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Question Mark Mound posted:Pristine mirror like surface, UNTIL YOUR GREASY FINGERS GET ALL OVER IT YOU DIRTY SCUM. johnny has a personal assistant with white gloves to walk his phone around for him.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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lol there's no headphone jack
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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BGrifter posted:lol you bought a first gen Apple product.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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That is a sexy-rear end production process video though.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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these phones look like they're being made in an alien tank
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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drat I'm going to go make an iphone 7 in my backyard.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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The camera wart is twice as big. Ugh.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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It;s just as well no one ever uses a case with their iPhone, otherwise all this poo poo would be irrelevant.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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It's shiny? That's the announcement?
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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Remember that Sandman origin in Spider-Man 3? That's how we made the iPhone 7.Arsten posted:Niche, but expensive and huge margins. I'd love to have it, but it never made sense to spend the money to install it.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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Well hopefully the 2017 keynote actually has new poo poo and not just fart apps, marketing tie-ins and implementation of features like GPS and rubber gaskets.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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I love that johnny is now some sort of disembodied voice of apple.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:02
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Fingerprints and smudges for days.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:02
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This is not the iPhone 5s. Liar.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:02
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At least Johnny doesn't pause every second or two. He was the most soothing speaker here.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:02
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I seriously hope that big double camera is on the smaller model too.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:02
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slightly darker...black.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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Jet Black and... black. lol finally they're going to simple color names.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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It's a seemless surface and of course you won't need a case to protect it* *Buy applecare you dumb consumer whore
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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gently caress just as I say it, they show two iPhones with single camera.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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yesssss my iPhone 5 stealth black is back 
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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Where is the Goku Black model?
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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thrawn527 posted:I'd love to have it, but it never made sense to spend the money to install it. Each lightbulb is like $50.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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Apple breaking stunning new ground in TYOOL 2016 introducing... black electronics!
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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black iphones matter (the matter is aluminum)
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Sep 7, 2016 19:04
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I'm gonna get the matte black one. I'm glad thats the one I like the most because people will be mugging the glossy black preorders I'm sure.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:04
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It does all the things the home button does in iPhone 6...
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Sep 7, 2016 19:04
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I hope reception is improved .. by some kind of magic.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:04
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Well considering I have goony fat fingers how's it gonna tell the difference between a mega press and a light press.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:05
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When the Home button isn't mechanical anymore, at least it won't break as much?
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Sep 7, 2016 19:05
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home button as a non-moving part can only be a good thing
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Sep 7, 2016 19:05
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Lol it's a button for God's sake. Holy poo poo they are hard pressed to innovate when you see poo poo like this...
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Sep 7, 2016 19:05
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TAPTIC
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Sep 7, 2016 19:05
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Utnayan posted:Lol it's a button for God's sake. Holy poo poo they are hard pressed to innovate when you see poo poo like this... Yeah it's embarrassing
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Sep 7, 2016 19:05
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It's funny how people get waterproof and water resistant confused. So many people are gonna be mad.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:05
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Ok the camera is the only thing I care about
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Sep 7, 2016 19:06
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Camera time here we go.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:06
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OIS in the 7👍
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Sep 7, 2016 19:06
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Question Mark Mound posted:Camera time here we go.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:07
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Hot take: this event is no better or worse than they always are.
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