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CaptainSarcastic posted:So you work from home? On occasion, but I haven't worked in a single office/university that didn't have at least a mini-kitchen area with like a microwave and coffee pot and a small amount of silverware, and scissors are always laying around somewhere. You don't need a finely honed kabar to cut up an apple, you can do it with even a butter knife. Or just eat them the more normal way, unless you're specifically chopping them up to make a salad or something.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 07:38 |
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Lol if you're coworkers aren't stealing all the decent knives and forks
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 07:43 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:On occasion, but I haven't worked in a single office/university that didn't have at least a mini-kitchen area with like a microwave and coffee pot and a small amount of silverware, and scissors are always laying around somewhere. You don't need a finely honed kabar to cut up an apple, you can do it with even a butter knife. Or just eat them the more normal way, unless you're specifically chopping them up to make a salad or something. If you don't see the benefit to having pliers, scissors, and screwdrivers readily at hand no matter where you are then I really just don't know what to say. Of all the tools on my pocketknife one of the ones that I use the least is the actual blade.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 07:46 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:scissors are always laying around somewhere That's the main issue. It's more convenient if you don't have to go looking for it.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:If you don't see the benefit to having pliers, scissors, and screwdrivers readily at hand no matter where you are then I really just don't know what to say. Of all the tools on my pocketknife one of the ones that I use the least is the actual blade. I don't see the benefit. Every time I've needed or even wanted those things I've been in places with access to real tools.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 10:19 |
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Heath posted:I think that every man has a subconscious attraction to blades. Every time one of those every day carry threads come around, the pocket knife is probably the single most consistent item you see barring ubiquitous things like wallet/phone/keys. Some guys are really obviously obsessed with blades, such as those that kept the Home Shopping Network and many pawn shops in operation ordering replica katanas. We laugh at the dumpy guys in greasy tee-shirts holding a replica Frostmourne, but I believe that if you've ever held a real, made-to-kill-a-man blade in your hand, you probably at least momentarily felt a little powerful. I dont know anybody who carries a knife around with them and, if i did, i would probably stop being friends with them.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 10:31 |
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It's illegal here anyway so
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 10:35 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:If you don't see the benefit to having pliers, scissors, and screwdrivers readily at hand no matter where you are then I really just don't know what to say. Of all the tools on my pocketknife one of the ones that I use the least is the actual blade. The only time I've ever had to use a screwdriver at work, ever, was when I got a new monitor delivered. Yes I could have saved like 30 seconds of asking the secretary "hey, you got a screwdriver?" and getting it, but I consider it worth it to not have to worry about yet another bulky thing to make sure I have in my pockets before I leave the apartment. As for scissors, there's a supply closet about 10 feet from me with a near endless supply of them, and for the life of me I can't imagine one situation I've been in at work where I thought "hey, I could really use a pair of pliers right about now".
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 10:45 |
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can anyone recommend a pocket knife please
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 10:51 |
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Lol if you still whittle anything. You're living in the wrong century, get your redneck rear end a real hobby like video games or computer building Lmao.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 11:05 |
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:can anyone recommend a pocket knife please Get a HoboSLASH Jr, from Applied Bladenamics.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 11:06 |
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opus111 posted:I dont know anybody who carries a knife around with them and, if i did, i would probably stop being friends with them. on the contrary it seems like a good reason to be friends with someone imho
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 11:10 |
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it seems like it would be useful sometimes, but the crackers who consider it an important part of their identity are gayer than gay hitler.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 11:21 |
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:on the contrary it seems like a good reason to be friends with someone imho Until they stab you
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 11:48 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:these pocket knives are hella sick IMO Some good ones they gave a serial number and dont make anymore. But the selection is still good same for build quality. They do take up a lot of real estate in your pocket, iykwim. I have this "side assist" knife i carry at work because its really quick and handy when i gotta unpack/pack poo poo at work at the poo poo packing factory. The push hole you put your finger in leads to a really secure grip for cutting cardboard and tape or twine. Its got a safety but mine's broke so i don't have to gently caress with it but it was annoying and flimsy so gently caress it it still locks open which just makes it faster. My dad has some spyderco butterfly knife that they made an equivalent of in pen form. I practice with the pen and won't be able to weild the knife until he chops off the rest of his fingers.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 12:03 |
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:can anyone recommend a pocket knife please Opinel no.8 its cheap it looks decent without being tacticool. Its all you need.
