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RFC2324 posted:Wasn't he having serious digestive issues by the time he aborted the walk (day 3 iirc)? He wasn't hungry, so he stopped eating. All the experienced hikers told him that, in those conditions, you need to force calories into yourself. He thought he knew better, so the third day he spent sitting under a blanket on a hill, glaring at park visitors and largely unable to walk. It was that day or early the next that he completely passed out in the park shitter because his body was shutting down. A long hike is something I might do some day for some personal reflection time but, jesus. When people who have done that poo poo tell me I'm doing it wrong, I'm going to take their word for it.
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Mr. 47 posted:He wasn't hungry, so he stopped eating. All the experienced hikers told him that, in those conditions, you need to force calories into yourself. He thought he knew better, so the third day he spent sitting under a blanket on a hill, glaring at park visitors and largely unable to walk. It was that day or early the next that he completely passed out in the park shitter because his body was shutting down. Also maybe work up to it instead of going straight to the hardest challenge you can think of. Gotta say, this thread has probably confirmed cps goon as the greatest saga, based on how often it comes up.
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Jose posted:Did some TG goon make a warhammer scene and goons went mad for it being a rape scene or was that somewhere/thing else? I appreciate your gbs posts outside trp man
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SneakyFrog posted:thank you for being one of the few reasons I actually have fun auditing employee web histories, because of fearless no gently caress givers like you No problem dude. I would maybe be concerned if i wasnt the IT around here.
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RFC2324 posted:Also maybe work up to it instead of going straight to the hardest challenge you can think of. this just reminded me of something. I think the connection is that CPS goon was in the thread posting about his redemption and getting his kids back when people called him out, but it was one of those "lovely things you did as a kid" or "Terrible things you did in middle school" or something threads and out of nowhere some guy admits he molested a dog and the thread tore him apart. No idea when it was.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:No problem dude.   
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Fat Shat Sings posted:this just reminded me of something. You thinking of Morally Inept?
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Das Boo posted:You thinking of Morally Inept? Yeah That's the one, I didn't realize he stuck around for a year after that before getting permabanned (Thanks SAclopedia)
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Planetside 2 Good Squad driving the biggest milsperg outfit off the game because half their members were outright racists. When there was no one left to kick sand in the face, it was goon on goon on goon.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo "Making the playlist is pure torture..." Not a saga maybe, but still... 
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SA "star" Escape Artist Posted a ton in TVIV and had a massive ego and thought he was the best thing since sliced bread, claimed people would message him and thank him for all his insightful comments in The Wire threads yet could never produce them. Bragged about how great the "level of discussion" was in his threads and would constantly whine and report people in the GoT threads Also claimed to have written the idea for Breaking Bad years before it came out and how he was going to sue. His claim about talking to the original "real cook of the "blue meth" was eventually debunked when someone pointed out the "blue meth" was a 100% fictitious creation used for the show. Had temper tantrums and breakdowns on a regular basis, and probably used a variety of alts to agree with and slavish praise all over his main account. Posted about wanting to become a stand up comic, months later talked about it being piss easy and how he always just poo poo talks the crowd, actual working comics in the thread shred him and tear into all his bullshit ad nasuem until he quietly left the thread.
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pentyne posted:SA "star" Escape Artist It worked for Kanye West.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Yeah he would give dog loving avs to anyone who called him out on it, too
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Does anyone have the mp3 of that nice guy who was "dating" a girl he'd never kissed and made her a love letter CD and left it in her car for her to find? Some goon put Closing Time by Tom Waits over it and it's magical.
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corn in the bible posted:he would give dog loving avs to anyone who called him out on it, too
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In 2009 before I registered there was a guy called dalabast that bought a completely ruined ~1970 Mustang and posted about restoring it on AI. I don't remember how I found it, linked from somewhere and I guess the paywall wasn't up right then. The car looked straight enough but every single part on it was hosed in some way, he'd shoveled like $50k into a $15k car over a several year period. It was a quality thread and there was a lot of e/n poo poo in it too because he was using it as a way to get over his dead wife or girlfriend or something and every task turned out to take three times as long and cost five times as much as it should due to ignorance/his seeming desire to be taken advantage of at every turn. Then someone googled his name and he has used the same name to post some really quite nasty stuff on some racist/white supremacist message boards and by the time this all got out everything kinda started to melt down but it was a long drawn-out death and I think that's what led to helldump getting shut down and indirectly to me registering here so you can think him for my Quality Posting. The thread was actually deleted, not just gassed though.
