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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Pharmaskittle posted:

Is beer really the quickest way to make you piss? I mean presumably it was the quickest option available and they were on a timer, but is there a better diuretic you'd use if you had it on standby?

Yeah but then you don’t get to buy beer on the government dime.

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Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Oh yeah it's a good story and it was almost certainly their best option, I just am curious if anyone knows what chemical or whatever you'd ideally want to use to take your piss game to the next level.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
On a similar note, Whisky saves man's eyesight after being blinded by vodka

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

jetz0r posted:

Radiation directly outside a tritium vial is lower than background, because the vial/object will block some of the background. The electrons from tritium decay will be stopped by the vial itself.

Tritium vials work like CRTs. Electrons are released by decay or a particle accelerator, electrons hit a phosphor, phosphor glows a color. Electrons don't travel through things like glass or acrylic very well. So they're basically harmless to anything outside the container.


Radium also uses phosphor to glow, but isn't contained, and is a lot scarier.

Up until the late 90s early 2000s tritium lumed watches weren't in vials either.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
A doctor could write a prescription for Lasix (furosemide) and have that poo poo in them within 30 minutes, it's cheap as mud and every pharmacy has landslides of it because it's such a common medication. It will make you pee your tear ducts dry and it keeps going for hours. It's used to strip excess fluid from the bodies of people with heart failure, where water can back up into the lungs and literally drown them, or into the legs and make them swell up like they just filled a wading pool with yellowjackets.

This does require you to have a doctor available, and alcohol really is a very cheap and easily available diuretic, so government beer might be the quickest way to get effective diuresis. But beer ain't got poo poo on Lasix.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Fomepizole works better.

Not nearly as fun, though.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Javid posted:

This is a not-uncommon thing for welders - arc burn from looking at an active welding arc without a hood. I experienced it once in high school. It only takes once to be a whole lot more careful.

You wake up in the middle of the night because there's something in your eye. Wait, both eyes? Stumble to the bathroom, turn on the light to look and AHHH gently caress IT BURNS. But you can't see so... gently caress it, try the light again. FUKLSHKJFHDSHJFHKSD OW. Repeat a few times until you fully wake up and realize something is truly hosed. After that there's really nothing you can do but try to get back to sleep. I was fine in the morning but that was an unpleasant night. And that was from half a second of exposure. I can't imagine prolonged exposure like theirs was any more pleasant.

Should have used Safety Blinks, friend! :v:

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Platystemon posted:

Fomepizole works better.

Not nearly as fun, though.

Probably costs more than 55 NZD for the treatment too.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Nobody is mentioning how oddly appropriate it is that they burned themselves with UV lanterns while filming a vampire movie.

IIRC, UV is used fairly frequently as a weapon in the movie, too.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

B!G_$W@NG@ posted:

Had an RSO instructor once proudly tell the story of a day (maybe working for the NRC, I forget) and someone managed to swallow some tritium (tritiated water?) while on a government job so they had to buy beer on the super strict government dime to do a body flush. He was a wild one. Gotta love that OSHA beer.
Worked in uranium processing for a while, stories were back in the 70s if someone was exposed in whatever way to ingest a bunch, the first aid response as protection from heavy metal poisoning was to cut them loose for the rest of the day and tell them to buy a case of beer and take a sick day.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Is there a NIST standard light beer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

There's a NIST standard for weed piss so I assume there's one for light beer

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

blugu64 posted:

Up until the late 90s early 2000s tritium lumed watches weren't in vials either.

Even if they weren't, electrons from tritium don't travel through watch crystals, either. Or the rest of the watch.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

tritium electrons are so low energy that you have to use special techniques to even detect them, like liquid scintillation if it's tritiated water because the electrons can't penetrate the water; maybe some technique exists where you can run a gas directly through a detector to measure tritium activity but I've never used or learned about anything like that

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

zedprime posted:

Worked in uranium processing for a while, stories were back in the 70s if someone was exposed in whatever way to ingest a bunch, the first aid response as protection from heavy metal poisoning was to cut them loose for the rest of the day and tell them to buy a case of beer and take a sick day.

I have a friend whose mom worked in a chemical lab behind the iron curtain in the 80s, and any time they had a whoopsie the go-to treatment was supposedly to drink a bunch of milk.

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
Some guy where I work is overzealous with tagging stuff out. I was laughing when I saw a bicycle with a missing wheel that he tagged out. Following procedure to the letter like that is kind of funny. I'm struggling to imagine someone attempting to operate a bicycle with a missing wheel and injuring themselves in the process.

Today I saw this on a small stool ladder. damage wheels The tiny 1" wheels on the side so you can roll the ladder instead of carrying it were worn to the metal rims, so he tagged the ladder out. :rolleyes:


As far as actual osha.jpg I dunno, here's a bonding cable rusted to the point bonding is meaningless. I never really cared about bonding cables until I saw a spark when disconnecting the cable one day. Enough static to generate sparks is very rare I'm sure, but you really don't want that spark happening when you disconnect a nozzle and jet fuel is dripping around.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Important question, what was the medication he was taking?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Sanctum posted:

Some guy where I work is overzealous with tagging stuff out. I was laughing when I saw a bicycle with a missing wheel that he tagged out. Following procedure to the letter like that is kind of funny. I'm struggling to imagine someone attempting to operate a bicycle with a missing wheel and injuring themselves in the process.

