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802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Hadaka Apron posted:

An Australian prime minister disappeared while going swimming and his body was never found.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt#Disappearance

And then they named a goddamned swimming pool after him, lol

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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Solice Kirsk posted:

That's back when you were allowed to have fun in the NFL. Could you imagine if a QB mooned reporters now?

I remember when Randy Moss didn't moon the crowd and was fined ten grand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmqGg6Ccvw

You can hear about two seconds of America's dumbest sportscaster Joe Buck feigning offense to the gesture at the end

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Instant Sunrise posted:

the attorney general under gwb put sheets over the statues in the doj because they had visible breasts.

I remember eating W. Ketchup ( Because John Kerry was married into the Heinz ketchup family and this made Heinz ketchup socialist and troop hating) on Freedom Fries. The entire early, mid and late 2000's were the worst .

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Speaking of known moron Joe Buck, HBO gave him a show. Artie Lange, who is not fond of him, was one of the first guests and it went how you'd expect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8y2Oi1lFk

I believe this was the first and last episode

E: there were 3 episodes lol

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Instant Sunrise posted:

the attorney general under gwb put sheets over the statues in the doj because they had visible breasts.
After he lost his senate seat to a dead person.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




John Big Booty posted:

After he lost his senate seat to a dead person.

my parents voted for Gov. Carnahan (Deceased) and I would have too

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Regular Nintendo posted:

Speaking of known moron Joe Buck, HBO gave him a show. Artie Lange, who is not fond of him, was one of the first guests and it went how you'd expect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8y2Oi1lFk

I believe this was the first and last episode

E: there were 3 episodes lol

lmao this is brutal

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Joe Buck is awful garbage so that was hilarious. I would seriously rather listen to bricks tumbling in a clothes dryer as loud as a jet engine than hear him call a game.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

origami posted:

lmao this is brutal

I think it was shortly after this Artie stabbed himself like 20 times so this was probably peak Not Giving A gently caress

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

JediTalentAgent posted:

The Chicago Bears did a music video in the 80s for a hit song called The Superbowl Shuffle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Regular Nintendo posted:

Speaking of known moron Joe Buck, HBO gave him a show. Artie Lange, who is not fond of him, was one of the first guests and it went how you'd expect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8y2Oi1lFk

I believe this was the first and last episode

E: there were 3 episodes lol

holy poo poo lmao the cheers after that first "sucking cock dot com" jibe

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I don't know who the gently caress Joe Buck is but Artie Lang is a talentless child with mental issues.

celewign
Jul 11, 2015

just get us in the playoffs
I'm actually ok with Joe buck calling games, yeah he sucks sometimes but im ok with him.

client
Aug 19, 2010

celewign posted:

I'm actually ok with Joe buck calling games, yeah he sucks sometimes but im ok with him.

joe buck is a boring souless robot but hes still miles better than phil simms who is honest to god retarded

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I think Artie still claims he is banned from HBO for that segment. I believe his stories about HBO execs being pissed, but the whole "did so much heroin that he was slowly committing suicide, then got booted from the Stern show and spiraled and tried to speed up the suicide thing" probably didn't help.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Regular Nintendo posted:

Speaking of known moron Joe Buck, HBO gave him a show. Artie Lange, who is not fond of him, was one of the first guests and it went how you'd expect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8y2Oi1lFk

I believe this was the first and last episode

E: there were 3 episodes lol

This is so loving good lmao

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
yea but you have to hand it to him its pretty brave to come out of the closet and admit you're a homophobe these days

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



in local fingat news

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG


wyntyr posted:

Make Caro mod of d&d IMO

A thing that actually happened: Caro survived an insane circumstance and is now blogging about it on some platform where up votes give you money, where he has made four (4) cents.

Catching up on this thread, this loving blows me away. Also he has made another fourteen (14) cents.

