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robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner
mario is coming!!!!!!


as another loving endless runner

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Oh, so it's a loving runner, with a Mario skin.

This is certainly worthy of keynote time.

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!
LOL Who cares... Good lord.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
have they actually said it's endless or is it possible it's like Fiesta Run/the other good Rayman runner games, with individual levels?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
I can play one-handed.....great.

an angry penguin
Oct 12, 2007



A Mario endless runner?
Oh.

Well that's disappointing.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
give me loving mario kart

Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

my mushroom kingdom to keep my headphone jack

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

logikv9 posted:

give me loving mario kart

I would hemorrage money on Apple and Nintendo if they did this.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Well, at least it's a better demo than the Anki racing cars from 3 years ago or whatever.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Oh that's a bit disappointing. But eventually I imagine a standard Mario would be coming at some point. Like a remaster of one of the older games

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Nintendo brings a fart app to the app store fart marketplace. Pokemon Go and that other lovely avatar game are all barely games.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

logikv9 posted:

give me loving mario kart
Sega All Star Racing is really awesome on PC (genuinely prefer it to Mario Kart) and there's at least some version of it on iOS.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




What was this? It got pulled

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
did they just say no IAP

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Set price?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

cowofwar posted:

Nintendo brings a fart app to the app store fart marketplace. Pokemon Go and that other lovely avatar game are all barely games.

you bring a fart to this forum

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Jose Oquendo posted:

did they just say no IAP

i don't believe it

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Jose Oquendo posted:

did they just say no IAP

That's how I interpreted it

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Lol super mario run isn't free. Who will pay for this?

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
An endless runner that you have to purchase. Yikes.

robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner

EL BROMANCE posted:

What was this? It got pulled

Early announcement for the iPhone 7. Water resistant, stereo speakers

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

EL BROMANCE posted:

What was this? It got pulled

It was an iPhone 7 announcement tweet.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

EL BROMANCE posted:

What was this? It got pulled

official iphone7 announcement.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

EL BROMANCE posted:

What was this? It got pulled

Render of the iPhone seven. It's waterproof, stereo speakers(so no jack) , new cameras

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
From those gameplay videos it looks pretty good actually.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
But there's one more thing... Pokemon Sun/Moon coming to iOS the same date we release it on the 3DS.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Stickers. This is fuckin pathetic

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
Round of applause when Miyamoto said the game is a set price and you don't need to continue payments. This is what gaming has become, where a single purchase price is a big deal.

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

EL BROMANCE posted:

What was this? It got pulled

The tweet basically said "iPhone 7, water resistant, new camera, stereo speakers, longer battery, glossy black option" with a picture of the device.

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.
Is it still an endless runner if the levels end?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
just show me your latest mistakes tim

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
http://arstechnica.com/apple/2016/09/apple-introduces-iphone-7-and-iphone-7/

piano black glossy finish confirmed

fourwood
Sep 9, 2001

Damn I'll bring them to their knees.
I mean obviously Nintendo is going to focus on mobile games for casuals.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


oh poo poo OG Apple ][ Pluses

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"please stop buying chromebooks" - gasped a desperate tim

Neron
Jan 14, 2008

Can't wait to take a shower with my iphone 7 while playing super mario run

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Pretty weak event so far. Schools are still buying Macs, this is notable?

fourwood
Sep 9, 2001

Damn I'll bring them to their knees.

DMCrimson posted:

The tweet basically said "iPhone 7, water resistant, new camera, stereo speakers, longer battery, glossy black option" with a picture of the device.

Way to gently caress up your very first tweet, Apple.

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Can you imagine, Keynote 2018?

Miyamoto onstage, presenting the second Nintendo game for Apple platforms: a Doodle Jump clone with a Zelda skin!

Oooh, aaah!

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