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an AOL chatroom posted:He also jumped onto the Automotive Insanity thread where people were doing parody movie car posters, took the idea, and started selling posters done up in that style with just enough details changed to (presumedly) avoid trademark infringement. I suppose well within his right, but I always thought it was kind of tacky of him. Oh this motherfucker. Yeah. Had no idea he overheated in Arizona. God drat Cooling System.
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Mr. 47 posted:If I remember correctly, the whole point was to get to Orlando, Florida, where he would take over his father's business. He ended up making it to Florida by car, much to the confusion of the people who had donated some $2000 to his journey. We were reading about angry donators and demands of refunds when he realized goons were reporting the news from his FB and he closed it off. There was a great comment from a donator when he declared he would be driving. Something along the lines of, " I don't understand. I thought you were walking???"
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Walking Goon also was angry when he ditched his stroller because he'd covered it with hashtags about his efforts. Now, in his mind , without that signage, people would think he was just another hiker. He also wrote a glorious description of standing wrapped in a blanket gazing at the scenery and imagining that people were wondering why he was so sad and deep and alone in his humanity. Poor dude.
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muerte I believe, who still occasionally posts until someone recognizes him and the goonpile commences.
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If he hadn't been so dismissive and condescending towards people genuinely pleading with him to take good advice, it wouldn't be so schadenfreudey. The story of Icarus, played out in real time.
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Uncle Salty posted:Walking Goon also was angry when he ditched his stroller because he'd covered it with hashtags about his efforts. Now, in his mind , without that signage, people would think he was just another hiker. I want to say someone in the thread drew fanart of this, him sitting at the top of a hill in a ranger station wrapped in a blanket feebly eating raisins, as people hiked through the park and happy couples sat on picnic blankets below him.
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that time when I saw the picture of the pig that pooped on its own massive testicles
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Das Boo posted:If he hadn't been so dismissive and condescending towards people genuinely pleading with him to take good advice, it wouldn't be so schadenfreudey. The story of Icarus, played out in real time. Sounds like a variant of "the goon in the well."
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God drat it where's the Walking Goon thread?
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Rhyno posted:God drat it where's the Walking Goon thread? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 e: lmao I forgot he just planned to sort of camp just off the road in whatever earthen field he happened to be nearby purple death ray has a new favorite as of 04:12 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Travis343 posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Thank you. And right out of the gate Bum the Sad was killing it.
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quote:Sorry I missed your question. To prevent getting robbed, I have co2 powered pistol which looks just like a real gun, I have a long buck knife as well as a very light weight axe. I also have bear spray. I've kept the bear spray/gun in quickly accessible locations. Now if they try to rob me while I'm asleep that is a bit more difficult to prevent. I'll have my weapons of destruction next to me while sleeping but the best way to prevent this is ensure my camping location is as hidden as possible. As sunset approaches I'll be scouting potential locations to hide. Dude was just going to hide somewhere along the highway and sleep with a fake gun and an axe
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I always wondered if you could just tent out by the side of an expressway. I'd never do it because it's retardedly unsafe, not just for the possible theft/rape/murder, but because an out of control car or semi could kill the poo poo out of you.
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Mr. 47 posted:If I remember correctly, the whole point was to get to Orlando, Florida, where he would take over his father's business. LOL +1
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I don't know if it was a saga as such, but there was a goon a few years ago who was invited to have a threesome with a mother and daughter. He was all about it until he actually gave it a bit of thought, and then things went all goony. If memory serves, he followed through, but it was far more awkward than he had anticipated. Also, the three of them had dinner first and he was tasked with washing the dishes before the event.
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What did the guy have to lose by following goon advice? If he really wanted to Forrest Gump his way across the country why not do it in a way that works? And if he wanted to get recognition then hed have genuinely nice goons talking up his project.
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I don't think he would've made it even with goon advice, IIRC he wasn't an experienced hiker and definitely wasn't in shape for such a physically demanding challenge. Also, the aforementioned manic-induced attitude of "I know better and wouldn't let your discouragements and stupid suggestions interfere with my glorious vision".
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H.H posted:I don't think he would've made it even with goon advice, IIRC he wasn't an experienced hiker and definitely wasn't in shape for such a physically demanding challenge. Wasn't he having serious digestive issues by the time he aborted the walk (day 3 iirc)?
