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FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

nintendo nx is the feel of the cold metal of a gun barrel in your mouth

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

FactsAreUseless posted:

It will be called the Nintendo 420 and they're releasing it in 69 days lmao!!!

I guess Emily Blunt will confirm this rumor
Hehehe

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Geokinesis posted:

nintendo nx is the feel of the cold metal of a gun barrel in your mouth

Kurt Cobain tested an early prototype of the NX. He was blown away by it.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

The NX, well, it's simply to die for.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

stupid NX and all of its problems. no thanks!

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i'm confident the nx will have good games, and be fun

Electromax
May 6, 2007

Boten Anna posted:

we aint gettin poo poo on the NX this month. next month isnt looking too good, either. in fact i dont expect jack poo poo until like, january.

If they did it sooner, greedy Sonys would steal their ideases

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Sony already stole their idea, it was called the Vita TV.

NX will just have a screen on it.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

from two EXT ports to two usb ports. the evolution of the nintendo nx

Sprite141
Feb 7, 2009

I should really just
learn to stop talking.

Electromax posted:

If they did it sooner, greedy Sonys would steal their ideases

Now that we know how underwhelming the ps4 pro elite supergrade is, I think we might hear more of the nx soon. Then again due to the little enthusiasm the pro aquired on its reveal, nintendo won't need to push anything on the nx to bring attention away from it. I mean the auto-runner mario game already squashed that pretty soundly.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

right now nintendo interns are shoveling anything and everything with the Wii U [Pro] logo on it into a furnace and the higher ups are head in hands trying to come up with a different name for the nx at the last second

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Ni-oh, now coming out for the PS4 Pro and the NX Neo, playable with your Wii U Pro controller via a proprietary cable.

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

Electromax posted:

If they did it sooner, greedy Sonys would steal their ideases

since sony doesnt really seem to have any but is eager to steamroll everyone else by just throwing everything at the wall, i kind of think maybe nintendo isnt being overly paranoid

Reiley
Dec 16, 2007


They're using a four-button d-pad because when you detach both sides of the controllers and turn them sideways they become player one and player two controllers, for Classic Gaming.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Split D pads are still actually one piece underneath

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

The NX, launching with Monster Hunter 5. The first big beastie you'll be able to sink your double giant swords into will be the Nintendrome.

fivegears4reverse
Apr 4, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Phantasium posted:

The NX, launching with Monster Hunter 5. The first big beastie you'll be able to sink your double giant swords into will be the Nintendrome.

Honestly if the NX launches with Monster Hunter 5, they have my loving money some time last year.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Nintendo 2600

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i know why the toad captain tracks

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

FactsAreUseless posted:

The Nintendo 2600

So it's a hacker's console?

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

The Nintendo NX will be a spacesuit you wear! Haha! A FUCKIN' SPACESUIT, WHICH IS NOT WHAT THE NX WILL ACTUALLY BE FUCKIN LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

codenameFANGIO posted:

The Nintendo NX will be a spacesuit you wear! Haha! A FUCKIN' SPACESUIT, WHICH IS NOT WHAT THE NX WILL ACTUALLY BE FUCKIN LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

take my wallet... PLEASE !! :D

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

greatn posted:

Split D pads are still actually one piece underneath

One Piece is very popular, Nintendo is smart.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

codenameFANGIO posted:

The Nintendo NX will be a spacesuit you wear! Haha! A FUCKIN' SPACESUIT, WHICH IS NOT WHAT THE NX WILL ACTUALLY BE FUCKIN LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Nice, but what about [the Playstation 4 Neo] and [headphone jacks]

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
The NX is Harambe I think

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



NX cant melt steel memes

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Here's Miyamoto playing some fuckin bluegrass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzET_0VR0w4
(Starts playing for real around a minute in)

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


greatn posted:

Here's Miyamoto playing some fuckin bluegrass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzET_0VR0w4
(Starts playing for real around a minute in)

If Miyamoto ever gets tired of video games, he could set up shop in Branson.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Jonas Albrecht posted:

If Miyamoto ever gets tired of video games, he could set up shop in Branson.

He could join the Shoji Tabuchi show

https://youtu.be/sKthbnNacCw

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016
Bluegrass video rules. Miyamoto always has that mischievous expression like he pulled a prank and is waiting for the victim to figure it out.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

How many NXes, Reggie?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
My uncle who works at Nintendo confirmed the NX to me.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Kashuno posted:

My uncle who works at Nintendo confirmed the NX to me.

I hope Doug Bowser has a nephew. That kid could say "My uncle Bowser over at Nintendo says..."

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
My Uncle works at Nintendo. He molested me.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Jumpingmanjim posted:

My Uncle works at Nintendo. He molested me.

Yeah but what did he say bout the NX

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Jumpingmanjim posted:

My Uncle works at Nintendo. He molested me.

got you other m?

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Jumpingmanjim posted:

My Uncle works at Nintendo. He molested me.

Show us on the Robotic Operating Buddy where he touched you.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
Has there been a pool set up for what the NX is actually going to be yet, cuz if so I'm putting my money on Vicky from Small Wonder

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Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
Whatever it is it won't be me.

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