstorm blares
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lol just watched that empok nor episode where garak gets wet and kills a whole away team and takes nog hostage and finally gets technowned by the hero of setlek 3, chief miles "from smiles" obrien the end is so funny. garak: i almost died obrien: yeah bc i was trying to kill you. anyway there's gonna be an inquest garak: yeah i heard  can you tell the families of my victims that im sorry? id do it in person but...obrien: got u fam. EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS RICK BERMAN IRA STEVEN BEHR
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Divert power to the bass http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j3ff_star-trek-le-rogertroutman_creation
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The impulse engines are fusion rockets with antimatter afterburners and a subspace driver coil that accelerates the exhaust to superluminal velocity for a specific impulse of a zillion the impulse engine fusion reactors are also what they just vaguely call "secondary power" on the shows, they provide enough power for shields, weapons, and basically everything except the warp drive itself
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Fat Shat Sings posted:My TNG Rewatch Look at this wrong opinion
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i would rather watch a Wesley episode than a lwaxana troi episode
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angerbeet posted:Look at this wrong opinion what the gently caress WHAT THE gently caress
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Fat Shat Sings posted:i would rather watch a Wesley episode than a lwaxana troi episode He's in Dark Matter now as a smug mega-corporation CEO.
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just to be clear, I'm shocked at someone defending Lwaxana episodes, not vise versa
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etalian posted:He's in Dark Matter now as a smug mega-corporation CEO. See Also: Eureka, where he was a smug rear end in a top hat that was hitting on Felicia Day I'd rather watch wesley crusher suck the prune juice shits out of worfs rear end in a top hat during a klingon vision quest than subject myself to 44 minutes of a shrieking unfunny comedy relief diva
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Lwaxana is clearly the best character in all of Star Trek though I mean it's just an objective judgement
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Courtesy of The Worst Things For Sale https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01IPYNBKI/ref=?tag=natdee-20
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Lwaxana seemed awful in TNG, the stupid annoying mother that comes and visits, but even then you end up realizing it's her daughter that's way more awful. But then in DS9 they flesh her out a bit and you mostly just feel sorry for her because she's a desperately lonely person who lost the one husband she loved and her daughter turned out to be a cold selfish bitch and she thinks she has to put on this cheerful face all the time.
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Baronjutter posted:But then in DS9 they flesh her out a bit... by having her want Odo to flesh her out a bit. 
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Lwaxana episodes suck, but only because they're Troi episodes and usually include ten scenes where Lwaxana says something and Deanna rolls her eyes into the back of her head. The problem is not Lwaxana, she's great. I mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45VAelC_QsI I don't care if she's only on the show because she knew how to pluck Gene's roddenberries, the character is great. That's why she works in the DS9 episode. It doesn't have to rely on Troi reacting to her mother's antics.
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