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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

ohgodwhat posted:

Arizona with its expiration dates set years after most Arizonans turn senile.

Surely that can't make it less useful as an ID to have a picture from thirty years ago.

only the new voluntary expensive AZ ids are real id compliant, and they expire after 8 years

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ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

American passport renewal procedure:

whaddayamean I gotta have a passport to get inta Canada what about the CONSTITUTION what about MY RIGHTS as a NATURAL BORN FREE PERSON ON THE LAND also TECHNICALLY I AM A BOAT and BOATS DONT NEED PASSPORTS

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

ohgodwhat posted:

Arizona with its expiration dates set years after most Arizonans turn senile.

Surely that can't make it less useful as an ID to have a picture from thirty years ago.

wisconsins id laws made it so that i had to present a photo id where i had a beard to the tsa when i flew to vegas, even though i had transitioned (and lasered that motherfucker off) months before that. rear end in a top hat held it up next to my head and made a show of comparing it to me for 5 minutes before they took me off to a room and molested the gently caress out of me. then they swabbed my tits, rear end, crotch for bomb residue in front of the entire security line anyway.

meanwhile vegas tsa waved me through a metal detector and told me to have a nice flight. the tsa is a secfuck in every dimension and layer all at once.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



grooooaaaannnnnnnn

https://twitter.com/admmo/status/771366472924790784

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

present a photo id where i had a beard...then they swabbed my tits...

that may have been why they were suspicious just fyi. nothing in the wisconsin dmv rules seems to prohibit you from getting a new photo ID when you look very different

one time i got pulled aside and searched because i had explosive and cocaine residue on my hands after handling chips in a casino. tsa sometimes does their job

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

eh I got pulled aside and swabbed because the Memphis airport TSA staff was bored (they seriously see maybe 100 travelers a day).

I also found out that the reflective strip on my Levi 511 Commuter jeans will 100% earn my ankles a pat-down.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
I once got random bag checked and chatted w/ the tsa guy looking thru my bag. we were both white dudes and apparently his sister went to the same school as me so he let me keep a metal fork I had in my bag. they aren't all terrible but most of them are. tsa is the people who are too fail to even be cops.

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
https://www.leakedsource.com/i/lastfmlong.txt

quote:

Here are a few of the longer passwords in the Last.fm database we thought were interesting as requested by @SwiftOnSecurity

