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there was a website that stored all of the awful cooking posted in gbs over the years. anyone remember what it was?
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There once was a goon that put on a skit of an old sea captain going to Red Lobster and telling the story of his sons being eaten by a giant squid. Of course the giant squid made an appearance, and he fought it and his sons came back and then they all enjoyed Cheddar Bay biscuits. Can't for the life of me find it though.
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Sep 5, 2016 11:29
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Hubris! Hubris it was!
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Sep 5, 2016 11:30
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Solice Kirsk posted:There once was a goon that put on a skit of an old sea captain going to Red Lobster and telling the story of his sons being eaten by a giant squid. Of course the giant squid made an appearance, and he fought it and his sons came back and then they all enjoyed Cheddar Bay biscuits. Oh man, I remember this too! That's no help, sorry 
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Sep 5, 2016 11:38
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The Curse of Cheddar Bay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4 Free Market Mambo has a new favorite as of 13:01 on Sep 5, 2016 |
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Sep 5, 2016 12:27
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H.H posted:oh word? Yah.
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Sep 5, 2016 12:51
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im permabanned poster Aatrek. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "molestation" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "ubderage friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside underage friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics and libido suppressors.. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the perverted unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness and pedophilia. peace.
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Sep 5, 2016 13:29
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Cumslut1895 posted:im permabanned poster Aatrek. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "molestation" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "ubderage friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside underage friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics and libido suppressors.. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the perverted unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness and pedophilia. peace. 
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Sep 5, 2016 15:25
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Cumslut1895 posted:im permabanned poster Aatrek. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "molestation" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "ubderage friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside underage friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics and libido suppressors.. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the perverted unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness and pedophilia. peace. 
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Sep 5, 2016 20:27
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vilepilot has returned with his mental illnesses in check and posted like a human
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Sep 5, 2016 20:36
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Pff, like I'm going to take some crazy person's advice on being crazy.
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Sep 5, 2016 20:50
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there is currently an ask/tell thread that goes into incredible detail on how the reproductive organs of the elves in Lord of the Rings would work/look. The goon who started the thread to talk about the creation of custom/fantasy dildos then designed it. The thread is ongoing, and from the looks of it there have been plenty of goons buying up said dongs. it is the most oddly entertaining thing I've seen on the forums in some time mom needs to come back for sure 
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Sep 6, 2016 00:04
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Jose posted:there was a website that stored all of the awful cooking posted in gbs over the years. anyone remember what it was? this one?? http://goonswithspoons.com/Welcome_to_Goons_With_Spoons
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Sep 6, 2016 00:17
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the escape goat posted:there is currently an ask/tell thread that goes into incredible detail on how the reproductive organs of the elves in Lord of the Rings would work/look. This can not be real.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:19
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Rhyno posted:This can not be real. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post463508491 this is the beginning of the scholarly study of elf dongs, but the entire thread is pretty great.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:28
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the escape goat posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post463508491 Holy poo poo.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:29
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I love this site sometimes.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:53
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Suck my puntl you púcëman.
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Sep 6, 2016 01:16
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R3M posted:dr faustus? no hes good and so is his music and dont say his name too many times
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Sep 6, 2016 04:44
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Anyone remember about the guy who lived in the trailer house who had his kid snatched by CPS? I think it was an ask/tell where the dude was trying to get legal advice to sue the state or something -- nevermind getting his kid back. Anyways came to light his kid walked out and the parents didn't notice, cops returned after the kid was found early in the morning playing at a nearby park, returned the kid to the house and called CPS after seeing the dumpster of a trailer house he lived in. Anyone got a link? That was a classic. The guy posted pics and everyting
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Sep 6, 2016 05:08
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Yeah, the kid got up and went to school even though it was a Saturday or Sunday and no one stopped her. I can never remember his name but it's also one of the few goon success stories; he followed advice from the thread, busted his rear end to get his poo poo together and ended up getting his kid back and everything.
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Sep 6, 2016 05:43
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Willfrey posted:Anyone remember about the guy who lived in the trailer house who had his kid snatched by CPS? I think it was an ask/tell where the dude was trying to get legal advice to sue the state or something -- nevermind getting his kid back. yeah he also posted that he witnessed his neighbor intentionally kill his cat but he didn't go to the cops because ~reasons~
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Sep 6, 2016 14:32
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thats just a wiki and mostly decent food from GWS. this was specifically terrible gbs things that people boasted about
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Sep 6, 2016 14:36
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SmokaDustbowl posted:this is my favorite saga os all SA How does this relate to SA?
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Sep 6, 2016 17:33
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Willfrey posted:Anyone remember about the guy who lived in the trailer house who had his kid snatched by CPS? I think it was an ask/tell where the dude was trying to get legal advice to sue the state or something -- nevermind getting his kid back. Was that the E/N thread where the guy plead poverty until FYAD searched his post history and found that he had spent thousands on a *sweet gaming rig* while his kid basically starved in their Hoarders hovel?