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two forty posted:In 2009 before I registered there was a guy called dalabast that bought a completely ruined ~1970 Mustang and posted about restoring it on AI. I don't remember how I found it, linked from somewhere and I guess the paywall wasn't up right then. The car looked straight enough but every single part on it was hosed in some way, he'd shoveled like $50k into a $15k car over a several year period. It was a quality thread and there was a lot of e/n poo poo in it too because he was using it as a way to get over his dead wife or girlfriend or something and every task turned out to take three times as long and cost five times as much as it should due to ignorance/his seeming desire to be taken advantage of at every turn. Then someone googled his name and he has used the same name to post some really quite nasty stuff on some racist/white supremacist message boards and by the time this all got out everything kinda started to melt down but it was a long drawn-out death and I think that's what led to helldump getting shut down and indirectly to me registering here so you can think him for my Quality Posting. AI regular Krakkles is the one who outed him. There was a lot of angry posts about the thread vanishing until the mods said why he'd been banned. dalablast did finish detailing his build on another forum eventually.
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pentyne posted:SA "star" Escape Artist The best part was his grand exit! He got really, really into GoT and posted in both the spoiler and non-spoiler thread with extreme regularity. He'd read all the books, so people in the non-spoiler thread started getting annoyed with his constant posting (like seriously, WAY too many posts) and started calling him out on it. He'd always come back with a pissy response and say something like it's his "right" to post there as long as he doesn't mention book stuff. I can't remember what the final straw was or anything, but he somehow got himself banned, but not before PMing GoT spoilers to a bunch of people in the non-spoiler thread. Pretty pathetic, because before the downward spiral he had literally posted something to the effect of "people who post spoilers are the scum of the earth".
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Is there a saga where a SA poster gets as man hang and blow jobs as then so feel is needed to attain nirvana?
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VendaGoat posted:Is there a saga where a SA poster gets as man hang and blow jobs as then so feel is needed to attain nirvana? yeh
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VendaGoat posted:Is there a saga where a SA poster gets as man hang and blow jobs as then so feel is needed to attain nirvana? Jesus Christ I need to proof read My poo poo. I am *teh fail. *This one was intentional.
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Twat le Piss posted:I appreciate your gbs posts outside trp man thanks op
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3789543 Is this one in the making?
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SynthOrange posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3789543 lol what the gently caress
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SynthOrange posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3789543 
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Doredrin posted:It is mostly serious, but I am aware of the kind of response it will get from most people. If good or even great art was immediately appreciated by everyone, than Van Gogh would have died a rich man.
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pentyne posted:SA "star" Escape Artist Oh my god, I remember him. He had a Brother Mouzone (or however you spell it) avatar, and was apparently disabled. I did like some of his posts, when they weren't crazy, and I remember at one point him mentioning 'people appreciating his quality posting', but I had no idea it got that bad, holy poo poo  I need to scour his post history now, thanks! EDIT: Hahaha, look at this custom title...  I don't think it did before, but it now links directly to his rap sheet. 
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swap.avi, although I have never seen it I'll always have "fond" memories of benny the snake because it was the same time i was applying for jobs out of grad school, and he had just finished his undergrad, and he was such an abysmal, colossal gently caress up without any semblance of work ethic that it was surreal. also the diaper fetish poo poo. whatever happened to him?
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:also who was the guy who was desperate to lose his virginity, and had like rancid, bright yellow teeth? painfully awkward, stalkerish, maybe worked as a teacher? Not the programmer who wanted to gently caress college chicks?
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:swap.avi, although I have never seen it I have a sneaking suspicion that he still doesn't have a job.
