- Instruction Manuel
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Yes, it is what it looks like!
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These are some good gourds. They make me say: Good, Lord! What a gourd!
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I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give
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Gourd bless us, everyone
Seriously, though, that snake gourd owns, and I can't hate Insane Duck-Lassoing Dream Gourd or Unauthorized Lonesome Dove Fanart Gourd.
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Sep 6, 2016 22:58
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i feel bad for that big duck getting lasso'd
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Sep 6, 2016 23:21
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Do you have any gourds I can shove up my rear end??
All gourds can be shoved up your rear end if you are determined enough.
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Sep 6, 2016 23:23
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IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
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Good gourd y'all, what are they good for?
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Sep 6, 2016 23:31
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This is the best thread in SA history.
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Sep 6, 2016 23:38
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An afro is the symbol of a man.
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Good gourd y'all, what are they good for?
Gourd helps to feel good
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Sep 6, 2016 23:39
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...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
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ITT: The MotherGourde
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Sep 6, 2016 23:45
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Oh no oh god it's all true!
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If you enjoyed the gourds in today's thread, consider a donation to the American Gourd Society.
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Sep 7, 2016 01:45
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KEEP IT TIGHT!
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Seriously, no one made a Gourdie Howe?
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Sep 7, 2016 01:55
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GBS Pledge Week
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I wondered about that too. I couldn't see any seams, though, so maybe it really is just an enormous snake-shaped gourd?
i feel like starting out with a gourd that looks like a snake is cheating
like if i found a gourd shaped exactly like richard nixon's head, i should not be allowed to enter it to the gourd carving contest unless i carved it to look like LBJ, Gerald Ford, or Obama. I guess not obama though since that would be african influence.
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Sep 7, 2016 02:05
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Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
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it really makes you think
what is a gourd but a big plant egg. this big alien being egg full of alien juices and painted to look like a duck being strangled by the lone ranger
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Sep 7, 2016 02:08
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A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
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These aren't the gourds I was looking for.
Honestly. I wanted huge rear end pumpkins.
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Sep 7, 2016 02:10
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- Who Is Paul Blart
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Was there a gourd shaped like human penis?
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Sep 7, 2016 02:15
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ISILDUR's ERR
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And finally, here is a SOCIAL COMMENTARY GOURD:
I hope you have enjoyed the gourds. God bless America!!
gordon freeman
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Sep 7, 2016 02:16
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Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
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gourdon gecko
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Sep 7, 2016 02:23
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Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
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They all talk with a Gourdie accent
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Sep 7, 2016 02:38
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- corn in the bible
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Oh no oh god it's all true!
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i feel like starting out with a gourd that looks like a snake is cheating
like if i found a gourd shaped exactly like richard nixon's head, i should not be allowed to enter it to the gourd carving contest unless i carved it to look like LBJ, Gerald Ford, or Obama. I guess not obama though since that would be african influence.
It's possible they shaped it during growth to be snake-like, though, in which case it would be fair. We just don't know all the facts about this gourd!
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Sep 7, 2016 02:55
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the demogourdon
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Sep 7, 2016 02:57
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would love to plop that antler gourd down in my den, what a beaut!
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Sep 7, 2016 03:17
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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i loving love those gourds
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Sep 7, 2016 03:24
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- JiveHonky
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by zen death robot
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These aren't the gourds I was looking for.
Honestly. I wanted huge rear end pumpkins.
I had rear end pumpkins but my doctor gave me a cream and they went away. : (
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Sep 7, 2016 05:15
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Those are some cool pictures of gourds OP. Thanks for sharing.
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Sep 7, 2016 05:16
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- Nathilus
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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Those are fantastic decorative gourds, OP! Thanks for sharing this interesting stuff with SA.
Thanks rear end in a top hat now I have a powerful need to calf rope me some mallards.
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Sep 7, 2016 05:18
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Lol I know where you live OP, or at least where you attend gourd festivals. You see, I also attended this gourd gathering...
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Sep 7, 2016 05:40
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Hello, you!
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some fitting background music for the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hGSR5njZE
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Sep 7, 2016 17:47
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- corn in the bible
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Oh no oh god it's all true!
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There was probably some skill involved in growing a particularly long and snake-shaped version of the gourd for painting. Apparently that's okay to do, because goose gourd guy did the same thing.
That goose is probably just a swan gourd.
Yeah, it's pretty clear he just got a goose-shaped gourd and painted it, but I still think it looks neat. I really liked the armadillo, though.
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Sep 7, 2016 17:54
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That cowboy is not looking pleased about his gourd-mate.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:25
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- Bulgogi Hoagie
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We
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by housewives, for housewives
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Sep 7, 2016 18:26
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My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
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I came here to laugh, but honestly the creativity and some of the execution won me over
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Sep 7, 2016 23:41
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Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
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and the best part is, you can eat it after the show!
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Sep 8, 2016 14:16
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looks like you had a really gourd time
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Sep 8, 2016 14:19
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Do you think you could plant a gourd seed in ur colon and it'd grow a big ol gourd in ur rear end
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- corn in the bible
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Oh no oh god it's all true!
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How does BYOB feel about gourds? Tell me about it.
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