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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord


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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

ban 4 canimé

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Apocadall posted:

i'm already dead

posting from the grave

even in death i still shitpost

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Improbable Lobster posted:

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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

i don't know what it is, but i like it

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

people who aren't anime weed cat keep getting probed for anime, idgi

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

prefect posted:

i don't know what it is, but i like it

magnetic ram from the look of it

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

enotnert posted:

it's just so america it huts, we are a country that will profiteer over a terrorist attack.

everything is beautiful, nothing hurts

#trump2016

(mine)



HEY NONG MAN posted:

I was asleep for 9/11 because I lived in Alaska at the time and it happened at like 5:30am.

i was in arlington DC on wilson blvd right near the pentagon on 9/11...we were in the office and heard the first plane hit so we pulled out a TV we had stored in the SCIF and watched the second plane hit. then we heard there was a plane above DC so we jumped in the elevator and went down to the street. as soon as we made it to the street i saw the plume go up from the pentagon and watched it burn. so, works cancelled and can't get out of the city so i go to my office manager's house (real cool people, btw) and go for a 5 mile run through DC which was awesome because it was rather apocalyptic to watch. then after i got back to her house and showered, her husband that is a USMC vietnam vet and i drank ourselves blind drunk while sitting in the backyard and watching the news

what a surreal day......nevar forgit

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

prefect posted:

i don't know what it is, but i like it

it's a memory unit for the apollo guidance computer

http://www.computerhistory.org/revolution/artifact/263/1093

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

enotnert posted:

it's just so america it huts, we are a country that will profiteer over a terrorist attack.

everything is beautiful, nothing hurts

#trump2016

there are sales, there are events planned... one of my friends was invited to a neighbor's 9/11 cookout.

it's a loving holiday now, all americans get together and try to out-grieve one another with insipid tales of how upset they were when the heard it on the radio on their loving commute. a ritualistic exercise in mass-histrionics.

a couple of years ago at work 9/11 happened to fall on a day that some director had a big group training session so they celebrated by reading out a timeline of events from the attacks (went on for like half an hour and included the HEROIC reactions of dubya etc), and then when we broke for lunch encouraged us to "tell our tales", where that one lady apparently won the day by having seen it on TV while she was on the treadmill in the gym and was so loving upset cuz she used to work with a contractor from NYC and he might have DIED.

meanwhile when i'd calmly tell people i prefer not to talk about it suddenly there's a widespread rumor around the office about how i was ex military and had been deployed to iraq or some garbage. nah, man, i just dont think it's worth wasting the breath to tell you i woke up after it was over and caught it on cnn.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Apocadall posted:

what's the best way to get a heavy duty desk to hold that kind of stuff without bowing?

I made my workbench/desk out of welded steel square tubing and a six-foot chunk of IKEA hardwood countertop

It weighs like 350 pounds but it gets the job done

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Iridium posted:

there are sales, there are events planned... one of my friends was invited to a neighbor's 9/11 cookout.

it's a loving holiday now, all americans get together and try to out-grieve one another with insipid tales of how upset they were when the heard it on the radio on their loving commute. a ritualistic exercise in mass-histrionics.

george carlin knew :tinfoil:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde



atomicthumbs posted:

from toe to tip, that's a BART

disgraced former transit worker matt groening says they are the BARTmen now

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

H.P. Hovercraft posted:




disgraced former transit worker matt groening says they are the BARTmen now

the needful....................is done:



*bows gracefully*

e: turns out to be false
http://www.snopes.com/shania-jones-cross-eyed-arrest/

Robot Pride fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Sep 8, 2016

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Iridium posted:

there are sales, there are events planned... one of my friends was invited to a neighbor's 9/11 cookout.

it's a loving holiday now, all americans get together and try to out-grieve one another with insipid tales of how upset they were when the heard it on the radio on their loving commute. a ritualistic exercise in mass-histrionics.

