Panthers v Broncos: Dawn of Football (Kickoff GDT)

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

lmao the loving fullback ahahaha forcing missed tackles in the open field lmao nice job dickpisser

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

what if trevor siemian

is good

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:21

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Fullbacks are back baby

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Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Great fullback name.

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RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

This secondary is terrifying so far.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:21

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Lol, that's just sad.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:21

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

the 7-7 tie is all but secured

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:21

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

big man score points, that's what i like

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:21

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

TOUCHDOWN!!!

2 gif special for it being a white guy

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:21

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Fullbacks with Eastern European names are the best

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Barudak posted:

Lol burned by the fullback.

pounded from the back by the fullback, a chuck tingle sports erotic thriller

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Fact: throughout his NFL career, every Trevor Siemian drive has ended in either a turnover of fullback score

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

blue squares posted:

does any team have QBs with worse names than Trevor and Paxton?

trevor is just a regular name.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

trevor harambe is currently the 2nd best qb in the national football league

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

This game is going incredibly well.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Rasta_Al posted:

Lol. Panthers gonna get schooled again

They deserve to. They get way too much hype, lost the Super Bowl and they are preseason ranked #1? Huh?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Winkie01 posted:

TOUCHDOWN!!!

2 gif special for it being a white guy

both hot and more historically accurate

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

More fullbacks, Denver

Just line fullbacks up at all positions

then do a QB draw with Siemiens THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:22

Rabid Snake: Aug 6, 2004

Winkie01 posted:

TOUCHDOWN!!!

2 gif special for it being a white guy

Oh man I haven't seen winkie gifs since last season

Football is finally back :unsmith:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

DrunkPanda posted:

They deserve to. They get way too much hype, lost the Super Bowl and they are preseason ranked #1? Huh?

the bcs ruins football again

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

So who's gonna get real drat goony about that stupid Deepwater movie?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Panthers cant win this.

Don't have the players on the offensive line, don't have the coaches to stop this.

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

More fullbacks, Denver

Just line fullbacks up at all positions

then do a QB draw with Siemiens THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

ah, the Northwestern offense

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Brannock posted:

Fullbacks with Eastern European names are the best

I look forward to the return of Kyle Juszczyk.

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Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

A deepwater horizon movie staring Mark Wahlberg. Is there anyway that movie doesnt suck

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

White running back?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I don't know if I even want to make fun of Siemian's name anymore. He might actually be good?

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Lolat this deep water horizon movie

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:23

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

The Little Kielbasa posted:

And it was glorious.

i love football with my whole heart and soul

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:24

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

I hate the Broncos and all, but if the Panthers lose to Denver with Serial Apeist under center then hahahahaha

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

LOL

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:24

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

So who's gonna get real drat goony about that stupid Deepwater movie?

That seems to be your area.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 02:24

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

a poor decision

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The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Dumb

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RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

DrunkPanda posted:

They deserve to. They get way too much hype, lost the Super Bowl and they are preseason ranked #1? Huh?

Hype? I haven't seen much of anyone predicting us to win the Super Bowl this year.

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NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

lmao Ginn what are you doing?

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midwat: May 6, 2007

Badly played Super Bowl blends into badly played season opener

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MissileWaster: Jul 2, 2007; Remember that one time you totally botched that snap?

Great effort there Carolina. Good job.

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

#FullbacksMatter

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DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

R.D. Mangles posted:

what if trevor siemian

is good

Trevor Siemian.... he's not the hero the Broncos wanted but the one they deserved

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