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ghost emoji posted:Is that the one with the dead dog? That dead dog is probably the most fortunate character in the story.
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When Lemon guested on IDEOTV there was a moment where JW Friedman offhandedly mentioned that thing Frank West read because someone had suggested it for their podcast. Lemon started screaming "DO NOT READ THAT BOOK" repeatedly.
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Deport The Irish posted:Ice Chewing contains my favorite reaction, when one lady is talking about how she goes floor to floor with a garbage bag to empty out all the ice machines at work and Adam just yells "this is something goblins do!" That was Boots. The day after FPlus Live 3, a few of us got together for breakfast and we asked Frank West, basically, what the hell was wrong with him. He said he just asked Lemon or Montrith to find something with the premise "if you die in the Internet, you die in real life." Why he didn't quietly ask for a different book to read after he started reading, I don't know.
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I'm legitimately curious about what the rest of that terrible book is like, but not enough to give any money whatsoever to the author.
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Sep 4, 2016 19:12
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Ok, well now I have to go back and listen to that episode.
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i liked that one email to IDEOTV detailing the author of that book's website (i think it was an email at least), with lots of relitigating forum arguments and "Here's THE TRUTH about gun control!"
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Frank West asking the listener to send him stories about dog loving will always be my favorite Frank West moment.
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ManMythLegend posted:Ok, well now I have to go back and listen to that episode. I just went back because of this thread, and holy poo poo was it worse than I remember. Wow.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Actually, the worst F+ reading is drat near objectively Frank West's from the third live show. There are three parts to the third show recording. Which part is this one in?
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The guy wanting to divorce his wife midway through r/ecuseyourself is the worst person they've ever read.
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EmmyOk posted:The guy wanting to divorce his wife midway through r/ecuseyourself is the worst person they've ever read. The correct answer is Roosh "Self-admitted rapist" V. But that guy is pretty up there.
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It's 'worst reading' versus 'worst subject'. Roosh V is definitely a worse person, but Frank's reading is a lot worse to actually listen to I think.
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McGlockenshire posted:There are three parts to the third show recording. Which part is this one in? Late in the first one. Also check out part 2 for Stog's christmas story.
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I didn't realise they had read anything by Roosh V actually! Anyone this guy is pretty odious, here's a list of bullet points of what he did. Wasn't working because his wife was paying him to go to college Started texting some teenager he was in college with and called his wife a bitch when she asked him not to Wanted to take custody of their child and give it to his mother to raise instead of his wife having it Wanted to know if his wife constantly tyring to have sex with him and sending sexy pictures was grounds for sexual harassment so he could speed up the divorce Remember he isn't working so it's all his wife's money, wanted to know if he could withdraw all the money in their shared account right after her next pay day so she couldn't get a lawyer Wanted to know if an affair with the college teenager would make a divorce case go badly for him Bemoaned why his wife was such a bitch to make him suffer like this
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Wait, isn't that the guy from the legal advice episode?
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MooCowlian posted:Wait, isn't that the guy from the legal advice episode? Yeah he is. I think EmmyOk kind of switched the subject of "this guy" on accident because he did post this up the page: EmmyOk posted:The guy wanting to divorce his wife midway through r/ecuseyourself is the worst person they've ever read.
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After an unfortunate delay, there's a new Extra Credit! This time around, poor Nutshell Gulag has to revisit Is It Normal?
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ghost emoji posted:Is that the one with the dead dog? Thats a detail I keep forgetting (repressing?). I also forget the 9/11 part. It was too much terrible, a critical mass of terrible. I will always remember the "orgasm that would result in Tom's death".
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So I take it extra credit is "Extra Credit" is more a place for individual ridiculists to visit pet topics and maybe try some new readers, while the FPlus is more a Lemon-driven / Communal project where you have to have four or five people agree "Yeah, this is funny."?
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SEXMAN can probably explain the mission statement better but it's basically the podcast for people from ballp.it to do material that wasn't picked up for a full episode for whatever reason.
