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wicka posted:https://twitter.com/TheShortFuse/status/769563410526707713 Perfect.
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An email signature startup. gently caress.
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I hope this man dies a horribly painful and grossly disfiguring death.
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Shrapnig posted:I hope this man dies a horribly painful and grossly disfiguring death. it's probably more punitive to wish he lives a long and healthy life in indianapolis wicka fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Aug 28, 2016 |
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Aug 28, 2016 00:05
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TheBigAristotle posted:An email signature startup. gently caress. This really isn't being highlighted enough. Part of me suspects this is a trap, because you can't distil American Arsenal fans into a more pure form. Jesus Christ.
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TheBigAristotle posted:An email signature startup. gently caress. good god
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Not a terrible idea to be honest.
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you think the arsenal cliches on here aren't funny any more, then you see stuff like this.
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TheBigAristotle posted:An email signature startup. gently caress. 
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJyzzs4Btun/
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Hi there, former NUFC fan-turned-Hammer here! Sissoko is a turd of the highest order. Coasted in 2nd gear through 90% of games with Newcastle, and decided to try when he got to the Euros. You can’t pin relegation on a single guy but he was absolutely part of the problem. Everton might be pissed, but they dodged a bullet here. Sissoko will show up in Champions League (if he’s even named to the lineup) but can’t be bothered to give a poo poo when playing the lower half of the table. Spurs just pissed 30M down the toilet for a guy who proclaimed earlier in the summer that “Arsenal is the club of my heart!” Also - earlier in the summer I had been talking with some friends about what a great insult “fuckboy” is. One of my friends didn’t get it, so when the “Arsenal is the club of my heart” headline came out I used that as an example for what fuckboy is and it finally clicked for him. This guy sucks.
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That guy is a total fuckboy
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He's the man who singlehandedly rekindled my love for the game one warm summer night not long after I got stationed in Germany. I'm a full-blooded yank, but my family came here from Germany (ironically not far from where I lived there) and I have an extremely German surname so I felt a kind of weird kinship with him since he has an even more German-sounding surname than mine. Once I saw his passion for the game I was an instant fan. He's a throwback... a mans-man, a fans-man, a leader, and a role model. When you watch Messi you're taken aback by the beauty of his skill, when you watch Ronaldo you're taken aback by the power and effort in his game, but when you watch Schweinsteiger what stands out isn't necessarily his skill, his shot, his footwork... all of those are far from average, but what really makes him special is the way he carries himself.. the look in his eye. When he scored that goal in the Euros a few months ago it was like watching an old dog chasing his ball across the yard, sure the legs don't move as fast as they used to... but the look in his eye, that razor-sharp focus on his goal... that never changes. I never had a doubt in my mind he was going to bury that chance. Thanks for everything Basti.
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Mods rename me a mans-man, a fans-man
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Advanced mans-man-fans-man
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Gigi Galli posted:Advanced mans-man-fans-man Like that American Samoan footballer?
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Rename me fa'fa'fan's man
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You could clone 11 messi's & 4-2-3-1 sill wont be effective against a mid to high block or a man to man agressive press in the high or deep zones.You seem to misunderstand.The problem is spacing & connectivity. To explain that i'd have to explain about column theory & horizontal accessibility+ the no of immediate passing options. Even if you lack technically gifted players in the midfield , it is still possible to control the game by instructing the CB to pass 2 layers ahead instead of 1 && most importantly maintaing a high block height. Total football is the logical conclusion of a geometrical analysis of the football field particularly because of its rectangular shape. Specific details like block height, the final phase of attack & tempo are matters of personal preference.E.g Guardiola likes tempo variation ranging from 0-100mph wheras Sarri prefers 30-90mph but they both follow the same geometrical model of columns & extremely small distances between layers.
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That is the writing of an insane person.
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How does that guy explain how messi scores 50 a year I mean jesus he had one of the longest hattrick streaks in football. 11 Messis would have absolutely no use for a goalkeeper because they're scoring every move anyway.
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I'm imagining 11 Messis trying to defend a corner and doing some lols tbf
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football analyst people are the loving worst because they think a lack of existing analysis means that they can say whatever they want/make up their own stats. some dude was trying to convince me that crossing was an inherently bad thing to do and that teams should never do it under any circumstance
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straight up brolic posted:some dude was trying to convince me that crossing was an inherently bad thing to do Well, it definitely must not have been Robert Enke you were speaking with.
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straight up brolic posted:football analyst people are the loving worst because they think a lack of existing analysis means that they can say whatever they want/make up their own stats. some dude was trying to convince me that crossing was an inherently bad thing to do and that teams should never do it under any circumstance What did he suggest to do with the ball on the wings then?
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jyrka posted:What did he suggest to do with the ball on the wings then?
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straight up brolic posted:football analyst people are the loving worst because they think a lack of existing analysis means that they can say whatever they want/make up their own stats. some dude was trying to convince me that crossing was an inherently bad thing to do and that teams should never do it under any circumstance The insufferable word salad Norwich forum guy I post itt believes this and posts about it regularly in his ongoing series of "Tactical Masterclasses"
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Post more of his poo poo itt, they were great
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sticksy posted:Well, it definitely must not have been Robert Enke you were speaking with. Could have been David Icke
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straight up brolic posted:just pass it through the middle every time or something it was stupid as hell He's not even being particularly original there, there's a ten-year "wingers/no wingers" cycle that's been going on at least since 1966. Come to think of it Charles Reep and Charles Hughes were using Advanced Statistical Analysis to prove that you should knock it into the mixer in the 50s.
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straight up brolic posted:just pass it through the middle every time or something it was stupid as hell did this gentleman have managerial experience in belgium by any chance
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jyrka posted:What did he suggest to do with the ball on the wings then? cut inside and shoot, every time and that boy grew up to be ashley young
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Everyone's focusing on the 11 Messis but I wanna know more about column theory and the geometrical analysis of pitch shape that leads to total football as a logical conclusion.
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loving all of this Hashtag United & the YouTube generation: Football's future?
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oh gently caress off you sad loser he doesn't need top prove anything in terms of his football. keyboard w+++r criticising Scholes he didn't used left foot how ironic, can you type with your left fingers or with your tits victoria?
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Brendan Rodgers posted:You could clone 11 messi's & 4-2-3-1 sill wont be effective against a mid to high block or a man to man agressive press in the high or deep zones.You seem to misunderstand.The problem is spacing & connectivity. To explain that i'd have to explain about column theory & horizontal accessibility+ the no of immediate passing options. *furiously takes notes*
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chuggo is BACK posted:oh gently caress off you sad loser he doesn't need top prove anything in terms of his football. keyboard w+++r criticising Scholes he didn't used left foot how ironic, can you type with your left fingers or with your tits victoria? That's a brilliant post
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