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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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The playstation phone

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Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Ars liveblog for goons who can't stream for whatever reason:
http://live.arstechnica.com/liveblog-playstation-meeting-2016/

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
Slimmer, lighter, more energy-efficent, and more leakable.

$299 €299 Slim, existing chassis to cease production is what I think, but not confirmed.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Holy poo poo, a slim PS4, was anyone expecting that?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
It doesn't play games, it runs "entertainment experiences".

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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$299 so no price cut

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


This guy would make a good politician. I hear words but it's just a buzz.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExaAYIKsDBI

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
Oh boy if only developers were maxing out their capabilities and what their engines could optimize into.

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere
Wow... PS4 is already maxing out 1080p gaming. Could have fooled me!

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
They could compress this whole conference down to 5 minutes and get the same message across if they just cut all the buzzwords out

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Terper posted:

This guy would make a good politician. I hear words but it's just a buzz.

Yeah, so many words without actually saying anything.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



They are innovating their cadence you guys. Game changer.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
What the gently caress is the Ps4 Pro

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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We've done it, :progaming:

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
So Pro.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Ugh, "Pro."
Kinda meh on that name.
EDIT: At least Mark Cerny is coming out. That guy's great.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
It's amazing how bad this presenter is compared to who Apple puts up.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Oh boy now I'm a professional gamer.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Bethesda are maxing out 720p at 15fps!!!!

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


As an idiot with a 4k TV I will probably be an idiot who gets a PS4 pro

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Dota 2 coming to PS4 Pro confirmed

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Show, don't tell, my friend.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

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Mark Cerny more like Mark Sony

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
Mark Cerny :unsmith::3:<3

suddenlyissoon
Feb 17, 2002

Don't be sad that I am gone.
This dude enjoyed Masterpiece Theater in its day.

eames
May 9, 2009

haveblue posted:

It's amazing how bad this presenter is compared to who Apple puts up.

Sony paid for the Sia performance to soften the blow but it didn't help.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't know John Darnielle worked at Sony.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Harlock posted:

Mark Cerny more like Mark Sony
I'm still not sure that Mark Cerny isn't secretly a Dana Carvey character.

Secht
Oct 5, 2012

suddenlyissoon posted:

This dude enjoyed Masterpiece Theater in its day.

Hah!

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
so is this just higher resolution or will this give a better framerate cuz that's all I care about

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Barudak posted:

Oh boy now I'm a professional gamer.

Who do I see to collect my bi-weekly check?

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
I like Cerny but he's kind of freaking me out right now.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Lol they are struggling so hard to say "uhhh we're not fragmenting our product line and not loving past owners over"

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

This guy looks like a serial killer

suddenlyissoon
Feb 17, 2002

Don't be sad that I am gone.
You boosted the clock of your crippled CPU. Good for you, buddy!

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

WOW, 1 TB harddrive!? That's like -1 TB from my current tiny 2 TB!
Time to upgrade to Pro!

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Yoshifan823 posted:

I didn't know John Darnielle worked at Sony.

This guy's banter is nowhere near that level.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

CharlestonJew posted:

so is this just higher resolution or will this give a better framerate cuz that's all I care about

You will enjoy the exact same experience with existing titles

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Terper
Jun 26, 2012


His voice and demeanor is... soothing? But with a hint of something darker hiding inside.

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