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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



:canada: Also sorry for the snapchat, and yes I am wearing shorts and was also barefoot at the campfire because that's how we roll in the frosty north

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

I know that feeling, I'm 31, and buying Liquor is still a nightmare, because I've only got a temporary paper license

I work at a gas station and fwiw I would not have carded you.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


titties posted:

I work at a gas station and fwiw I would not have carded you.

Please come do training in my city.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
My cat, Fyodor, gets to be on the cover of a magazine, and I on the inside :3:

He was being a little poo poo so I struggled to get him to pose.



Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Sweet As Sin posted:

My cat, Fyodor, gets to be on the cover of a magazine, and I on the inside :3:

He was being a little poo poo so I struggled to get him to pose.





I'd be that cat's amigo any day!

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


That's a thousand yard stare rarely seen on a cat. Pictured: a cat who is not angry, but not happy. A grumpy cat, if you will.

Congrats on the feature!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


hahaha awesome!

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Picnic, SaS, you both look beautiful. And that cat is amazing!!! Big fluffy kitty!

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

NotAnArtist posted:

That's a thousand yard stare rarely seen on a cat. Pictured: a cat who is not angry, but not happy. A grumpy cat, if you will.

Congrats on the feature!

He's the happiest little poo poo ever, though. But he looks annoyed or angry all the time




Thanks for the kind words :3:

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Picnic Princess posted:

:canada: Also sorry for the snapchat, and yes I am wearing shorts and was also barefoot at the campfire because that's how we roll in the frosty north

drat straight!


Just checking in! I have braved the waters of the dating pool and things are going... well? Been awhile since that happened so I've forgotten how that part works. Goons looking amazing as ever; special mention to SAS, you can scowl at me any time! :wink:

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID
Ultrasound Selfie

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Too many of you are attractive people, it's very intimidating.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Palisader posted:

Too many of you are attractive people, it's very intimidating.

If titties or me posts a picture will you feel less intimidated?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

LingcodKilla posted:

If titties or me posts a picture will you feel less intimidated?

I misread this as an offer to show to your titties, and it made me wonder if the rule against homegroan had been lifted.

Also please don't show us your titties.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


RFC2324 posted:

I misread this as an offer to show to your titties, and it made me wonder if the rule against homegroan had been lifted.

Also please don't show us your titties.

Too late. There's at least one photo of my squid tat with nipple floating around this thread.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

"homegroan?"

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LingcodKilla posted:

Too late. There's at least one photo of my squid tat with nipple saved on rad lieutenant's hard drive.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


You don't want to see it and know it's coming, so when you do all it gets is a groan.

I know my wife groans anytime i send her an indecent pic.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill



First day of school in over a decade
Christ I need to clean my room

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

NotAnArtist posted:



First day of school in over a decade
Christ I need to clean my room

Do you sit crosslegged in front of your mirror and blow dry your hair like I do?
Also, goodluck with school.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

NotAnArtist posted:



First day of school in over a decade
Christ I need to clean my room

Hey there back-to-school buddy

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I bet that coat would be floor length on me

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
His bottom whiskers are white, but his top two whiskers are black; your cat has a moustache. A curly Frenchman's moustache.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LingcodKilla posted:

If titties or me posts a picture will you feel less intimidated?

I'm not sure what you mean because I am exceptionally attractive.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

titties posted:

I'm not sure what you mean because I am exceptionally attractive.

:agreed: great eyes also

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

After commuting on a single speed to work for 3 years, I decided I'd try road cycling.

I'm now obsessed with road cycling.

RIP in peace my bank balance

:homebrew:

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
why did someone take a picture of you holding up your phone? this is so weird, what's so special about displaying your phone is this a tumblr meme?

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


He also took time to flip the image when he uploaded it into his computer.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

SuperiorColliculus posted:

After commuting on a single speed to work for 3 years, I decided I'd try road cycling.

I'm now obsessed with road cycling.

RIP in peace my bank balance

:homebrew:



Hey Lance how much faster does the spandex make you?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Elsa posted:

why did someone take a picture of you holding up your phone? this is so weird, what's so special about displaying your phone is this a tumblr meme?

I have a million photos of me taking photos, but those are actual cameras and my friends and I fooling around. I don't get why he is holding the phone up either.

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

Cosima posted:

Hey Lance how much faster does the spandex make you?

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!



...nothing at all

...nothing at all

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

This is like the 3rd time this week I have seen this on the forums. Do you not know what RIP stands for?

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


It is a joke.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Here lies jokes

RIP in peace, jokes

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

Did a lot of goons take their rear end in a top hat pills recently or what?

In order:

1) It is a mirror. Sorry I didn't "get" the joke if you're trying to be funny and/or acerbic? I'm far from the only person itt doing this.

2) 0.005% faster, 100% more comfortable.

3) It is a joke.

SuperiorColliculus has a new favorite as of 18:12 on Sep 9, 2016

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

humor is dead, long live humor

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





you would think that forgetting to take your rear end in a top hat pill would make you more grumpy and irritable for the day tho

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

hard counter posted:

you would think that forgetting to take your rear end in a top hat pill would make you more grumpy and irritable for the day tho

I really have to rethink this whole antiinflammatory pill thing I take to prevent inflammation.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

SuperiorColliculus posted:

Did a lot of goons take their rear end in a top hat pills recently or what?

In order:

1) It is a mirror. Sorry I didn't get the joke if you're trying to be funny and/or acerbic? I'm far from the only person itt doing this.

2) 0.005% faster, 100% more comfortable.

3) It is a joke.

:ssh: it's all jokes.

Anyway, I encourage fit men to wear spandex more often regardless of the context.

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JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
guess the jokes on me cause I dont get it :( . Repeating parts of abbreviations is a pet peeve of mine, cant stand when people say things live VIN number, NIC card, etc.

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