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Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
In the Uncharted 4 where Drake took the Malaysia job, he accidentally stumbles upon a series of clues that lead to Atlantis.

Also the Atlanteans are all robots.

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Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Drake is part Kangaroo, part Koala

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012

Ometeotl posted:

Drake is part Kangaroo, part Koala

Come on, he's not THAT dumb.

General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky

General Ironicus posted:

The forums added the http bit, but it works as just gextra.life. You can also use the much less memorable http://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=214807 instead.

We've been live for almost 12 hours, raised over 17 thousand, and boy are my Gex tired. Please come by and join the fun!

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

General Ironicus posted:

We've been live for almost 12 hours, raised over 17 thousand, and boy are my Gex tired. Please come by and join the fun!

I KNEW I was forgetting something today! Thanks for the reminder.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


General Ironicus posted:

We've been live for almost 12 hours, raised over 17 thousand, and boy are my Gex tired. Please come by and join the fun!

:eyepop: Awesome work! Thats a lot of treasure for a good cause!

Buzzsaw Roomba
Feb 14, 2012

Christ, what an asshole.
Fine work, gentlemen.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
The thing I learned during Gextra Life is that Gex actually had an entirely different voice actor and script in Europe and Australia! There, he's a suave Bond-esque figure.

It's honestly way more tolerable.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Tippis posted:

Everyone lives happily ever after. Except Rafe who's stuck in Scotland.

But it turns out the Scotland lead wasn't a red herring after all. The origin of Victor Sullivan revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOZyLmNMJs

CJacobs posted:

When you think about it, Crash Bandicoot is basically Drake. He's a big dummy that runs around killing off the local population so he can get shiny treasure while causing tons and tons of property damage. It's just that in Crash, the only property available to damage is crates.

The pieces are coming together, people!!! :tinfoil: :aaaaa:

Anchors
Nov 27, 2007
27k gex bux earned. That was one hell of a stream and thank for all the entertainment. I hope you link the endless galleries of fanart and the eventual Gex Miserables musical that was promised. Next year I'm going to have to be more prepared and have some donation incentives ready to go.
#Gexby4ever #pweasenogexxy

Chip Cheezum
Sep 5, 2006

Sic Parvis Magna and all that
We made over $27,000 for Hurley Children's Hospital, wow!! If you missed our stream, I'm going to be putting them up on our YouTube channel in the next day or so. Uncharted 4 will be back with two new episodes this Wednesday!

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That is a lot of loot you didn't have to hawk questionably obtained legendary relics OR destroy immeasurably ancient civilizations for, good job!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
The only thing destroyed was Chip's pride, thanks to those Rez boss fights.

TheLoser
Apr 1, 2011

You make my korokoro go dokidoki.
The vile pirate skeleton from Gex 3 has finally been defeated. Chip can rest peacefully for the first time in months.

Chip Cheezum
Sep 5, 2006

Sic Parvis Magna and all that
The last few streams are now up! I highly recommend seeing the adventures that Aiden Pearce and Adam Jensen had together. We've also got the test stream from the night before Gextra Life up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb6XmpfN3s4
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVHUva4eYDU
The Adventures of Aiden Pearce and Adam Jensen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZriuUX8k9U
The Gextra Life Pre-Stream

CrashScreen
Nov 11, 2012

Chip Cheezum posted:

We made over $27,000 for Hurley Children's Hospital, wow!!

This is pretty good. Nice work!

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
I have only just caught up with this LP and I must complain that there has not been nearly enough Sully thus far.

Other than that, this LP is absolutely fantastic.

NeruVolpi
Apr 23, 2016
Should we change the thread's name to
"3 hours in and still not enough Sully" ?

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
I think that would be for the best.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

None of the games had enough Sully, even the one about Drake and Sully's relationship

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
There will never be enough Sully. Not until he has subdivided enough to overwhelm the entire planet dozens of times over. You ever heard of the grey goo theory? Well, Sully's gray, and goo oozes from him wherever he goes. Think about it.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Uncharted 5: Sully Eater
Uncharted 6: Sully Walker
Uncharted 6.5: Ground Sully
Uncharted 7: The Phantom Sully

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
A prequel that is just Sully in 60's a heist movie, ya know those ones that always involved casinos or poo poo the Nazis stole back in the day. Maybe both some how. I would enjoy that if it was played completely straight.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Fellbat posted:

A prequel that is just Sully in 60's a heist movie, ya know those ones that always involved casinos or poo poo the Nazis stole back in the day. Maybe both some how. I would enjoy that if it was played completely straight.

Ocean's 11, starring Sully and 9 other Sully clones and Frank Sinatra

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
I would unironically love an Uncharted spinoff that's the Adventures of Young Victor Sullivan.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Yeah, I've already been blown away by how awesome this game is so far and we haven't even started our adventure yet, I just can't wait until Sully shows up and take things to the next level.

fennesz
Dec 29, 2008

Kai Tave posted:

I would unironically love an Uncharted spinoff that's the Adventures of Young Victor Sullivan.

Half of the game is cigar smoking QTE's while Someone Else goes and does the hard bits.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Instead of picking up treasures, Sully picks up cigars.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

Funky Valentine posted:

Instead of picking up treasures, Sully picks up cigars.



The plot is set.

Shoeless
Sep 2, 2011

Kai Tave posted:

I would unironically love an Uncharted spinoff that's the Adventures of Young Victor Sullivan.

As long as despite being young, he still looks exactly the same as he does in the Uncharted games. Sully transcends aging.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Shoeless posted:

As long as despite being young, he still looks exactly the same as he does in the Uncharted games. Sully transcends aging.

A neolithic man picks up a shiny rock. This is the first time humans have laid eyes on gold.

A middle-aged Victor Sullivan steals it from the neolithic man.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Funky Valentine posted:

Ocean's 11, starring Sully and 9 other Sully clones and Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra is just Sully going through a phase and trying a new technique for hitting on women.

Tippis fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Sep 7, 2016

White Coke
May 29, 2015
It was such a shame when Sully's mother died of complications from giving birth to a 50 year old man.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Funky Valentine posted:

Uncharted 5: Sully Eater
Uncharted 6: Sully Walker
Uncharted 6.5: Ground Sully
Uncharted 7: The Phantom Sully

Can't wait for the Sully Pachinko machine.

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
There's even a movie called Sully that's out now.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Sully crashlanding in the Hudson is the reason nobody wants to go in the Hudson now

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince

Phy posted:

Sully crashlanding in the Hudson is the reason nobody wants to go in the Hudson now

His venereal diseases are now all over that river. You can die merely by touching the water if your immune system is too weak.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In ten thousand years, after we've created extinction level events with our lifestyle, life will emerge from the Hudson once more, and Victor Sullivan will be there to greet his oozing brood.

skullhead tethyis
Dec 30, 2015
moshi-moshi, Chippu-des?


the thread's at wits end, keeps muttering about the "scullingularity" and old-man apotheosis of handsome
when's that Wednesday update coming?

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Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Tashilicious posted:

In ten thousand years, after we've created extinction level events with our lifestyle, life will emerge from the Hudson once more, and Victor Sullivan will be there to greet his oozing brood.
Sully Stranding?

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