Length Password

46 alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying
46 perseusandtheseamonsterperseusandtheseamonster
45 tuhgsbemakinuottuhgsbemakinuottuhgsbemakinuot
45 MganificentBuxeMganificentBuxeMganificentBuxe
45 kiirosillynijnakiirosillynijnakiirosillynijna
45 pnukgirl5121990pnukgirl5121990pnukgirl5121990
45 klilthepreppiesklilthepreppiesklilthepreppies
45 msrillamongosoemsrillamongosoemsrillamongosoe
45 hiuztilopochtlihiuztilopochtlihiuztilopochtli
45 WthAmIDoingHereWthAmIDoingHereWthAmIDoingHere
45 CehrryDestroyerCehrryDestroyerCehrryDestroyer
45 GdoHatesACowardGdoHatesACowardGdoHatesACoward
45 MraiaCapitolinaMraiaCapitolinaMraiaCapitolina
45 MroeThanYouKonwMroeThanYouKonwMroeThanYouKonw
45 122333444455555666666777777788888888999999999
45 cahrleyhellfirecahrleyhellfirecahrleyhellfire
45 DaedlySymbiosisDaedlySymbiosisDaedlySymbiosis
45 iisngforpatrcikiisngforpatrcikiisngforpatrcik
45 tehscorpion2004tehscorpion2004tehscorpion2004
45 fulffylittleedvfulffylittleedvfulffylittleedv
45 lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
45 cmomon_nonsecnecmomon_nonsecnecmomon_nonsecne
45 122333444455555666666777777788888888999999999
45 Teh_Curly_BeastTeh_Curly_BeastTeh_Curly_Beast
43 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
43 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
43 paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
42 GdurunAndrea26GdurunAndrea26GdurunAndrea26
42 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
42 OprheusTheBardOprheusTheBardOprheusTheBard
42 rmoanianhiphoprmoanianhiphoprmoanianhiphop
42 FtuureProphecyFtuureProphecyFtuureProphecy
42 mnoey_JB_moneymnoey_JB_moneymnoey_JB_money
42 nciholestevensnciholestevensnciholestevens
42 ieclandexprsesieclandexprsesieclandexprses
42 Huakur-DeLongeHuakur-DeLongeHuakur-DeLonge
42 TehPlasticTreeTehPlasticTreeTehPlasticTree
42 Rboot_CarnivalRboot_CarnivalRboot_Carnival
42 iacnmakeamesssiacnmakeamesssiacnmakeamesss
42 Lkie_a_featherLkie_a_featherLkie_a_feather
42 ItnellegibilisItnellegibilisItnellegibilis
42 tarin_to_braintarin_to_braintarin_to_brain
42 ferddieLiciuosferddieLiciuosferddieLiciuos
42 sitlluppsteypasitlluppsteypasitlluppsteypa
42 MgihtyDutchmanMgihtyDutchmanMgihtyDutchman
42 smauelsmaraosnsmauelsmaraosnsmauelsmaraosn
42 agnry_barvisalagnry_barvisalagnry_barvisal
42 sonsofanarchymotorcycleclubredwoodoriginal
42 llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
42 MrobidAngel_90MrobidAngel_90MrobidAngel_90
42 Crevantes_goldCrevantes_goldCrevantes_gold
42 garmofonomankagarmofonomankagarmofonomanka
42 dnaiel_werwolfdnaiel_werwolfdnaiel_werwolf
42 ailcefrancescaailcefrancescaailcefrancesca
42 HaertlessBitchHaertlessBitchHaertlessBitch
42 spuapledelightspuapledelightspuapledelight
42 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
42 Nuerotic-pulseNuerotic-pulseNuerotic-pulse
42 Bolod_all_overBolod_all_overBolod_all_over
42 niosetothetapeniosetothetapeniosetothetape
41 This War Is Ours (The Guillotine Part II)
40 lorenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
40 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
40 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/
40 viniciusviniciusviniciusviniciusvinicius
40 ilikedyoubeforeyouwerenakedontheinternet
40 <script>alert(document.cookie);</script>
40 puppyfaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
40 pupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupu
40 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
39 PnaterA_SivaNPnaterA_SivaNPnaterA_SivaN
39 000000000000000000000000000000000000000
39 TehScorpion04TehScorpion04TehScorpion04
39 btbhorsteisnsbtbhorsteisnsbtbhorsteisns
39 iosldelaholdeiosldelaholdeiosldelaholde
39 Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box
39 onaa_darkutzaonaa_darkutzaonaa_darkutza
39 qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
39 setina-frekaosetina-frekaosetina-frekao
39 VteeranRangerVteeranRangerVteeranRanger
39 ehtermachinesehtermachinesehtermachines
39 pirmeirocrimepirmeirocrimepirmeirocrime
39 NeitolerancjaNeitolerancjaNeitolerancja
39 sahtteredsoulsahtteredsoulsahtteredsoul
39 fulnitrazepamfulnitrazepamfulnitrazepam
39 N_oDifferenceN_oDifferenceN_oDifference
39 dnanisometimednanisometimednanisometime
39 muariciomottamuariciomottamuariciomotta
39 TmoerRotsteinTmoerRotsteinTmoerRotstein
39 lgihtspeed101lgihtspeed101lgihtspeed101
39 itmhecatsmoewitmhecatsmoewitmhecatsmoew
39 gragoylle_ltkgragoylle_ltkgragoylle_ltk
39 Dvaid_IcelnadDvaid_IcelnadDvaid_Icelnad
39 jhoannabjokrsjhoannabjokrsjhoannabjokrs
39 durnks_loversdurnks_loversdurnks_lovers
39 dloliloverobydloliloverobydloliloveroby
39 The unveiling of the company of heaven.
39 AamndaxpleaseAamndaxpleaseAamndaxplease
39 keyrtyrdwordskeyrtyrdwordskeyrtyrdwords
39 eelctricbirdseelctricbirdseelctricbirds
39 garcefulllovegarcefulllovegarcefulllove
39 yuoxkilledxityuoxkilledxityuoxkilledxit
39 siptmyrage__xsiptmyrage__xsiptmyrage__x
39 oilverthefzikoilverthefzikoilverthefzik
39 BaeutyBletturBaeutyBletturBaeutyBlettur
39 csasettetaepscsasettetaepscsasettetaeps
39 sahllowxheartsahllowxheartsahllowxheart

fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder

How many butcoins from that?