a couple of years ago at work 9/11 happened to fall on a day that some director had a big group training session so they celebrated by reading out a timeline of events from the attacks (went on for like half an hour and included the HEROIC reactions of dubya etc), and then when we broke for lunch encouraged us to "tell our tales", where that one lady apparently won the day by having seen it on TV while she was on the treadmill in the gym and was so loving upset cuz she used to work with a contractor from NYC and he might have DIED.

meanwhile when i'd calmly tell people i prefer not to talk about it suddenly there's a widespread rumor around the office about how i was ex military and had been deployed to iraq or some garbage. nah, man, i just dont think it's worth wasting the breath to tell you i woke up after it was over and caught it on cnn.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

lmao the guy who made this used to run a porn BBS back in the day and bring big fileservers to demo parties, i got my first smut CD from him

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

arent the days paper printer way before the start of the day?

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Spectral Debt posted:

arent the days paper printer way before the start of the day?

yes, and it's from 2002

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


still the best 9/11 comic

http://www.thepaincomics.com/weekly020911.htm

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

attn: Tori

A tshirt in the Amazon deal

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


BWI Airport is the only airport in the county with a direct link to nationwide rail service, isn't Baltimore great?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/773914991686774784

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
https://soundcloud.com/user-429464904/seinfeld-gaiden-battle-theme

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
we posting our fave 911 anniversary pics early for the 15 year anniversary?





people who weren't alive for 9/11 are in high school now. time is a bitch.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I was in tenth grade history class and a kid came in late and the teacher was like "sleep in again, owen?" And he was like "they loving blew up new york! It's all over tv and everything"

then the principal came on the PA and said what was known at the time and then the priest said a prayer

Dj Meow Mix
Jan 27, 2009

corgicorgicorgicorgi
rockin everywhere



sounds more like a seinfeld doom map lol

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

I was in middle school and they didn't tell us a goddamn thing until we got a letter at the end of the day

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:

Sagebrush posted:

I was in tenth grade history class and a kid came in late and the teacher was like "sleep in again, owen?" And he was like "they loving blew up new york! It's all over tv and everything"

then the principal came on the PA and said what was known at the time and then the priest said a prayer

yep, in high school, showed up late, ducked out when i realized nothing was gonna happen that day

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

I was in tenth grade history class and a kid came in late and the teacher was like "sleep in again, owen?" And he was like "they loving blew up new york! It's all over tv and everything"

then the principal came on the PA and said what was known at the time and then the priest said a prayer

I was reading GBS and someone had a webcam pointed out their office window showing all the smoke, so I turned on the TV right when the second plane hit

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

I was in tenth grade history class and a kid came in late and the teacher was like "sleep in again, owen?" And he was like "they loving blew up new york! It's all over tv and everything"

then the principal came on the PA and said what was known at the time and then the priest said a prayer

i was also in my 10th grade history class when it happened. the principal came on the pa and said what had happened. the history teacher turned on cnn and we watched it for a bit in silence. after a while she said something ill never forget

"well the next ten years are going to suck"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
this thread making me feel old right now

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I was reading GBS and someone had a webcam pointed out their office window showing all the smoke, so I turned on the TV right when the second plane hit

this is top lulz

"i heard about one of the greatest events in modern history on GBS" should be followed by "that's when i knew i had a problem"

you are a goon to your very core

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Kuvo posted:

"well the next ten years are going to suck"

that is p amazingly prophetic considering we then prosecuted the two longest and costliest war campaigns in parallel for the next years

sounds like a good teacher

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Robot Pride posted:

this is top lulz

"i heard about one of the greatest events in modern history on GBS" should be followed by "that's when i knew i had a problem"

you are a goon to your very core

i heard about it from the howard stern show :blush:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

I was in tenth grade history class and a kid came in late and the teacher was like "sleep in again, owen?" And he was like "they loving blew up new york! It's all over tv and everything"

then the principal came on the PA and said what was known at the time and then the priest said a prayer

health class in 10th grade, we watched on the crt tv hanging in the corner normally used for showing school announcements on an endless loop.

this was in minnesota so we were all pretty sure we'd be fine because lol who the gently caress would target minnesota as a terrorist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKeHQpT5wVE

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

i bet 90% of people saying "I saw the second plane hit" are falsely remembering

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