Today I saw this on a small stool ladder. damage wheels The tiny 1" wheels on the side so you can roll the ladder instead of carrying it were worn to the metal rims, so he tagged the ladder out. :rolleyes:




The hero this thread deserves

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Sanctum posted:

Some guy where I work is overzealous with tagging stuff out. I was laughing when I saw a bicycle with a missing wheel that he tagged out. Following procedure to the letter like that is kind of funny. I'm struggling to imagine someone attempting to operate a bicycle with a missing wheel and injuring themselves in the process.

Having just binged on the 'Mayday Air Disaster Flight Crash Death Plunge' TV series, I am quite happy that he's doing his thing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
One in a million shot

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

blugu64 posted:

One in a million shot

In a country with a thousand million people, one in a million shots happen a thousand times :downs:

e: Just noticed that's not Chinese, I'm racist :saddowns:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Newest sonic game looking good.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrkxvSbUYvg

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

The person in the car looks like she got her arm hosed up.
Broken wrist at a minimum.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Sanctum posted:

Some guy where I work is overzealous with tagging stuff out. I was laughing when I saw a bicycle with a missing wheel that he tagged out. Following procedure to the letter like that is kind of funny. I'm struggling to imagine someone attempting to operate a bicycle with a missing wheel and injuring themselves in the process.

Today I saw this on a small stool ladder. damage wheels The tiny 1" wheels on the side so you can roll the ladder instead of carrying it were worn to the metal rims, so he tagged the ladder out. :rolleyes:


Is that an image of it in use, ie: a documented violation of tag out procedure?

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Sanctum posted:

Some guy where I work is overzealous with tagging stuff out. I was laughing when I saw a bicycle with a missing wheel that he tagged out. Following procedure to the letter like that is kind of funny. I'm struggling to imagine someone attempting to operate a bicycle with a missing wheel and injuring themselves in the process.

You obviously haven't watched enough Fail Army/"Russian Man Preforms Strange Trick" videos.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sorry for the meme text in this:

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
Well this is not supposed to happen.



When a plane pushes out it's being backed out by a tug and guided by wingmen to make sure the wings stay clear of anything. The wings are always supposed to be treated like they have a zero height clearance. You don't make judgement calls about height clearances; everything must be fully clear of the wings. Each gate has an 'envelope' that the wingmen are supposed to make sure the wing tips stay inside of when going in/out.

This particular wing is going outside of the envelope, extending over a slip, then ACROSS A SERVICE ROAD, ACROSS ANOTHER SLIP WITH VEHICLES PARKED IN IT, INTO ANOTHER GATE'S ENVELOPE, AND OVER THE WING OF ANOTHER PLANE. What the picture doesn't show is that the 787 pushing out is still moving. That's right, dude didn't even stop. Wonder what that pilot had to say about that. :gonk:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Robble Robble

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
A 45-year-old man was killed at a recycling plant in Nara, after becoming caught in a waste grinding machine, police said Tuesday.

The man was among four workers who were placing construction waste in the machine Monday morning at the plant of recycling company ITO, but after the work was completed around 4:30 p.m. the victim’s colleagues realized he was missing.

When searching for the man the workers discovered body parts and fragments of his helmet in the compacted waste. The plant reported the incident to police shortly afterward.

It is the third accident to have occurred at the company’s plants in about a month.

On Aug. 20 a 56-year-old worker died after being crushed between a loading shovel and truck at the same plant, while on Aug 2 a 67-year-old temporary staff was killed after getting trapped in a conveyor belt at another plant in Nara Prefecture.

In April 2011, another fatal conveyor belt accident occurred at the plant where Monday’s accident took place, which led a local labor standards inspection office to report the company to prosecutors on suspicion of violating the Industrial Safety and Health Act.

https://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/worker-dies-after-being-caught-in-waste-grinder-at-recycling-plant

Go to 1 minute in to see what probably ate the man,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kcij4-_NqY

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Just run the video in reverse and its like he's being born

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm guessing this is what OSHA inspectors watch on their day off?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Neutrino posted:

I'm guessing this is what OSHA inspectors watch on their day off?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Don't whizz on the electric fence

http://i.imgur.com/FLNzhK3.gifv

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

zedprime posted:

Don't whizz on the electric fence

http://i.imgur.com/FLNzhK3.gifv

:stare:

I assume the story behind this is some underground cables shorting out? But then...they're already in the ground, so how are they shorting out to the swingset? And then all those other patches of smoke on the rest of the lawn?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DrBouvenstein posted:

I assume the story behind this is some underground cables shorting out? But then...they're already in the ground, so how are they shorting out to the swingset?

You can briefly see a white cable just to the right of the swing set before the fire really gets going, I guess an overhead cable might have been knocked down.

DrBouvenstein posted:

And then all those other patches of smoke on the rest of the lawn?

I'm guessing the charge was running through the entire wire fence

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

DrBouvenstein posted:

:stare:

I assume the story behind this is some underground cables shorting out? But then...they're already in the ground, so how are they shorting out to the swingset? And then all those other patches of smoke on the rest of the lawn?

The chain link fence goes behind the swing set, so the power cables are shorting it too.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
http://www.arlingtoncardinal.com/20...ghts-residents/

It looks like some bushes held it in a standoff above the fence, so it seems to be power line to swingset, swingset arcing to the fence, since the fence doesn't start smoking until the camera blinding arcs start.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I think I've finally figured out how to keep the squirrels out of my garden...

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