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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
This is actually cool and good and I'm getting the +

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fordan
Mar 9, 2009

Clue: Zero
THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Uhhhh ok that's loving badass.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Cant believe I'm thinking of getting a plus sized monstrosity of a timphone
Same. And I hate myself for it.

eames
May 9, 2009

silentq15 posted:

What common user is using these features?

this guy

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Nobody cares about these photographer quotes

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
First depth of field portrait taken with an iPhone 7+*


*with perfect studio lighting and retouching

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Question Mark Mound posted:

Same. And I hate myself for it.

Ugh, now me too!

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!
OH MY GOD HE TRICKED US WHAT A CAMERA

Jesus. Apple, you really need to take a year off.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



So the bokeh is completely artificial then? Pretty neat gimmick at the least.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Is that guy homeless?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I trust scrubby looking photographers who look like shifty hoboes

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The ability to shoot fast without losing sharpness. While your Apple Watch measures your stroke speed.

an angry penguin
Oct 12, 2007



That's really cool, although I still won't be getting the plus.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
LOL not even a launch feature

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

LmaoTheKid posted:

This is actually cool and good and I'm getting the +
Me too, these camera features will finally get me to do more than simple point and shoot photos with my phone.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Ahahaha it's not built in Jesus Christ

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Ahahaha it's not built in Jesus Christ

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
that motherfucking photog picture.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

silentq15 posted:

What common user is using these features?

People taking pictures of their babies

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

It doesn't even look like real bokeh ffs

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

Ahahaha it's not built in Jesus Christ

STEVE WOULD HAVE MURDERED A MOTHERFUCKER

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


ha ha herman you gotta wait for depth pics

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
I bought this $2000 phone so I could take modeling pictures with bokeh of my infants in their $200 outfits for instagram.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
I wish I had the giant beast hands to justify the Plus.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
It's a nice display but it's not AMOLED... yet.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

end users know exactly what a colour gamut is - they absolutely understand that poo poo I bet...

eames
May 9, 2009

Bottom Liner posted:

LOL not even a launch feature

arguably the worst part is that it uses :siren: machine learning :siren: to recognize faces, so it probably won't work on normal objects.
I expected something like a shrunk down version of the kinect.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wasn't this guy one half of kid'n'play?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Do you like the bokeh, well let me show you how to take pictures of your In & Out animal style burger on the new iphone!

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
*convenient crops of the bottom of every phone to hide the lack of a headphone jack*

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
hahahah instagram at the keynote now.

cowofwar posted:

I bought this $2000 phone so I could take modeling pictures with bokeh of my infants in their $200 outfits for instagram.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I'd pay more just to have that plus camera in the normal sized one. :(

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Oh look it's instagrams Snapchat that nobody uses

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Head of design at instagram rocking the three stooges Larry haircut. I dig it.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

eames posted:

arguably the worst part is that it uses :siren: machine learning :siren: to recognize faces, so it probably won't work on normal objects.
I expected something like a shrunk down version of the kinect.

It might? With two lenses giving it binocular vision cant it do some voodoo on everything?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


eames posted:

arguably the worst part is that it uses :siren: machine learning :siren: to recognize faces, so it probably won't work on normal objects.
I expected something like a shrunk down version of the kinect.

all I care is if it recognizes my cat :v:

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Bape Culture posted:

end users know exactly what a colour gamut is - they absolutely understand that poo poo I bet...

well, some of us do, and p3 IS pretty nice :unsmith:

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
*the camera and screen are so good we built a lovely filter to make the pictures look better*

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mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

Binary Badger posted:

wasn't this guy one half of kid'n'play?

I think you are correct.

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