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:can anyone recommend a pocket knife please get a steak knife from the dollar store. 3 for a dollar!
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 12:13 |
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Rutibex posted:get a steak knife from the dollar store. 3 for a dollar! Or this. Do this. Any knife you put in your pocket is a pocket knife why not 3?
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 12:19 |
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Opinel no.8 its cheap it looks decent without being tacticool. Its all you need. My opinel got rusty after i used it to cut an apple to eat and wiped it off but it still got rusty later.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 12:27 |
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I keep this bad boy on my hip in case I need to very specifically point at an object, or for eating peanuts out of those bowls that bartenders put out. Not only is convenient, it lets all the females in the bar see that I can protect them and that I'm not just some lame redshirt from Podunk.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 12:28 |
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amityville anus posted:My opinel got rusty after i used it to cut an apple to eat and wiped it off but it still got rusty later. Huh never heard of that. I've never owned one my brother does and never had a problem. I am the retard this thread is warning against
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Huh never heard of that. I've never owned one my brother does and never had a problem. I am the retard this thread is warning against That's only six. Where's your Sunday church knife?
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Frankenstyle posted:That's only six. Where's your Sunday church knife? Thats what i had in my immediate area when i get home from work I'll round up the whole family and really let my autism shine
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Thats what i had in my immediate area when i get home from work I'll round up the whole family and really let my autism shine See that makes sense. You need knives to be handy when you're constantly opening UPS boxes full of knives.
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amityville anus posted:My opinel got rusty after i used it to cut an apple to eat and wiped it off but it still got rusty later. it's carbon steel, dumbass
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jarofpiss posted:it's carbon steel, dumbass What does that have to do with eating apples with that knife?
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 13:31 |
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amityville anus posted:What does that have to do with eating apples with that knife? Carbon steel is stronger than the stainless steel you are used to, but rusts a lot more easily.
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Frankenstyle posted:See that makes sense. You need knives to be handy when you're constantly opening UPS boxes full of knives.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 14:50 |
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You know what cuts apples and never rusts? Human incisors.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 15:05 |
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notZaar posted:You know what cuts apples and never rusts? Human incisors. they sadly do rust a lot and used to get infected and kill men at an average age of 30 something
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Huh never heard of that. I've never owned one my brother does and never had a problem. I am the retard this thread is warning against some of those look like good solid knives but you should replace your machete w/ the plastic handle with a wwII era kukri from india or one of the territories that also wielded them you never know when you have to cut a man in half
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 15:23 |
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notZaar posted:You know what cuts apples and never rusts? Human incisors. Oh yeah I keep like three dozen human incisors in the cupboard at all times just in case a whole apple comes by.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:31 |
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I carry a multi-tool with me everyday in my satchel and I used it just an hour ago to remove a dead hard drive from a laptop in a remote african village
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8 track betamax posted:I carry a multi-tool with me everyday in my satchel and I used it just an hour ago to remove a dead hard drive from a laptop in a remote african village Eww.
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extra stout posted:some of those look like good solid knives but you should replace your machete w/ the plastic handle with a wwII era kukri from india or one of the territories that also wielded them That's actually a molded nylon handle and while it's durable it's uncomfortable as gently caress. But those machetes are pretty good. They can tire you out because they are huge and heavy, but I've also not had one hold an edge as well as that one.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:40 |
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what do people do every day that requires carrying around a knife in their pocket instead of say using the one in the their kitchen or where they work like I have a bunch of knives for various butch things like skinning, boning, scaling, cutting through brush etc and some guns too so I'm not some pantswetting creampuff but walking around the city? cant think of a single time in my life I've been on the street and needed to cut something edit Internaut! posted:pantswetting creampuff mods namechange pls skeevy achievements fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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i have a nice leatherman i carry in my purse so i always have it handy. here ill show you *digs* one sec hold on *digs more* *sighs* ok look its in here just *removes makeup, keys, phone, body spray, book, bra* what the gently caress man oh god dammit *steals the one out of mr poops glovebox* i have two nice leathermans i carry in my p
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:54 |
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I want to carry a knife. In my heart. And be dead. I want to be dead, basically.
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Turd Burglar posted:Lol if you still whittle anything. You're living in the wrong century, get your redneck rear end a real hobby like video games or computer building Lmao. you have two options when you're bored as gently caress at summer camp: light poo poo on fire, or whittle, and whittling probably never started a wildfire
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