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Bayer also sold Heroin to kids http://www.businessinsider.com.au/y...nd-bronchitis-1
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Regular Nintendo posted:Speaking of known moron Joe Buck, HBO gave him a show. Artie Lange, who is not fond of him, was one of the first guests and it went how you'd expect Inzombiac posted:I don't know who the gently caress Joe Buck is but Artie Lang is a talentless child with mental issues. I don't remember the details but Artie was not sober in this interview. Shortly after this he was released from the Howard Stern Show for nodding off on the air (high on heroin) and becoming physically violent to the staff. A few months later this he tried to commit suicide by drinking a bottle of Clorox but threw it all up. He then stabbed himself 20 times in the stomach with a chef's knife. He was saved by his mother and fellow comedian Colin Quinn who were coincidentally were coming over to take him to rehab.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:52
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Bonzo posted:I don't remember the details but Artie was not sober in this interview. Shortly after this he was released from the Howard Stern Show for nodding off on the air (high on heroin) and becoming physically violent to the staff. A few months later this he tried to commit suicide by drinking a bottle of Clorox but threw it all up. He then stabbed himself 20 times in the stomach with a chef's knife. He was saved by his mother and fellow comedian Colin Quinn who were coincidentally were coming over to take him to rehab. drat, imagine being so rock bottom that you get saved by Colin Quinn...
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Sep 6, 2016 16:54
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Bonzo posted:I don't remember the details but Artie was not sober in this interview. Shortly after this he was released from the Howard Stern Show for nodding off on the air (high on heroin) and becoming physically violent to the staff. A few months later this he tried to commit suicide by drinking a bottle of Clorox but threw it all up. He then stabbed himself 20 times in the stomach with a chef's knife. He was saved by his mother and fellow comedian Colin Quinn who were coincidentally were coming over to take him to rehab.  
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Sep 6, 2016 17:11
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Sep 6, 2016 17:14
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The falling asleep and attacking Teddy thing actually didn't get him fired. Most of the staff wanted to see him let go since he was fighting with everyone, but Howard kept turning a blind eye to it. They have never said exactly what ended the relationship, but it sounds like Artie just kept falling deeper in to addiction and lying about it until Howard decided the show wasn't good for him and he needed to step away. After some time away, Howard realized how hosed up the situation had gotten and Artie didn't clean up for another couple of years, so the relationship was over. I (and essentially every other Howard fan) would kill for him to come in and talk about it. Artie mentioned on the podcast he would always be open to it, but for some reason Howard seems set on that never happening.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:19
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Substance abuse and humor are good friends. Most of the best material is dark as gently caress, and if you're in a place where that's all at the forefront in your mind, a little bit of vice keeps you going while you make other people laugh. Also IBM provided the computers and the technicians (since the Germans couldn't figure their stuff out) that made rounding up minority groups for the holocaust possible! IBM brought modern solutions to slice through a record-keeping/indexing gordian knot.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:19
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Sep 6, 2016 17:22
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Lifespan posted:The falling asleep and attacking Teddy thing actually didn't get him fired. Most of the staff wanted to see him let go since he was fighting with everyone, but Howard kept turning a blind eye to it. They have never said exactly what ended the relationship, but it sounds like Artie just kept falling deeper in to addiction and lying about it until Howard decided the show wasn't good for him and he needed to step away. After some time away, Howard realized how hosed up the situation had gotten and Artie didn't clean up for another couple of years, so the relationship was over. Artie wasn't the first staff member to have addiction issues, see KC Armstrong. There have also been a slew of Wack Packers that suffered from addiction, mental and physical issues. It was Stern's bread and butter.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:25