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EmmyOk posted:I didn't realise they had read anything by Roosh V actually! He's had an entire episode a long while back.
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Djeser posted:SEXMAN can probably explain the mission statement better but it's basically the podcast for people from ballp.it to do material that wasn't picked up for a full episode for whatever reason. Basically we're The Asylum to the F Plus's Dreamworks.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:After an unfortunate delay, there's a new Extra Credit! This time around, poor Nutshell Gulag has to revisit Is It Normal?
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Man, JimmyFranks' lacrimation reading from the homeopathy episode is one of the best things that have happened to my ears in recent memory.
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This is not the first app ever made, so who cares.
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steinrokkan posted:This is not the first app ever made, so who cares. Your statistic is correct. There are probably hundreds of apps.
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So I've been working my way backwards through Lou Reads and just finished the one where he reads the gay furry cock vore piece. I just got to the part in F Plus Live 3 when Frank West comes up to do his horrible thing. Is his going to be better or worse than gay furry cock vore? Also, what has gone wrong with my life that I've typed "gay furry cock vore" more than zero times? McGlockenshire fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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Gay furry cock vore is much, much nicer than Frank's reading.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Gay furry cock vore is much, much nicer than Frank's reading. Oh man, I was somewhat prepared for the dog, but the child rape... jesus, I wasn't ready. 
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Is it only gay furry cock vore because the cock is voring a male? Would it be straight furry cock vore if it was a female instead? I guess that loses a bit of punch.
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They had sex first, didn't they? I'd rather not go back and check. I mean, it's always polite to gently caress someone before absorbing them into your genitals.
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McGlockenshire posted:They had sex first, didn't they? I'd rather not go back and check. It's sexually charged that way, so it's gay. Much like the "FROT FIGHTER" guy, where fighting was a 'gay' act. This is the same internet where you can do a search for ben ten, and get "brother eats sister incest straight" on deviant art with no explicit sex elements but still considered ' straight incest' because the person who tagged it knows it's designed to get vore weirdos to spank it to that image. I hope that makes sense, translating for crazy people is hard.
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I suspect it would be relatively infrequent for a frottage in the woods to not include two males mashing their junk together, so that is sort of inherently gay. But a furry cock can vore anything, presumably, and really the awful part about cock vore is the voring, not the homosexuality. Honestly this just sounds like thinly veiled homophobia.
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Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:"FROT FIGHTER"
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RyokoTK posted:really the awful part about cock vore is the voring, not the homosexuality.
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RyokoTK posted:I suspect it would be relatively infrequent for a frottage in the woods to not include two males mashing their junk together, so that is sort of inherently gay. But a furry cock can vore anything, presumably, and really the awful part about cock vore is the voring, not the homosexuality. I don't have a problem with gay people. I have a problem with fetishists who bring their creepiness into otherwise non-sexual areas. Do a movie shot that somehow includes feet? Write a passing mention about a bog that few people travel through because it sucks and you could drown? Have a scene in your video game or cartoon where a character gets his butt lit on fire? Suddenly "the authors are totally one of us." and you have a ton of guys faving and commenting who are obviously only into it because it gets their dicks hard and they presume everyone else feels the same way. Vore is just one of those things. And "alternative vore" is double stupid because that's not even how eating something works. Sham bam bamina! posted:Are you going out of your way to not type "COCKRUB WARRIOR"? Do you not believe that cockrub warriors rule? I just like alliteration. Wanking Warriors. Cockrub Conquistadors. Penile Pugilists. Focacciasaurus_Rex fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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RyokoTK posted:I suspect it would be relatively infrequent for a frottage in the woods to not include two males mashing their junk together, so that is sort of inherently gay. But a furry cock can vore anything, presumably, and really the awful part about cock vore is the voring, not the homosexuality. What the gently caress happened that a) led to this post existing, and b) led to me understanding it? The internet is amazing.
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