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Rooney McNibnug posted:

quote:

40 <script>alert(document.cookie);</script>

i've got the same combination on my luggage!

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Rooney McNibnug posted:

<script>alert(document.cookie);</script>

some of those are real good but that's the best one.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

Rooney McNibnug posted:

41 This War Is Ours (The Guillotine Part II)

seems like someone knows what's up

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
I'm the punk girl born long after punk died.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

M_Gargantua posted:

that may have been why they were suspicious just fyi. nothing in the wisconsin dmv rules seems to prohibit you from getting a new photo ID when you look very different

one time i got pulled aside and searched because i had explosive and cocaine residue on my hands after handling chips in a casino. tsa sometimes does their job

i tried. they literally wouldnt let me get a new id until i had legally changed my name, updated it with the ssa, and brought in a letter from my doctor. they said they couldnt issue a new id just because i "didnt like the picture". maybe the clerk who told me that was just an rear end in a top hat tho.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

i tried. they literally wouldnt let me get a new id until i had legally changed my name, updated it with the ssa, and brought in a letter from my doctor. they said they couldnt issue a new id just because i "didnt like the picture". maybe the clerk who told me that was just an rear end in a top hat tho.

"i lost my ID and i need a new one"

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Wyh do so many of these have the 2nd and 3rd characters swapped?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
people take their name/username/email and then swap a character and paste it a few times.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Slanderer posted:

"i lost my ID and i need a new one"

every time i've done this they pull up my picture from when i was 15 and print one out with that on it

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
In 2007 I had gotten drunk as gently caress and lost my license the night before I had to fly to Atlanta from RDU for my technical sales job. I took a taxi had no photo ID and got there 15 minutes before gate closure and still made my flight.

In a better world this would be the norm for everyone however, in this, the gayest of earths, that was apparently a privilege. Why can't that be official policy for everyone?

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011

alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying is a pretty memorable password

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

every time i've done this they pull up my picture from when i was 15 and print one out with that on it

yep. i at least I got a new one at 25 when I moved back to illinois from wisconsin but that was 7 years and two cards ago. hopefully with the new RealID Compliant license I'll get a new photo when this one expires in...2018

it also says my weight is 175 which is correct now but back then i was 30 lbs heavier. they just copied that info from my Wisconsin license

also they gave me my title to my car before it was paid off when I transferred it from wisconsin to illinois :getin:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



apseudonym posted:

alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying is a pretty memorable password

it would be a better one if it wasn't a bloodhound gang song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011

Midjack posted:

it would be a better one if it wasn't a bloodhound gang song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw

Oh, I thought someone was creative.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Shaggar posted:

people take their name/username/email and then swap a character and paste it a few times.

yeah but why the 2nd and 3rd letter every time? seems weirdly consistent in that list

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

I'm the kill the preppies

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






apseudonym posted:

Oh, I thought someone was creative.

then it wouldn't have been so easy to crack

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




spankmeister posted:

then it wouldn't have been so easy to crack
do we know for sure that lastfm passwords were not stored in plain text like them 100mil rambler leak?

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
top 10 passwords of the last fm leak
123456
password
lastfm
123456789
qwerty
abc123
abcdefg
12345
1234
music

DreddyMatt
Nov 25, 2002
MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE OF CURRENT EVENTS IS EXCEEDED ONLY BY MY UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR PISS. FUK U AMERIKKKA!!

flakeloaf posted:

anything in italy involving paperwork is a hopeless cyclone of despair and bribery c/d


that's a big c.
Offices only open to the public 1 day a week, endless bureaucracy, and queues that never quite move.
Alternatively, you know the right people and breeze in past the queue and get poo poo done in 20 minutes.

A friend of mine was trying to get planning permission to renovate a flat he'd bought in the historical centre of a city. he spent 6+ months trying to get his paperwork sorted out. eventually he grew tired of that game, spoke to a politician friend of his and got his paperwork a week later

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Powercrazy posted:

had to fly to Atlanta from RDU

first off, goondolences

Powercrazy posted:

In 2007 I had gotten drunk as gently caress and lost my license. I took a taxi had no photo ID and got there 15 minutes before gate closure and still made my flight.