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Lifespan posted:The falling asleep and attacking Teddy thing actually didn't get him fired. Most of the staff wanted to see him let go since he was fighting with everyone, but Howard kept turning a blind eye to it. They have never said exactly what ended the relationship, but it sounds like Artie just kept falling deeper in to addiction and lying about it until Howard decided the show wasn't good for him and he needed to step away. After some time away, Howard realized how hosed up the situation had gotten and Artie didn't clean up for another couple of years, so the relationship was over. Stern has gotten super soft in recent years in terms of how he approaches poo poo on the show, I doubt he could ever bring Artie in again because it would necessitate something deeper than telling Gwen Steffani how pretty she is and asking her if she'll marry her celebrity boyfriend while Robin throws out really dumb questions that anyone paying attention already knew the answer to. Fred still owns, though
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Sep 6, 2016 17:33
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cuck cuck im gay posted:ahahaha it's so loving obvious he edited his own Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Edmondson I'm way late on this but I know him and his family and they're exactly the sort of trash you'd expect.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:43
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Lifespan posted:I (and essentially every other Howard fan) would kill for him to come in and talk about it. Artie mentioned on the podcast he would always be open to it, but for some reason Howard seems set on that never happening. Look up "Artie Drug Stories" on YouTube (I would link it but phoneposting), he basically does exactly this. I think it's from 2011 or around there, so definitely past the whole "being out for 4 days" fiasco and the Teddy thing. Closest thing I think we'll ever get to hearing the full story unless he decides to rehash it on Artie Quitter. gently caress, I love the HSS. I feel like I'm a part of these fuckers' lives as a result of it
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Sep 6, 2016 17:48
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Turdsdown Tom posted:Look up "Artie Drug Stories" on YouTube (I would link it but phoneposting), he basically does exactly this. I think it's from 2011 or around there, so definitely past the whole "being out for 4 days" fiasco and the Teddy thing. Closest thing I think we'll ever get to hearing the full story unless he decides to rehash it on Artie Quitter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNFJaLC24JE&t=521s Eventually we all find out that Artie has been on drugs since before the move to Sirius. He admitted that he paid off a doctor to sign off on his rebanb stint so that he could get insured and film the movie Beer League. EDIT: The entire crew found out about Artie's addition to heroin when he slipped up in talking to a guest of the show. They were doing some kind of bit with homeless people and one guy mentions that was a recovering addict. Artie mentions that the guy should try Subutex, a opiate blocker. When asked about how he knew this, Artie admitted that he was taking it and revealed his "former" addiction. Bonzo has a new favorite as of 18:35 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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Sep 6, 2016 18:32
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Ah, I never added this up. He fell back in to addiction (well, never really kicked it) and it manifested as bitterness/anger and he just alienated the only friends he had left. Artie did mention on his podcast that there was no big catalyst, no huge fight or anything, they just went their own ways.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:43
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Bonzo posted:EDIT: The entire crew found out about Artie's addition to heroin when he slipped up in talking to a guest of the show. They were doing some kind of bit with homeless people and one guy mentions that was a recovering addict. Artie mentions that the guy should try Subutex, a opiate blocker. When asked about how he knew this, Artie admitted that he was taking it and revealed his "former" addiction. Here's the video you're thinking of, where he hosed up by bringing up his heroin addiction. Take a shot every time Artie says "I shouldn't have said anything" or "I regret bringing this up" and you might get close to as hosed up as he is/was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuPVNyDlBmU
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Sep 6, 2016 19:02
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There's a huge 3 or 4 hour collection out there that shows how bad the addiction got and also sheds light on to why his girlfriend left him.
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Sep 6, 2016 19:15
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I thought heroin made you skinny. I know it kept me skinny.
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Sep 6, 2016 19:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:I thought heroin made you skinny. I know it kept me skinny. There were plenty of jokes about that, but his food intake was legendary. Beyond how he ate in studio (keys to the vending machine), he pay his limo driver to bring him large pizzas that he would eat in a single sitting.
