Panthers v Broncos: Dawn of Football (Kickoff GDT)

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Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Winkie01 posted:

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good lort

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Barudak: May 7, 2007

Dear white people please stop ruining my bloodsport.

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bkerlee: Aug 3, 2006; Slimy and gross.

Throw him out for a lovely taunt, if anything.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Gano gets the touchback anyway lol

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Winkie01 posted:

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best part of football

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Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

NotWearingPants posted:

Why don't they just loving call it a yellow card?

Are we really going to hear a 20 word explanation for a yellow card every time a player gets a yellow card?

I guess you want to replace our Budweiser with tea and crumpets

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Quiet Feet posted:

Oh tattoo lady show is still on I see.

For whatever stupid reason, finding out she was Lady Sif was :psyboom:

for me.

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ComposerGuy: Jul 28, 2007; Conspicuous Absinthe

"gently caress your penalty"

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bkerlee: Aug 3, 2006; Slimy and gross.

Jesus, what a kickoff!

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Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

why is the stadium so empty

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NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

lmfao at them playing the Boys of Summer while going through the Broncos QBs of training camp

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/774049839730466816

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

nice montage of HOF quarterbacks they had there

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MissileWaster: Jul 2, 2007; Remember that one time you totally botched that snap?

Trevor Siemian looks like he asks for help at Walmart while buying groceries.

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Big Bob Pataki posted:

why is the stadium so empty

its at the top of a very high hill, hard to get up there

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Verisimillipede: Jul 17, 2006

PrinceRandom posted:

that's how you get an acl tear big guy

I get this reference and it still makes me laugh.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Not a catch

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Barudak: May 7, 2007

Big Bob Pataki posted:

why is the stadium so empty

Peyton Manning's forehead no longer in attendance.

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Was Siemian pro-union at Northwestern?

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

not a catch

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midwat: May 6, 2007

How is Siemian actually decent?

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Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/774049839730466816

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Chokes McGee posted:

The one on the left is cute

as is the one on the right and the one in the middle

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

stupid catch back and to the left bullshit is the single worst part of football

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Democrazy posted:

Was Siemian pro-union at Northwestern?

hell no

loving scab

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Chokes McGee posted:

For whatever stupid reason, finding out she was Lady Sif was for me.

Wait, what? I thought she was that dr. chick from House? Is she both?

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ComposerGuy: Jul 28, 2007; Conspicuous Absinthe

Not a catch but who cares.

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curiosity fucked me up: Oct 7, 2014

NattyBo posted:

lmfao at them playing the Boys of Summer while going through the Broncos QBs of training camp

THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS LOL

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

midwat posted:

How is Siemian actually decent?

Just imagine how good this means Dak will be

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

It seems like this Trevor cat already has more complete passes than Peyton last year. Lol

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Big Bob Pataki posted:

why is the stadium so empty

Hey guys a pissed off Super Bowl contender team is coming back to town and our quarterback is Trevor Siemien! hey where's everyone going wait come back

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Lol @ The Boys of Summer leitmotif.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Democrazy posted:

Was Siemian pro-union at Northwestern?

Opposed it.

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Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

FizFashizzle posted:

solid 8

I figured you would say 6, a lot of 6's

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.