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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

play this as loud as you can and you'll feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqb2cnha7KE

i love APMD

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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i am at home now and they gave me flomax, hydrocodone-acetaminophen 800mg and like 300mg ibuprofen

the pain is manageable and i'm drinking a fuckton of water, just finished my fifth bottle

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
what do you have to do/not to do avoid having to piss out rocks

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

bump_fn posted:

what do you have to do/not to do avoid having to piss out rocks

stay hydrated

i've heard drinking a lot of soda is a big one for causing it too

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

yeah, mostly stay very hydrated. there might be genetic factors. there are different types of stones so docs will usually want you to retrieve it when one passes for analysis.



here's a table for type occurance



that page has a click-through to an index of images of different crystal types

duTrieux. fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Sep 7, 2016

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i usually drink a lot of water, it's probably my diet tbh

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel
i've had 10 stones. just drink your water, take your flomax and oxy, and go to your happy place until you piss out that rock baby

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

duTrieux. posted:

yeah, mostly stay very hydrated. there might be genetic factors. there are different types of stones so docs will usually want you to retrieve it when one passes for analysis.



here's a table for type occurance



that page has a click-through to an index of images of different crystal types

What do I have to eat to piss out a mystic struvite pyramid

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

also be careful about calcium in your water, my dad got a lot of kidney stones but we have a ton of calcium in our water and when he switched to just drinking jug water he hasn't had one since

enough calcium to kill a keurig in 3 months flat

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
this thread is incredibly painful to read right now

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Apocadall posted:

enough calcium to kill a keurig in 3 months flat

don't you think it might have been the coffee?

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

SmokaDustbowl posted:

don't you think it might have been the coffee?

it clogged up the reservoir, we have to scrape it out of the hose thing on the sink every so many months too or it clogs up completely and stops working

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Lmao those crystal shapes are like they're intentionally designed to cause the most pain possible





Good luck getting out of your wack piss crystal prison

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom
i would really appreciate not looking at more piss crystals thanks
get well soon

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
those look like incredibly hosed up things to pass through your winky

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
yo all this stuff looks and sounds loving horrible holy poo poo

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeuB5loCl-Y

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

big scary monsters posted:

those look like incredibly hosed up things to pass through your winky

nah, the urethra is no problem. the pain is mostly from the ureter, which runs between the kidney and bladder. it's a deep pain.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Wait... one of the photos is of a pearl necklace encrusted in piss crystals.

...

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i'm going to have a big glass of water to dilute my piss right now

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

big scary monsters posted:

i'm going to have a big glass of water to dilute my piss right now



You (as in everyone in this thread who isn't currently suffering from kidney stones) probably don't drink enough water.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

epipen posted:

i would really appreciate not looking at more piss crystals thanks
get well soon

i can only charge them when i piss w/ a bro who also has a crystal

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Davethulhu posted:

You (as in everyone in this thread who isn't currently suffering from kidney stones) probably don't drink enough water.

your body has this crazy ability to tell you that you need to drink more water called "being thirsty" that takes about 20 minutes or so to activate when you need water

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
turn left pics thread

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

graph posted:

turn left pics thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK2Ntk6Zb6g

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Sorry, its the badass crystal thread now

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

SynthOrange posted:

Lmao those crystal shapes are like they're intentionally designed to cause the most pain possible





Good luck getting out of your wack piss crystal prison

proof god is real and he hates us

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
let's get this thread back on track w/ some clickbait headlines

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

let's get this thread back on track w/ some clickbait headlines



Huffington Ghost

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

duTrieux. fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Sep 7, 2016

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMTuwDS8DM

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



duTrieux. posted:

yeah, mostly stay very hydrated. there might be genetic factors. there are different types of stones so docs will usually want you to retrieve it when one passes for analysis.



here's a table for type occurance



that page has a click-through to an index of images of different crystal types

theyre minerals, marie

SynthOrange posted:

Good luck getting out of your wack piss crystal prison

pysstal prison

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

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Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

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i'm the airlander blimp

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Glorgnole posted:

beep beep coming through

i'm the airlander blimp

I wanna shoot rpg rockets at this libertopia

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