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This entire thread should be nothing but Swear Trek. Baronjutter posted:I should try voyager on all these drugs. And this should be the title.
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anyone have the gif of rasta picard giving data weed and data tokin and growin dreads and a cool rasta hat
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Sep 6, 2016 17:07
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My lungs are fully functional.
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Gatekeeper posted:anyone have the gif of rasta picard giving data weed and data tokin and growin dreads and a cool rasta hat Speaking of which, does anyone have that awesome gif of the fat Klingon chef with lensflare/flashy colors? It might have been a few threads ago.
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Gatekeeper posted:anyone have the gif of rasta picard giving data weed and data tokin and growin dreads and a cool rasta hat  Harveygod posted:Speaking of which, does anyone have that awesome gif of the fat Klingon chef with lensflare/flashy colors? It might have been a few threads ago. 
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nice effort Klingon chef but you really gotta mix up the color scheme to give a good light show
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Where is the long gif with Barclay in a pink uniform sassing ever body?
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Sep 7, 2016 05:23
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Has anybody done a voyager mod for FTL?
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The General posted:Has anybody done a voyager mod for FTL?
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Arcsquad12 posted:Where is the long gif with Barclay in a pink uniform sassing ever body? 
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Oh hey, Aussie SyFy's adding a new Star Trek show on weeknights now that TNG's fully gone arou-oh it's Voyager  .Dammit SyFy, don't you know how this goes? DS9, then VOY!
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I saw Neelix at the mess hall in Voyager yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for 3d photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his claw shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to replicate my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen leola roots in his hands without paying. The 2 year old girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the roots and started replicating it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to replicate them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she replicated each root and put them in a bag and started to say how many nebulas it cost, he kept interrupting her by wheezing really loudly.
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Harry Mudd is an excellent con-artist because of his magnificent necklace of chest hair. You can't look away from it so you barely pay attention to his fun charming accent. Next thing you know you're popping Venus Pills and dancing with sweaty balding miners on Rigel XII. I'm glad those girls were able to realize that their real makeup was their self-confidence and the friends they made along the way.
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MrSlam posted:Harry Mudd is an excellent con-artist because of his magnificent necklace of chest hair. You can't look away from it so you barely pay attention to his fun charming accent. Next thing you know you're popping Venus Pills and dancing with sweaty balding miners on Rigel XII. Harry Mudd caused Scotty to gently caress a Cat Person.
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egon_beeblebrox posted:Harry Mudd caused Scotty to gently caress a Cat Person. He facilitated Scotty loving a cat person.
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egon_beeblebrox posted:Harry Mudd caused Scotty to gently caress a Cat Person. A cat and a Scot -- two inferior species.
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corn in the bible posted:A cat and a Scot -- two inferior species. And together they made a Scat.  
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"It wasn't me, it was the love crystals. It was the Pon-Farr! Yeah, that's it. The Pon-Farr made me heavy-pet that warm soft Caitian lass." Also
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Ruler would have hosed the cat lady
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Randumb Thots posted:This entire thread should be nothing but Swear Trek. 
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This is awesome. But, wouldn't the text work better the other way around? Data is alone while Riker has an attorney-looking buddy.
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The DS9 Season 4 two part opener is better than any of the TNG movies. Discuss.
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Harveygod posted:This is awesome. But, wouldn't the text work better the other way around? Data is alone while Riker has an attorney-looking buddy. Eh, Data is the one on trial so I figured it'd be best for him to get that line. Someone could work it around so it's the part of the scene when Data is talking to Picard if they want, but not me cause 
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I hope the bad guy in the next movie is the ghost of Jack the Ripper, from the episode where he possessed Scotty.
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egon_beeblebrox posted:I hope the bad guy in the next movie is the ghost of Jack the Ripper, from the episode where he possessed Scotty. Only if they recruit the Crusher Sex Ghost to help. It was probably banging her great great grandmother at the time or something.
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just saw the ds9 episode where lxwana's menopause waves cause everyone to want to gently caress each other during generic alien festival day but only if they already had subconscious attraction to one another you would think that this would have a pretty huge effect on everyone's relationship with one another but nope
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Next Star Trek movie villain should be 1991 Dr Crusher circa Season 5. In the episode "The Host" she rejects her trill lover just because he swaps into the body of pretty young woman after a assassination attempt. In 2016, the SJW's name Beverley a BIGOT and she is Twitter harassed until she has a nervous breakdown but that's not enough! A different SJW comes into sickbay every hour and tries to lick the white cisgender tears from her face until she kills herself and the Federation celebrates the death of the greatest threat to freedom, tolerance and diversity that the Alpha Quadrant has ever seen. Kudos to you all
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Fojar38 posted:just saw the ds9 episode where lxwana's menopause waves cause everyone to want to gently caress each other during generic alien festival day but only if they already had subconscious attraction to one another I like to think that Bajoran joy festival was literally just created for that episode. I mean, how exactly would the Bajorans have been able to put on happy happy joy joy fuckfestivals during the occupation?