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Sep 6, 2016 17:40
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can someone please link me to the FYAD mr shivers thread
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Sep 6, 2016 18:27
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his name was frisky dingo and he got his kids back don't forget his over 3k dollars gaming pc
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Sep 6, 2016 18:34
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someone just mentioned the gaming pc sorry
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Sep 6, 2016 18:35
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I actually like windows 98 because he gave me the best probation ever  peep my rap sheet
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Sep 6, 2016 18:50
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Was that the E/N thread where the guy plead poverty until FYAD searched his post history and found that he had spent thousands on a *sweet gaming rig* while his kid basically starved in their Hoarders hovel? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3453028&userid=141272 quote:I've already said I don't have a job. We have food stamps, energy assistance, ect. In the end, if I get a job, my increased income lowers our foodstamps, and the need for daycare (Which the state only covers part of) would end up meaning we are -worse- off for it, as the only job I could probably get as a student in town would be fast food, part time. quote:It's in our bedroom. He's got a playpen. In fact I cut back a lot of expenditures on my "$2700" in order to buy the little man some necessities. quote:We own our home. The water damage was from the previous owner. We paid $1000 for the place and pay $175/mo in lot rent.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:57
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Thank you for that. Hilarious, didn't he pay for his gaming rig by taling out a school loan? lol Also the anime dolls worth hundreds sitting among heaps of clutter and garbage. Every photo has a bunch of floating specs in it because all the mold. Hope his kid went to a good home.
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Sep 6, 2016 20:32
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Remember the Ian Gibbs mascot that someone made into a comic? It got progressively more maudlin until I assume the get out frog couldn't take any more.
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Sep 7, 2016 00:55
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Double Agent posted:This is the same forum that tracked down a copy of Super Hornio Brothers, so this isn't exactly surprising. I know it was pretty recent but Super Hornio Bros was an instant classic goon project.
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Sep 7, 2016 02:08
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vodkat posted:I know it was pretty recent but Super Hornio Bros was an instant classic goon project. it was good until the OP began to care way too much and sniff he own farts
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Sep 7, 2016 02:10
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:it was good until the OP began to care way too much and sniff he own farts Do you guys not remember what happened? Someone else misremembered this earlier in the thread so let me try to post a summary of how I remember it going down. The OP claimed to have finally found the illusive Super Hornio Bros. 1 (Super Hornio Bros. 2 had been found, ripped, and distributed several years before in a different thread) and this guy appeared in the thread boasting about how incredible his VCR ripping skills were and how he was going to put it in his portfolio and poo poo. Like, massive effort posts with pictures of his rig; guy seemed like he knew his poo poo. So OP sends the VHS over to this random goon, and we all wait. And wait. And wait. After missing 3-4 deadlines and disappointing all of us multiple times, he admits that he really has no idea what he's doing and has been running into all kinds of tech problems. I think at one point his entire rig got flooded on too because it was in the basement or there was a hurricane or something. But finally, FINALLY he finishes the rip and posts it in the thread. After about a day, one goon realized: It was Super Hornio Bros. 2 all along. The OP was BoldFrankensenseMir, the creator of the You Have 001 Goblins thread in Games. He'd probably have a link to that thread
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Sep 7, 2016 02:24
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That thread was loving amazing
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Sep 7, 2016 02:41
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all i remember about super hornio bros is that the op was some super nerdy film student that wanted to preserve the useless porno (going as far as to post the "it belongs in a museum" indy jones pic), and got weird about it
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Sep 7, 2016 02:49
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Right when I regged I remember a disturbing number of goons being obsessed with Geckolio and many considered her to be an Alpha-Goon or something and thought she was super hot.
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Sep 7, 2016 03:00
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Willfrey posted:Thank you for that. Hilarious, didn't he pay for his gaming rig by taling out a school loan? lol the guy actually took the whole event as a giant boot up the rear end and got motivated enough to fix his poo poo and clean up his house, resulting in him getting his kid back, a good ending  catching up with the thread reminded me of something that happened in the minecraft thread ages back, fairies from a game mod were being discussed and some dude just casually dropped that he wrote fairy-themed torture porn on the side and then got incredibly confused when everyone reacted by finding it completely repulsive also does anyone happen to remember what DrGamez actually did to get permabanned? i remember his perma reason was something along the lines of "blackened horrible flaming wreck of eternal misery and loathing" and he tried to come back a few times did he get helldumped or was it something he did on the forums
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Sep 7, 2016 03:00
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I never got to see the GroverHaus thread, but I've always heard about it. Also I don't have archives. Can anybody repost the pics and the explanations to go with them?
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Sep 7, 2016 03:17
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