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:also who was the guy who was desperate to lose his virginity, and had like rancid, bright yellow teeth? painfully awkward, stalkerish, maybe worked as a teacher? This was beloved hell dump punching bag Two Worlds. He got fired because he couldn't control his students and was leering at the underage girls in his class. Some of the best content hell dump ever produced. Benny the Snake got his poo poo together enough to reappear like a superhero in the Blue Story Star Wars husband threads as a voice of reason.
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Pretentious as hell webcomic author joins SA and introduces himself, gets mildly critiqued by the thread regulars, proceeds to flip out and melt down.quote:Hi there... I'm Stef, creator of the online graphic novel, Sarah Zero: Of course, he didn't take it very well and eventually had this meltdown: quote:I won't get permabanned?!?!?!? Not pictured: after getting banned (and just a regular ban, not even a perma ban at that), he spent a good couple years on his webcomic talking about how mean SA was.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Holy poo poo for real? Do you have a link? I feel like the Blue Story stuff was linked at some point ITT but I dont have a link to his posts. I would actually really like to read the Two Worlds threads again. Stuff I remember about him: -Had pictures of him dressed up as cyclops from the X-Men movie -In times of stress he would imagine the X-Men coming to his aid -Had something called the 'Ariel-verse' in his head where his base instincts (jerking it, looking at porn) were constantly at war with his pure self -Had a personified version of his lust and frustration that was basically the Hulk with a slightly different name but also the bad guy from The Dark Tower sort of? He would say like "oh the Brute took over last night" or poo poo like that. I also remember one thread where forums user Tony Danzas Ho zoomed in to one of his pictures in photoshop or something and sampled the color of his teeth and it was this horrifying pea green.
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Travis343 posted:I feel like the Blue Story stuff was linked at some point ITT but I dont have a link to his posts. The Brute. He called his "other personality" 'The Brute.' Didn't he call a bunch of goon's employers and try to get them fired for ragging on him? Didn't he promise to never swear until he got laid, and then reached out to people from junior high school to let them know when he had?
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Whatever happened with "Goon Love is the Best Love?" It sounded like a fun gimmick but, of course, it apparently went all fuckin' goony.
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Instant Sunrise posted:Pretentious as hell webcomic author joins SA and introduces himself, gets mildly critiqued by the thread regulars, proceeds to flip out and melt down. Yeah "My skin is thicker than 28 layers of Kevlar, I ain't mad" *cue passive aggressive comics about SA for a span of years* Also mentioned earlier in the thread a few times, but related to this (lovely Webcomic makers) was SpoonfulofBromide. If I remember the webcomic mock threads right we were making fun of that Shredded Moose comic with the guy named Brew in it that was like redpill fratbro and was just awful, but SpoonfulofBromide was obsessed with Shredded Moose and years after it ended had been patrolling the internet for any mention, constantly trying to "Compile the archives" of this poo poo webcomic while melting down all over the internet about the brilliance of the comic to anyone who would listen. This led them to SA where we were calling out their posts on random forums and mocking both them and Shredded Moose, and they started going nuts and posting their own comics. Which were awful and everyone thought were a troll until he ended up having dozens of them already made with hundreds more on the way. That's where Goku Pants really took off since they had a huge meltdown over goku pants being posted as a sign of good art, leading to pages and pages of things like 3 goku pants moon. That led to the two goldmined threads about them. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615435&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=10 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615777
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Travis343 posted:-Had something called the 'Ariel-verse' in his head where his base instincts (jerking it, looking at porn) were constantly at war with his pure self Nice. Was he mormon or something? Those guys are brought up to feel such a sharp, overwhelming sense of shame about themselves and how much God Himself feels pure, focused hatred and anger towards anyone who should happen to even accidentally allow the vaguest, most peripheral thought having to do with sexuality to enter their minds that it would be no surprise at all for a lot of them to develop weird dis-associative disorders to deal with that. "Oh it totally wasn't me who thought about boobs because I'm pure and would never be so ungrateful as to slap God in the face like that, I must be possessed by some other force beyond my control. Whew that was a close one." GreatGreen has a new favorite as of 18:41 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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