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Sep 6, 2016 19:28
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Booblord Zagats posted:Stern has gotten super soft in recent years in terms of how he approaches poo poo on the show, I doubt he could ever bring Artie in again because it would necessitate something deeper than telling Gwen Steffani how pretty she is and asking her if she'll marry her celebrity boyfriend while Robin throws out really dumb questions that anyone paying attention already knew the answer to. Unfortunately it seems as though Stern has shifted toward amassing the biggest library of interviews regardless of content. I think this plays into his impending retirement but also the release of Howard360. I think the real reason why he won't have Artie on is the potential for poo poo to blow up in his face; Artie has mentioned Marci on several occasions now and I don't think he'd have any qualms about calling Howard on it mid-interview. The podcast does not have the same panache because no one gives a gently caress about random banter with people they don't care about, that's why there are 1000's of morning zoo's that no one has ever heard of/listened to.
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Sep 6, 2016 19:28
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AOL's notoriously scumbag CEO Tim Armstrong (remember when he publically complained about employees giving birth to babies that had medical problems?) actual fell for this because he is an idiot https://twitter.com/timarmstrongaol/status/730198575037173764?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Sep 6, 2016 19:36
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Lifespan posted:There were plenty of jokes about that, but his food intake was legendary. Beyond how he ate in studio (keys to the vending machine), he pay his limo driver to bring him large pizzas that he would eat in a single sitting. Oh God, his breakfast alone...Hawaiian Punch, chocolate shakes, pancakes, etc. He mentions in one of his books that the local pizza place gave him free food for life because he plugged it on the show once ot twice and business doubled. Even after the owner died they would still bring food up to Artie at no expense. Plus his mother comes over and prepares his meals for him so his diet is basically cheese and pasta.
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Sep 6, 2016 19:37
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Hell while we're at it, a thing, that happened: Howard Stern went from being the inventor of barnyard radio to being a generic talk-radio show over night by reading a self help book and firing the entirety of his staff. This operation is spearheaded by Marci Turk and is responsible for Howard's more 'PC' bent as of late. E: adding Examples of this are: - No more Gilbert Gottfried - Wendy the retard -> Wendy the Slow Adult - No more crazy Alice - Gary's office moved outside of the studio - A cut down on Sal & Richard outside of phony phone calls - The banning of Hanzi (he called Howard out on-air and was promptly dumped, only recorded East coast streams had the whole call) Gay Weed Dad has a new favorite as of 19:41 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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Sep 6, 2016 19:37
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Gay Weed Dad posted:- No more Gilbert Gottfried Artie was definitely open about Howard's new take of rubbing elbows with A listers, but even he said the Turk thing was not really true: -Gilbert does need to come back, but I am willing to bet it's that A lister thing more than his jokes. -I actually like the name changes as "the retard" is pretty dated and childish now, even for a radio show built on blue humor. -Alice's voicemails are still on, but she doesn't call in live because she is on the west coast and Howard picked up on her less once Artie left -I thought Gary's office has been outside the studio since Sirius started? -Sal has calmed down and Richard is still doing dumb poo poo (recent butt chugging and cock ring stunts) -Hanzi was fun at first, but his calls got really bad. He never had anything funny to say and would just take personal shots at the staff and their families that lacked any wit. Eventually Howard just made it in to a two day bit to see if they could get him to freak out in a funny way and he just got worse, so they stuck to it.
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Sep 6, 2016 20:27
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dick wizard posted:I'm way late on this but I know him and his family and they're exactly the sort of trash you'd expect. He's filthy rich I am assuming? Please say no
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Sep 6, 2016 20:30
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About 4 years ago, a Northern VT man channeled his own inner-Killdozer and pancaked half the county sheriffs department's cars in a tractor. And Hell, while we're on Vermont cop news, a reminder that an inmate at a state penitentiary print shop altered the decals meant for state police cruisers to include a hidden pig. 
