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etalian posted:Alex Jones was right for a change he called it a can when clearly its a jar. How far does this conspiracy go?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 23:25 |
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Jose posted:he called it a can when clearly its a jar. How far does this conspiracy go? But here's right, glass containers can be pretty challenging to open due to the strong vacuum seal.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 23:28 |
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zeal posted:vic is in turn a part of the greater tim & eric continuum, we all stand on the shoulders of giants, etc. yeah tim and eric's editor uh 'Doug Lussenhop' is a genius he made this thing about pat robertson and sex w/animals I can't find but it was really funny
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 00:46 |
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if someone here has that let me know, i know yall are into that poo poo
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:01 |
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I guess Alex never had the strength or technique to open a pickle jar despite supposedly spotted in austin gay bars.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:02 |
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https://vine.co/v/5ApgnFQJXHO
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:28 |
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I want to buy a product im told will give me the body of alex jones. Will i just get fat or will it make me balding and short too
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:57 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:I want to buy a product im told will give me the body of alex jones. Will i just get fat or will it make me balding and short too His body looks weird. It's like dense or something, like he's a balloon filled with sand
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 16:15 |
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he's just a high-school/college football player who's gone to seed. there's prolly muscle in there, but now he's got a thick coat of fat like a walking seal ideal for surviving the coming globalist-created ice age, buy his protein powder
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 16:36 |
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is there anything where someone told alex jones a ridiculous story and he was like "lol naaah" or is he always 100% on board
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 17:45 |
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Definitely taking a supplement rich in horny goat weed.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:18 |
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not alex jones but one of my favorite conspiracy related things ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plI5V9z3qqQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMq1PiUbf-M
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 18:23 |
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loving this new direction from brian wilson Karl Barks has issued a correction as of 18:33 on Aug 29, 2016 |
# ? Aug 29, 2016 18:31 |
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Knock knock towers down knock knock em down Knock them towers down knock knock 'em down I knock 'em dowown To the ground With dynamite Blame 'em on hijacked flights I'm getting bored with the fighting in the Gaza Strip I gotta make a new war so we can make profits Yeah my buddies and me arranged a big false flag Knock them towers down so we can invade Baghdad I knock em down-own To the ground-ound With dynamite Blame it on a jijacked flight
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 18:44 |
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Over and over The crow cries uncover the false flag
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 18:48 |
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My favorite classic conspiracy video is this lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:49 |
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etalian posted:But here's right, glass containers can be pretty challenging to open due to the strong vacuum seal. use a spoon smh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HgIKZxmgqE
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 15:04 |
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Karl Barks posted:is there anything where someone told alex jones a ridiculous story and he was like "lol naaah" or is he always 100% on board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31UrDpfM2Lc Very few individuals actually leave our 'prison planet' - it requires a gift of recognition from the Kingdom of Heaven and enormous discipline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ch99QNOxU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lveqodcepjs
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 01:17 |
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Alex Jones is a shaman and a poet.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 07:43 |
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i want to do some drugs with him
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 09:54 |
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Jose posted:i want to do some drugs with him http://store.infowars.com/ DNA Force is actually dilute LSD to make for wake up sheeple. Buy now, operators standing by to jack you out of matrix.
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 18:26 |
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Every time I show someone who doesn't know Alex Jones a clip or vine of him, they state how unsettling he is. It's pretty neat
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 04:25 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:Every time I show someone who doesn't know Alex Jones a clip or vine of him, they state how unsettling he is.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 05:08 |
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My grandpa saw him on Pierce Morgan and thinks he's hilarious. He may be under the impression it's an Andy Kaufman style act though.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 05:29 |
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Best Korea posted:My grandpa saw him on Pierce Morgan and thinks he's hilarious. He may be under the impression it's an Andy Kaufman style act though. I hope it is.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 06:27 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:I hope it is. I remember listening to him as a young kook. Runs in my family. He was way more sincere back then. He was passionate and overbearing but nothing like he is now. Something snapped. He was.always trying to make a buck sure, but he used to also really believe in fighting the wickets of the world in his own way. Dude got too bug and someone cut him a nice check somewhere along the line because he's always been right wing but he's never been a schill on the level he is now. Good only knows what happened but he definitely changed.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:38 |
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what drugs would everyone like to do with alex jones? i'm thinking some mdma with a load of oxy for the come down to really get to how he feels about these things
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 08:00 |
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definitely uppers, i wanna see him on military grade speed
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 08:09 |
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Municipal tap water
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 08:11 |
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Extract his bodily fluids, refine them into a narcotic, and then reinject for a double boost.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 08:14 |
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Wikkheiser posted:Extract his bodily fluids, refine them into a narcotic, and then reinject for a double boost. alex jones is a frog? can't believe the man himself is a conspiracy
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 09:01 |
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cyanide
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 09:03 |
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if its good for lemur's its good for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwQ0ZiTYkQ
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 09:05 |
Atrocious Joe posted:Every time I show someone who doesn't know Alex Jones a clip or vine of him, they state how unsettling he is. I don't think he's actually crazy, but he really knows how to get that reaction in the lizard part of the brain that says "back away from this person slowly, and don't make any sudden movements".
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 09:55 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Municipal tap water
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 12:17 |
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Azathoth posted:The clips of him getting super-angry about something reminds me uncomfortably of people I've met who have a severe mental illness but who refuse treatment, and their families can't do anything because they aren't a danger to themselves or others, but who, if you heard on the news that they snapped and did something horrible, you'd be saddened but not surprised. So Alex Jones IS crazy, and just sane enough to inspire paranoid delusions in people who are merely anxious, while giving people who ARE sane a reason to stay the gently caress away. Is that what you're saying here? If so, this guy REALLY IS dangerous in his role as a demagogue.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:27 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Municipal tap water
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:41 |
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Solvent posted:So Alex Jones IS crazy, and just sane enough to inspire paranoid delusions in people who are merely anxious, while giving people who ARE sane a reason to stay the gently caress away. Is that what you're saying here? If you look closely at Ti and Do's material you can understand how well Jones is crafted as a counterfeit who is boosting Lucifer while boasting of fighting him. That seems to be one reason why I am functioning as a relay - to maintain the balance so there is a glimmer of positive information instead of the materialist programming you are bombarded with constantly. Someone like Alex Jones is completely fallen into ego and error, but he still serves his purpose in this planet's rehabilitative function. Someone consuming volumes of Infowars material might be highly misinformed - but don't condemn them as evil. Television and the personalities on it are like the devil Jesus warned of - who drives you into submission with threats of physical harm. It seems more objective to be concerned with state of your own mind rather than some nebulous threat to your physical body.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:43 |
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McDowell turned into a crazy person.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:02 |
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The Kingfish posted:McDowell turned into a crazy person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmRuBgIfsCI I'm a globalist
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