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Fojar38 posted:just saw the ds9 episode where lxwana's menopause waves cause everyone to want to gently caress each other during generic alien festival day but only if they already had subconscious attraction to one another These people switch bodies, travel through time, zoom through fantasy worlds that seem convincingly real, shift into alternate realities, are the subjects of surgeries and diseases and all sorts of things that change their physical appearance, have their loved ones die and come back. What I'm saying is they have a very different sense of what is "awkward".
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i like the tos episode where they find a planet that MAKES YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS REAL and they decide that owns and have a vacation there
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Arcsquad12 posted:I like to think that Bajoran joy festival was literally just created for that episode. I mean, how exactly would the Bajorans have been able to put on happy happy joy joy fuckfestivals during the occupation? they were reclaiming their heritage in the most star trek way possible ie every holiday is wookiee life day and has people wearing brown suits juggling and playing flutes cheerfullydrab posted:These people switch bodies, travel through time, zoom through fantasy worlds that seem convincingly real, shift into alternate realities, are the subjects of surgeries and diseases and all sorts of things that change their physical appearance, have their loved ones die and come back. What I'm saying is they have a very different sense of what is "awkward". sisko must have had a hell of a time with dax tho like if your cool old english teacher who smoked weed all the time was reincarnated as a hot woman and then began asking to gently caress
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Fojar38 posted:they were reclaiming their heritage in the most star trek way possible ie every holiday is wookiee life day and has people wearing brown suits juggling and playing flutes So no downside?
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Fojar38 posted:they were reclaiming their heritage in the most star trek way possible ie every holiday is wookiee life day and has people wearing brown suits juggling and playing flutes The problem with having 9 lifetimes of experiences and all the boring details that encompass a life, would be everything would reminder you everything. That boy you want to bone reminds you so much of your 4th host's son "Bung" that its almost obscene. The boss you respect and admire looks like that the guy that hosed your seventh host's wife. Oh I can't go to Fallopia Falls this summer because that where my 2nd host was murdered by a guy who shat in my mouth
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corn in the bible posted:i like the tos episode where they find a planet that MAKES YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS REAL and they decide that owns and have a vacation there TNG's take was to have Picard order everyone to not think because crewmen were almost burning themselves alive due to a fear of fire.
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Germstore posted:So no downside? the downside is you arent sure if the subconscious desire to gently caress you is from the hot woman or from your english teacher
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Figaro posted:Next Star Trek movie villain should be 1991 Dr Crusher circa Season 5. In the episode "The Host" she rejects her trill lover just because he swaps into the body of pretty young woman after a assassination attempt. In 2016, the SJW's name Beverley a BIGOT and she is Twitter harassed until she has a nervous breakdown but that's not enough! A different SJW comes into sickbay every hour and tries to lick the white cisgender tears from her face until she kills herself and the Federation celebrates the death of the greatest threat to freedom, tolerance and diversity that the Alpha Quadrant has ever seen. Kudos to you all I too want Robocop in a Star Trek. Peter Weller playing two other characters in 'canon' does not matter.
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Sometimes it's almost like he's played more. I can't believe Weller hasn't had a forehead yet
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corn in the bible posted:i like the tos episode where they find a planet that MAKES YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS REAL and they decide that owns and have a vacation there lol that episode was full of great poo poo like kirk being taunted by a starfleet leprechaun and bones being stalked by the Easter Bunny but the best is definitely the female crewman who keeps getting sexually assaulted by some mysterious spaniard until it turns out nope, she just has a major rape fetish, kirk laughs and everyone beams down for fantasy shore leave
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Gatekeeper posted:lol that episode was full of great poo poo like kirk being taunted by a starfleet leprechaun and bones being stalked by the Easter Bunny but the best is definitely the female crewman who keeps getting sexually assaulted by some mysterious spaniard until it turns out nope, she just has a major rape fetish, kirk laughs and everyone beams down for fantasy shore leave gene's vision
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Gatekeeper posted:lol that episode was full of great poo poo like kirk being taunted by a starfleet leprechaun and bones being stalked by the Easter Bunny but the best is definitely the female crewman who keeps getting sexually assaulted by some mysterious spaniard until it turns out nope, she just has a major rape fetish, kirk laughs and everyone beams down for fantasy shore leave 60s tv girls all know it's not love unless they slap you for getting hysterical or hold you down and leer over you while acting a bit rapey
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