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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Robot Pride posted:

or maybe i should? you only turn 5 once

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.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

in the final one an oxford comma would let you know that nelson mandela doesn't collect dildos, but could still be interpreted as stating he's an 800 year old demigod

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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shit wizard dad

Ghost Farts posted:

actually, it's Fishbone
:colbert:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKAHtSX59o

love that high jump

lmao in the long jump he somehow jumps backwards, and in the second attempt takes off like superman

brilliant! excelent! you are the winner!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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shit wizard dad

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKAHtSX59o

love that high jump

lmao in the long jump he somehow jumps backwards, and in the second attempt takes off like superman

irl lmao at the 168km highjump :eyepop:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/772877495989305348

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

irl lmao at the 168km highjump :eyepop:

i completely lost it at the 14:05 pole vault

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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shit wizard dad

atomicthumbs posted:

i completely lost it at the 14:05 pole vault

3RD ATTEMPT! Launches self into sun

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

it was good when the animation got really confused about the hammer throw

also the benny hill hurdle race

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

COVERED IN BEES

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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shit wizard dad

I like this new guy

:ok:

thirty bucks well spent in my opinion

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.



Bill NYSE posted:

COVERED IN BEES


beepop

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKAHtSX59o

love that high jump

lmao in the long jump he somehow jumps backwards, and in the second attempt takes off like superman

lmfao

What are they doing to break it this badly ?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

jre posted:

lmfao

What are they doing to break it this badly ?

if it's like a lot of other games of that type, your ability to do things is based entirely on how much you can button mash the right things. so they're probably just feeding it inputs as fast as the game can read it.

and since the programmers didn't test poo poo for that, it overflows a bunch of stuff and starts loving up other things

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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shit wizard dad

jre posted:

lmfao

What are they doing to break it this badly ?

TAS is Tool ASsisted , so the controller input is being piped in to be as 'powerful' as possible, or so I'm guessing. Once you hit certain values that haven't been capped in the code because no-one could ever get that fast/accurate with a controller, weird poo poo may happen.

of course the game may also just be janky as hell on top of all that.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

 

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epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

NoneMoreNegative posted:

TAS is Tool ASsisted , so the controller input is being piped in to be as 'powerful' as possible, or so I'm guessing. Once you hit certain values that haven't been capped in the code because no-one could ever get that fast/accurate with a controller, weird poo poo may happen.

of course the game may also just be janky as hell on top of all that.

its an arcade olympics tie-in
of course it's janky as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OteVfuXZfHY
electric hurdy-gurdy

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

.lnk to the past posted:

in the final one an oxford comma would let you know that nelson mandela doesn't collect dildos, but could still be interpreted as stating he's an 800 year old demigod

no comma is strong enough to eliminate the need for context but lol if ur mad about oxford commas making it like 40% better

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
since everything is in japanese it's impossible to tell whether all the weird poses during the winning screen are side effects of them gaming the randomness/whatever or just for fun

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

atomicthumbs posted:

since everything is in japanese it's impossible to tell whether all the weird poses during the winning screen are side effects of them gaming the randomness/whatever or just for fun

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






oxford commas are bad, and should not be used

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

spankmeister posted:

oxford commas are bad, and should not be used

mlyp

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7b6XDeGdx8

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

epipen posted:

its an arcade olympics tie-in
of course it's janky as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OteVfuXZfHY
electric hurdy-gurdy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5648Pm_gNfQ&t=443s

VIOLIN PIANO

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

spankmeister posted:

oxford commas are bad, and should not be used

actually, they're good

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
among the haters of the oxford comma are spankmeister, a total dickhead and a bad poster

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKAHtSX59o

love that high jump

lmao in the long jump he somehow jumps backwards, and in the second attempt takes off like superman

how many QPUs did he travel?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

paradox soon, fellow stalker

burning swine
May 26, 2004



I don't know why, but broken games like that make me laugh like nothing else. The first time I saw that infamous skate 3 video I'm pretty sure I almost died

edit: might as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUR6u8nHoM

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

I don't know why, but broken games like that make me laugh like nothing else. The first time I saw that infamous skate 3 video I'm pretty sure I almost died

edit: might as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUR6u8nHoM

if i were a judge and if that first one were real i would give extra point sfor the stylish recovery and also for staying upright after shattering both legs

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

“I’m draggin’ these hoes like Harambe did the kid.” -Nicki Minaj

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


lol

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




RISCy Business
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Fun Shoe
death metal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IOMOL-iDLU
black metal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSOX2IXW4zk

any questions? :eng101:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
so its like the different kinda screaming?

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

yes: why would i listen to either of these?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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shit wizard dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik0PIwGErCg

lol

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epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

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