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Sep 6, 2016 20:30
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Lifespan posted:Artie was definitely open about Howard's new take of rubbing elbows with A listers, but even he said the Turk thing was not really true: - I've heard him mention that he has spoken to former staffers and doesn't want to reveal anything outside of the 'culture' changing - They've had just as many non-names as A listers recently; Eric Andre (although I think he is on the staff full time), Robert Smigel, the chick who does the Wendy impression from SNL - Fair, but a notable change - Barely, when was the last time you heard her rap? Listening to older stuff the last two weeks she couldn't be mentioned without 'chicken bone neck, cock-sucking jew' - No, Gary's office was opposite Robin's; this office has a window that oversees the whole studio- this office now belongs to Marci; IDK why she would need such a thing seeing as how she is not on air/not to be mentioned on air - You must not remember when they first came to Sirius but Sal and Richard were in daily with their antics - While I agree with what you say about Hanzi it is a bit strange that his banning coincided with his outting of Marci. If the argument is that he is a shitcaller that was true from day one, and doesn't stop BoBo I'm not saying I expected the show to stay the same forever. Nor would I say all of the old gags are in proper taste, but there was certainly a change and Marci's new management style occurred at exactly the same timeline.
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Sep 6, 2016 20:55
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DrBouvenstein posted:About 4 years ago, a Northern VT man channeled his own inner-Killdozer and pancaked half the county sheriffs department's cars in a tractor. If I was a cop, I'd petition to keep the new logo.
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Sep 6, 2016 21:26
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Whenever this happens, I have a really hard time following what you guys are talking about. This is somehow worse than pro wrestling nerds going off about faces and heels. Why is a radio show this complicated?
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Sep 6, 2016 21:28
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HEY NONG MAN posted:Why is a radio show this complicated? Politics and Advertising Demographics. Also here is a thing that actually happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0
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Sep 6, 2016 21:30
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Powercrazy posted:Politics and Advertising Demographics. Wow. That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Sometimes crazy people are the best entertainment.
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Sep 6, 2016 21:43
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Pvt.Scott posted:If I was a cop, I'd petition to keep the new logo. okay but they have a test that weeds out people who aren't powertripping douches
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Sep 6, 2016 21:48
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I'm not saying I expected the show to stay the same forever. Nor would I say all of the old gags are in proper taste, but there was certainly a change and Marci's new management style occurred at exactly the same timeline. Ok, now I really want Artie on to talk about the changes... which means it will never happen. Back on topic, a crackhead sang "Amazing Grace" at a funeral: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpjyntdYH-U
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Sep 6, 2016 22:08
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JediTalentAgent posted:The Chicago Bears did a music video in the 80s for a hit song called The Superbowl Shuffle. the clearly superior novelty nfl song is the LA Ram's Ram It!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxkKlzInR4Y
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Sep 6, 2016 22:10
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the chargers have the best nfl song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whNOfvyPpaM how can you not groove to this.
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Sep 6, 2016 22:22
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i bet the first time a guy threw a ball through a hoop it was really cool but this whole nationalist machismo cult you sports fans espouse is creepy as gently caress
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Sep 6, 2016 22:34
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Lifespan posted:Ok, now I really want Artie on to talk about the changes... which means it will never happen. He's done some talk about it. Ask in the Stern chat thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3378673
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Sep 6, 2016 22:52
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dookifex_maximus posted:i bet the first time a guy threw a ball through a hoop it was really cool but this whole nationalist machismo cult you sports fans espouse is creepy as gently caress whatever, urkel
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Sep 6, 2016 23:38
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dookifex_maximus posted:i bet the first time a guy threw a ball through a hoop it was really cool but this whole nationalist machismo cult you sports fans espouse is creepy as gently caress Just think of it like your WoW clan.
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dookifex_maximus posted:i bet the first time a guy threw a ball through a hoop it was really cool but this whole nationalist machismo cult you sports fans espouse is creepy as gently caress Your lunch money isn't coming back, it is time to move on dude.
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