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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Looks like a bitching album cover.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
nvm

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

Looks like a bitching album cover.

of course you'd say that

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012






What is he, some kind of man-pug?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Dunny why you wouldn't use a penguin.

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

My Lovely Horse posted:

Dunny why you wouldn't use a penguin.

Frog.

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

Mr. 47 posted:



I have so many questions.

This one makes more sense to me than most of those covers, so I'm going to just accept this one and move on to the next.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Rumda posted:

And why couldn't they cut it to size properly.

It shrinks slightly as its changed.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



You know, every time I see this, I realize I will never be as excited about anything as that dog is about drinking from a bathtub faucet at full blast :3:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Kwyndig posted:

You know, every time I see this, I realize I will never be as excited about anything as that dog is about drinking from a bathtub faucet at full blast :3:

Man will never be able to handle being that excited about anything.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

RareAcumen posted:

Man will never be able to handle being that excited about anything.

It's possible, but then you're at risk of becoming excitement tolerant.

You'll never be happy again. :stare:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Ak Gara posted:

It's possible, but then you're at risk of becoming excitement tolerant.

You'll never be happy again. :stare:

So nothing will change. :v:

:smith:

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

My dog insists on drinking from the tub. She has a bowl of water in the kitchen. She has a bowl of water on the back porch. She insists on tub water, so we have to keep a little cup full of water in there for her. She and this corgi would get along so well.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Ak Gara posted:

It's possible, but then you're at risk of becoming excitement tolerant.

You'll never be happy again. :stare:

If you reach and sustain that level of excitement for too long you just burn through time and space and enter the sixth dimension.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

RareAcumen posted:

If you reach and sustain that level of excitement for too long you just burn through time and space and enter the sixth dimension.



I await the story of Florida Man blowing his partner's head clean off due to this contraption.

lost in postation
Aug 14, 2009

orange sky
May 7, 2007


I'm the totally not gay banner with a ripped dude and a lens flare on his crotch.

The loving website is called "Hard Dawn".

I guess that's a satire website right?

"RuPaul's Drag Race is Luring Kids Into the Dangerous World of Illuminati Shape-Shifting"

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

I want that Leonard Nimoy faking his own death to take control of the Illuminati headline to be a movie.

He didnt just become a member, he fought for control

Woodburger
Dec 5, 2004

...Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.
I realized it was fake but not before I read this and it had me laughing out loud.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



^^ That's what got me too.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Bonster posted:

My dog insists on drinking from the tub. She has a bowl of water in the kitchen. She has a bowl of water on the back porch. She insists on tub water, so we have to keep a little cup full of water in there for her. She and this corgi would get along so well.

Crazy bitch.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I'm the dry Gilbert someone's getting tonight.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/VQk16If.mp4



Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

RareAcumen posted:

If you reach and sustain that level of excitement for too long you just burn through time and space and enter the sixth dimension.



So if you don't sleep perfectly still you'll probably be woken up by a shotgun dropping on your head a few times a week? A small price to pay for personal safety and are freedoms!

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

This is a trove of potential goon names.

calibrated to confuse
histrionic shriek
a hairless asian
serpentinata pose
former farm boy
effete intellectual

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Doctor Malaver posted:

This is a trove of potential culture ship names.

calibrated to confuse
histrionic shriek
a hairless asian
serpentinata pose
former farm boy
effete intellectual

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




There are at least three goons furiously masturbating to this right now.



It just occurred to me that this phrase is true for pretty much any post on this forum.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Random Stranger posted:

There are at least three goons furiously masturbating to this right now.



It just occurred to me that this phrase is true for pretty much any post on this forum.

guess what I'm doing right now to this

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

There are at least three goons furiously masturbating to this right now.



It just occurred to me that this phrase is true for pretty much any post on this forum.

:flashfap: :flashfap: :flashfap: :flashfap:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Random Stranger posted:

There are at least three goons furiously masturbating to this right now.



It just occurred to me that this phrase is true for pretty much any post on this forum.

I just got stuck watching the gif for ten minutes because I was waiting for the Tom and Jerry episode to start.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Doctor Malaver posted:

This is a trove of potential goon names.

calibrated to confuse
histrionic shriek
a hairless asian
serpentinata pose
former farm boy
effete intellectual


"Anal aggressor"
"Urban queer"
"Veiny delights"

The real gold is in the comments section.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Almost all of those are wannabe GBS superstar usernames, yeah.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

for fucks sake posted:

"Anal aggressor"


What's my cousin gotten into?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

amityville anus posted:

What's my cousin gotten into?

An anus.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

I want that Leonard Nimoy faking his own death to take control of the Illuminati headline to be a movie.

He didnt just become a member, he fought for control

I don't care if it's a movie, I just want it to be true. :smith:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

for fucks sake posted:

"Anal aggressor"

Butthole Bandito, Starfish Savage, Sphincter Tincture and Crack Criminal also acceptable options

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


I thought the pirate thing was played out a while ago.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Guess the whole revenge thing didn't work out too well, huh?

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Waste of a perfectly good Tasha

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