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Mr. 47 posted:I don't know if it was a saga as such, but there was a goon a few years ago who was invited to have a threesome with a mother and daughter. He was all about it until he actually gave it a bit of thought, and then things went all goony. If memory serves, he followed through, but it was far more awkward than he had anticipated. Also, the three of them had dinner first and he was tasked with washing the dishes before the event. The matryoshka threeway. It was a series of posts by rxcowboy in an "Awkward Sexual Encounters" thread that eventually got the name of the thread changed and got him the usericon that still makes me laugh. Read it, it's SO funny: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3266050&userid=141005#post394813305
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 For thread nostalgia fans I recommend joining those of us with way too accurate memories and way to good search skills in the Lost SA Stuff thread in PYF. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2701257&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 It's been going for almost 10 years so everything you're looking for is probably already there. Scudworth has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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GOD drat HOW DO YOU gently caress UP A 3-WAY? Listen, I'm a goony gently caress. No social interaction, scammed my way into a fiancee, whatever. But before all that, an opportunity arose, and I did it, and it was good, and it will probably never happen again but I'll cherish it like the goony gently caress I am. If I can do it, you can to! Queen_Combat has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Geirskogul posted:GOD drat HOW DO YOU gently caress UP A 3-WAY? He didn't gently caress it up, it got way too weird but he did it, dammit. rxcowboy posted:Basically every single thing that happened would have been insanely awesome in the context of a regular threesome, but at the end I am confronted by the grim reality that I just participated in an act of incest. Both of them were completely nonplussed by the act, while I had the look of a deer caught in the headlights for the whole thing. I've never felt such a schism between my dick and my brain,... Scudworth has a new favorite as of 06:10 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Geirskogul posted:GOD drat HOW DO YOU gently caress UP A 3-WAY? By two members being related and not being super hot twins.
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Just because you participated, or had it, doesn't mean you didn't gently caress it up after. I could have amazing sex but if I then go hide in a corner and piddle away brain cells on it, driving myself to neurosis and depression, then I hosed it up. No matter how it was on the day itself. Rhyno posted:By two members being related and not being super hot twins. Don't care. Is he marrying them? Then let the redneck lovemakin' commence.
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Geirskogul posted:GOD drat HOW DO YOU gently caress UP A 3-WAY? Put the chili on top of the shredded cheese.
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Geirskogul posted:Don't care. Is he marrying them? Then let the redneck lovemakin' commence. Even with no context this is a funny post.
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RFC2324 posted:Wasn't he having serious digestive issues by the time he aborted the walk (day 3 iirc)? probs cos he lived entirely on pizza iirc.
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Starting here FYAD starts making fun of the cart guy and it's pretty funny. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3759867&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=81#post456664052Daikatana Ritsu posted:he walked 5 miles a day for 4 days and his hips turned black and he almost died lmao manyak posted:(after walking 2 miles) gently caress dude... my hips are hosed, im serious, stop for a second (gingerly peels off jeans and baggy plaid boxers and my really pale soft hips somehow have huge bruises on them) shittttt man this loving kills especially this thing  ArfJason posted:
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Geirskogul posted:If somebody makes "You have died of Anxiety" an animated gif in the proper format (and it's not poo poo), I will pony up the $30 or whatever on Saturday and buy an emote. as funny as it is there's no real reason for it to be a gif or emoticon unless you want it to end up used just as rarely as the "stop throwing bacon at me" one
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Scudworth posted:
I've been trying to find this for like 2 months and failing, thanks!
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Did some TG goon make a warhammer scene and goons went mad for it being a rape scene or was that somewhere/thing else?
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you mean this, but i dont know if thats SA-related in any way
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gently caress you found that fast
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Its literally the first dozen of results when you google "warhammer rape"
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Its literally the first dozen of results when you google "warhammer rape" I assume you did this at work
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KomodoWagon posted:I assume you did this at work I wouldnt have that in my search history at home, so yes.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I wouldnt have that in my search history at home, so yes. thank you for being one of the few reasons I actually have fun auditing employee web histories, because of fearless no gently caress givers like you 
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