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
The drug company Bayer gave thousands of people Aids on purpose.
http://ahrp.org/bayer-documents-aids-tainted-blood-killed-thousands-of-hemophiliacs/

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


client posted:

joe buck is a boring souless robot but hes still miles better than phil simms who is honest to god retarded

i like how they fired mike carey for being bad at analyzing replays (which he often was) but phil simms keeps his job despite being wrong 99 percent of the time and having the inability to string more than three words together coherently.

the only thing that sucked about the red sox finally winning the world series was that loving joe buck got to make the call. the radio call was about a billion times better.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
add mccarver to the booth with buck and the stupidity knew no bounds

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
In 2007, a habitual child rapist puts pictures of himself online of him raping children. He used the "swirl" distortion tool to mask his face. They uncovered his face by swirling in the other direction

But don't worry folks, he'll be out in 11 months from now! :thumbsup: :canada:

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

cuck cuck im gay posted:

In 2007, a habitual child rapist puts pictures of himself online of him raping children. He used the "swirl" distortion tool to mask his face. They uncovered his face by swirling in the other direction

But don't worry folks, he'll be out in 11 months from now! :thumbsup: :canada:


The way I remember it it Interpol kept dicking around, unable to figure out how the hell they were going to catch this tech wizard. This went on for years, and it took some kid from 4chan casually swirling it back and posting it on /b/ for them to finally get him.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

KomodoWagon posted:

The way I remember it it Interpol kept dicking around, unable to figure out how the hell they were going to catch this tech wizard. This went on for years, and it took some kid from 4chan casually swirling it back and posting it on /b/ for them to finally get him.

Yeah, I didn't get why it took them so long. I heard about this swirly faced guy, and it took me about 2 minutes for it to click and I loaded the pic up in Photoshop and unswirled it. This was after they caught him of course, but the fact that I got it so quick, as did 4chan, and the authorities thought it was the riddle of the sphinx was a bit disheartening.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Hadaka Apron posted:

An Australian prime minister disappeared while going swimming and his body was never found.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt#Disappearance

he's been found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JQK4bH0J-o

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

client posted:

joe buck is a boring souless robot but hes still miles better than phil simms who is honest to god retarded

Yeah not wild about him but he'll always have a special place in my heart between this and Dirty Work

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



John Landis murdered two kids and an actor with a helicopter and now his son makes lovely movies.

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

egon_beeblebrox posted:

John Landis murdered two kids and an actor with a helicopter and now his son makes lovely movies.

He was piloting the helicopter

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Wow so how many Bayer executives went to pris- hahahahahaha

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

egon_beeblebrox posted:

John Landis murdered two kids and an actor with a helicopter and now his son makes lovely movies.

Yeah, but John Landis makes ok movies and his son made American Ultra, so I'm ok with that.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pvt.Scott posted:

Yeah, but John Landis makes ok movies and his son made American Ultra, so I'm ok with that.

American ultra owned and it bothers me that it made no money

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

egon_beeblebrox posted:

John Landis murdered two kids and an actor with a helicopter and now his son makes lovely movies.

That's a bit of an overstatement.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Senator Ted Kennedy killed his mistress by drunkenly crashing his car into a reservoir, then abandoning her to drown. He went home to sober up, she drowned trapped in his car. He didn't notify police or emergency services until after she had been discovered the next morning. He plead guilty and received a two-month suspended sentence.

Then he bought a dog and named it "Splash."

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mr. 47 posted:

Senator Ted Kennedy killed his mistress by drunkenly crashing his car into a reservoir, then abandoning her to drown. He went home to sober up, she drowned trapped in his car. He didn't notify police or emergency services until after she had been discovered the next morning. He plead guilty and received a two-month suspended sentence.

Then he bought a dog and named it "Splash."

And yet my friend does a dime in Cook County for stabbing a guy in a street fight. This loving country.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Solice Kirsk posted:

And yet my friend does a dime in Cook County for stabbing a guy in a street fight. This loving country.

Well, next time he wants to commit a crime he should be white and rich and have an influential family.

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

egon_beeblebrox posted:

John Landis murdered two kids and an actor with a helicopter and now his son makes lovely movies.

John Landis did a guest class for us in college. The day before, the professor told us that anybody who brought up Twilight Zone would be expelled.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



TheWeepingHorse posted:

John Landis did a guest class for us in college. The day before, the professor told us that anybody who brought up Twilight Zone would be expelled.

lol

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

TheWeepingHorse posted:

John Landis did a guest class for us in college. The day before, the professor told us that anybody who brought up Twilight Zone would be expelled.

You brought it up right?

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doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Bayer, The Drug and Chemical company made the poisons and chemicals which killed millions of jews and others.


http://www.gmwatch.org/news/archive/2012/13646-bayer-and-the-holocaust

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