|
Smash it Smash hit posted:my opinion on lowtax: sometimes hes pretty funny sometimes he's not. MODS!?!?!?
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 18:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 21, 2024 17:57 |
|
|
VendaGoat posted:MODS!?!?!? My opinon on user VendaGoat : *fart noise*
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 18:49
|
|
|
my opinion is that Lowtax is directly responsible for all the killings in the Philippines how dare you unleash such memes unto the world
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 18:49
|
|
|
I too write lengthy diatribes about people on the internet that I have never met and never will.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 18:51
|
|
|
Smash it Smash hit posted:My opinon on user VendaGoat : *fart noise* That's fair.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 18:52
|
|
|
back in like 2006-2007 I saw this site and it said 'the internet makes you stupid' and I chuckled and thought that was clever now here I am in 2017 and moridin and that's Lowtax's fault too
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:07
|
|
|
i read that reddit thread wow what a buncha turds
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:08
|
|
|
Yeah, pretty much. Lowtax used to run with some pretty bad people and had some drug problems in the old days, which is what made him actually funny. Back then we used to call him "the tax" or just "lo" and he was pretty fun to hang out with. One time he snorted a line off a dog's back.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:09
|
|
|
one time lax offered to pay me 25 bucks and a case of beer to help move some of his stuff from his home lo and behold it wasnt even his house! AYE yai yai!
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:11
|
|
|
one time hwen i was hanging out on the DL with Mad Dog Lowtax some frat bros rolled up on us. ol' richard just bared his teeth and barked at them like a vicious pit bull and those chads ran off ! crazy.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:12
|
|
|
Lowtax was cooler when he was hanging with Stile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdWlPz5ixk Falun Bong Refugee fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Sep 7, 2016 |
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:12
|
|
|
Falun Bong Refugee posted:Lowtax was cooler when he was hanging with Stile. after this presentation me and the LAX hit up a freshman party and got totally trashed. we ended up clogging up all the sinks/drains/toilets int he place. then we turned the hot water heater thermostat and made them play a real life game of floor is lava. crazy richard!
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:14
|
|
|
One time I saw Lowtax punch a hole through a cow just to see what was on the other side
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:14
|
|
|
Quote-Unquote posted:One time I saw Lowtax punch a hole through a cow just to see what was on the other side One time ol' Mad Dog Lowtax took a bite out of a live hobo just to taste fresh human flesh ( like a mad dog) (( the hobo was paid handsomely))
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:16
|
|
|
Smash it Smash hit posted:One time ol' Mad Dog Lowtax took a bite out of a live hobo just to taste fresh human flesh ( like a mad dog) (( the hobo was paid handsomely)) But what you didn't know is that that hobo's name.... was Albert Einstein!
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:18
|
|
|
Quote-Unquote posted:But what you didn't know is that that hobo's name.... actually i am pretty sure it was ol mad dogs father but idk
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:18
|
|
|
Oh poo poo you're right I'm confusing it with another, similar Lowtax/Hobo incident.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:19
|
|
|
Quote-Unquote posted:Oh poo poo you're right I'm confusing it with another, similar Lowtax/Hobo incident. too many to count really. one time Mad Dog took me to the rodeo and shoved a fire cracker up one of the bulls butt. boy was that cowboys face red!
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:20
|
|
|
Smash it Smash hit posted:one time lax offered to pay me 25 bucks and a case of beer to help move some of his stuff from his home lo and behold it wasnt even his house! AYE yai yai! Was it...... A DOOM HOUSE!?
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:21
|
|
|
Wamdoodle posted:Was it...... it very well may have, i am not sure i left in a hurry! mad dog did pay me handsomely however.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:21
|
|
|
One time I offered Lowtax a tortilla chip and he took two, the greedy gently caress 
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:23
|
|
|
One time Lowtax "Mad Dog" Kyanka offered to watch my house while i was on vacation and racked up like 100bucks in HBO purchases
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:24
|
|
|
he did leave half a case of PBR's in my fridge though
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:24
|
|
|
One time I asked Lowtax if he'd care for a cigarette. He said yes and then ten minutes later I caught him tucking it into bed and reading it a bedtime story.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:25
|
|
|
hm weird Mad Dog used to bum ciggarettes from people at bars and put them in an empty pack, then he would sell the pack and buy booze with it. rinse and repeat
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:27
|
|
|
Smash it Smash hit posted:hm weird Mad Dog used to bum ciggarettes from people at bars and put them in an empty pack, then he would sell the pack and buy booze with it. rinse and repeat I dread to think what he may have done to that innocent cigarette if I said he could bum one!!!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:28
|
|
|
Quote-Unquote posted:I dread to think what he may have done to that innocent cigarette if I said he could bum one!!!! probably sell it, mad dog is very enterprising
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:29
|
|
|
If I was scared of the Taxman I wouldn't make so many Uwe Boll jokes.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:31
|
|
|
GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:If I was scared of the Taxman I wouldn't make so many Uwe Boll jokes. Hit me with one, bro.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:33
|
|
|
Smash it Smash hit posted:Hit me with one, bro. THATS WHAT MAD DOG SAID TO MR. BOLL
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:33
|
|
|
Lowtax wrote a pretty fire Steam review for Revolution 60 that made me laugh out loud like 3 times.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:37
|
|
|
Smash it Smash hit posted:Hit me with one, bro. I haven't thought of the punchline for this one yet, but... What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Uwe Boll? One of them's (still working on the bit that goes here)
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:49
|
|
|
still committing atrocities?
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:50
|
|
|
GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:I haven't thought of the punchline for this one yet, but... With Lowtax "Mad Dog" Kyanka in the boxing ring the punchline is something seomthing something 
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:52
|
|
|
natetimm posted:Lowtax wrote a pretty fire Steam review for Revolution 60 that made me laugh out loud like 3 times. I knew that Lowtax hated women! loving knew it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 19:58
|
|
|
Jack Trades posted:I knew that Lowtax hated women! loving knew it. youre wrong ol' Mad Dog loved women more than anything else in this world. Its just his passion, its too much for a woman to conceive
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 20:00
|
|
|
One time I offered to take lowtax and lady tax out to a nice Chinese dinner when I was in MO for business but they thought I was joking 
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 20:01
|
|
|
Captain Yossarian posted:One time I offered to take lowtax and lady tax out to a nice Chinese dinner when I was in MO for business but they thought I was joking that mad dog takes his food very serious, one time i went to a hole in the wall chinese joint with him and when they tried to charge us a quarter for fortune cookies he drat near wrecked the place
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 20:03
|
|
|
Most of these stories sound somewhat made up, but I can totally see the taxman eating a hobo. that just sounds like something that happened.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 20:11
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 21, 2024 17:57 |
|
|
waitwhatno posted:Most of these stories sound somewhat made up, but I can totally see the taxman eating a hobo. that just sounds like something that happened. Not the whole hobo I mind you! And he was payed handsomely for sacrificing his right calf.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2016 20:37
|
|