In a better world this would be the norm for everyone however, in this, the gayest of earths, that was apparently a privilege. Why can't that be official policy for everyone?

yeah, i had a similar experience doing JFK->RDU on christmas day. i didn't even get to the part of my plan where i was going to show them my facebook profile before i got a "ok whatever kid don't miss your flight".

it pays to be white af

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

DreddyMatt posted:

that's a big c.
Offices only open to the public 1 day a week,

and only in the morning. and there's always a queue no matter how early you get there

DreddyMatt posted:

endless bureaucracy, and queues that never quite move.

we love to use non-admin employees to do admin work they absolutely aren't qualified for. why would you have a booth attendant who literally can't type on a keyboard. oh right because it's a hospital and the attendant must be a nurse for some reason even if all they do is work a calendar and print forms (the reason is it means one fewer person to hire)

DreddyMatt posted:

A friend of mine was trying to get planning permission to renovate a flat he'd bought in the historical centre of a city. he spent 6+ months trying to get his paperwork sorted out. eventually he grew tired of that game, spoke to a politician friend of his and got his paperwork a week later

always consider that it used to be much, much worse. unimaginably worse. at least things that should be done quickly, like getting a new id printed, are now done quickly. I think you can even submit all the required forms online and only show up in person (at a prearranged time so you don't have to wait in queue) to put your signature on the id. so decadent, our forefathers would never approve

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






cinci zoo sniper posted:

do we know for sure that lastfm passwords were not stored in plain text like them 100mil rambler leak?

i haven't seen the data so idk

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

ymgve posted:

yeah but why the 2nd and 3rd letter every time? seems weirdly consistent in that list

easy to remember which is the point of a password like that.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

ymgve posted:

yeah but why the 2nd and 3rd letter every time? seems weirdly consistent in that list

i suspect this is because whatever script is doing the breaking is just going through transpositions in order. there probably are passwords with transpositions later on, they just haven't been broken yet.

afaik the lastfm passwords are all unsalted md5, so not exactly hard to brute-force en mass.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Wheany posted:

top 10 passwords of the last fm leak
123456
password
lastfm
123456789
qwerty
abc123
abcdefg
12345
1234
music

ugh these people keep stealing my luggage combinations goddammit

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Rooney McNibnug posted:

42 Lkie_a_featherLkie_a_featherLkie_a_feather

[in wiz khalifa voice]: "Like_a_feather Like_a_feather Like_a_feather Like_a_feather"

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
Anyone else read the OPM report? It's dry but you should check out chapter 5

jeff (IT director and all around scumbag) is told he has malware by cylance, goes "poo poo this could be bad, let's get a second opinion and also make it a blind test and not tell them we know anything", then brings in cytech who goes "Uh so we found malware on what you said was a quarantined network but it kind of looks like a non-quarantined active production network and our CEO says to give you some free services because these are literally the systems his clearance information sit on" then jeff decided to try and cover it up, misled a select committee about cytech's role in discovery and instructed staff to wipe all the cytech servers that had logs and forensic images and ship them back even while an investigation was in progress spawned from the NYT leak story and the committee hearing

Bhodi fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Sep 7, 2016

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

cinci zoo sniper posted:

do we know for sure that lastfm passwords were not stored in plain text like them 100mil rambler leak?

md5 according to leakedsource

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Bhodi posted:

Anyone else read the OPM report? It's dry but you should check out chapter 5

jeff (IT director and all around scumbag) is told he has malware by cylance, goes "poo poo this could be bad, let's get a second opinion and also make it a blind test and not tell them we know anything", then brings in cytech who goes "Uh so we found malware on what you said was a quarantined network but it kind of looks like a non-quarantined active production network and our CEO says to give you some free services because these are literally the systems his clearance information sit on" then jeff decided to try and cover it up, misled a select committee about cytech's role in discovery and instructed staff to wipe all the cytech servers that had logs and forensic images and ship them back even while an investigation was in progress spawned from the NYT leak story and the committee hearing

:eyepop:

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Bhodi posted:

Anyone else read the OPM report? It's dry but you should check out chapter 5

jeff (IT director and all around scumbag) is told he has malware by cylance, goes "poo poo this could be bad, let's get a second opinion and also make it a blind test and not tell them we know anything", then brings in cytech who goes "Uh so we found malware on what you said was a quarantined network but it kind of looks like a non-quarantined active production network and our CEO says to give you some free services because these are literally the systems his clearance information sit on" then jeff decided to try and cover it up, misled a select committee about cytech's role in discovery and instructed staff to wipe all the cytech servers that had logs and forensic images and ship them back even while an investigation was in progress spawned from the NYT leak story and the committee hearing

federal it, checks out

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